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hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Toxic Mental posted:

You say Mah Gah if you’re trying to be really classy and tasteful with it, Mag Uh if you’re speaking with friends

It’s a bit like Nippon and Nihon, you see

Time to normalize May Gay, see some heads explode

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

mobby_6kl posted:

Like against Obama too and it turned out ok

Michigan had 20k uncommitted votes in 2012

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

mobby_6kl posted:

Like against Obama too and it turned out ok

That’s not the point the point is those guys were organized and did their own boots on the ground thing

I don’t know when it became popular to just say your enemies aren’t real but man is that a bad strategy if you care at all about winning.

Because all that does is make you feel better it doesn’t actually solve anything

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

kazil posted:

Michigan had 20k uncommitted votes in 2012

There were also a lot less votes cast in total in 2012, so as a percentage it was about 10.7% in 2012 and 13.2% in 2024. Not saying it's not meaningful, though.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
RNC isn't going to be coordinating any big efforts like that so it's smart for Biden to get people out early working to get people registered to vote and coordinating efforts like this.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

kazil posted:

Michigan had 20k uncommitted votes in 2012

Sure but also Obama had 170k for him while Biden had 623k. The difference is a few percentage points.

033024
Mar 30, 2024
constantly reminded of poverty

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



kazil posted:

Trump is going to send Ambassador Presler to North Korea

:hmmyes: I could see this actually happening

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Sir John Falstaff posted:

There were also a lot less votes cast in total in 2012, so as a percentage it was about 10.7% in 2012 and 13.2% in 2024. Not saying it's not meaningful, though.


mobby_6kl posted:

Sure but also Obama had 170k for him while Biden had 623k. The difference is a few percentage points.

I'll give you that.

I do still think the tweets originally start off as "people actually love Joe in Michigan and leftist concerns are just people that are too online." Joe seems to be catching a break from Trump's campaign being whatever, but I wish he would address those concerns more than dismiss them.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Standing on steps. Pussies.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Don't forget this classic

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

bird with big dick posted:

Lmao we get a real life Trump lover in the thread, get ‘im boys

I assure you that I pray for Trump to die from a heart attack while making GBS threads his pants on live television every single day.

I just saw conservatives screaming "they're coming to take our gas stoves!" and liberals saying poo poo like "you're a piece of poo poo if you don't switch to electric stoves" and thought it was all incredibly dumb and came looking for clarification

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



kazil posted:

Don't forget this classic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_e8TMXshc

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

kazil posted:

lol that reminds me that Trump said "see you next Tuesday" to the female prosecutor in his second Carroll case

"fair and timely"

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

They’re going to send Scott Presler to all 50 states with an unlimited supply of Ensure

I read this as "with an unlimited supply of Erasure" and now I have Always stuck in my head.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

kazil posted:

Don't forget this classic


This reminds me of the ancient Photoshop thread with Christ on the cross tagged with the Snickers ad "not going anywhere for a while?"

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Ralph Hurley posted:

Maybe if your Christian beliefs didn’t compel you to constantly radiate contempt for literally everything else in that exists, your Christian beliefs wouldn’t be so contemptible.

Lmao

Biden is like the most practicing religion President in decades

Guy goes to church a lot, proud Irish Catholic

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Toxic Mental posted:

You say Mah Gah if you’re trying to be really classy and tasteful with it, Mag Uh if you’re speaking with friends

It’s a bit like Nippon and Nihon, you see
You say “mah guh” I say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIb8zBmSkcM

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:

I'll give you that.

I do still think the tweets originally start off as "people actually love Joe in Michigan and leftist concerns are just people that are too online." Joe seems to be catching a break from Trump's campaign being whatever, but I wish he would address those concerns more than dismiss them.

Sure but I also think a bunch of those shifts arnt just from Israel’s horror show and started before it, The last couple election cycles have shown that Arab and Muslim Americans are buying into a lot of the insane culture war horse poo poo the gop focuses on. I think Biden and the Dems are trying to a degree to fix their problems and it sounded like a lot of the local dem infrastructure from the past couple elections is still there and starting early with funding from Dems.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Grey Cat posted:

Negatives to society collapsing: I die
Positives to society collapsing: idiots also die

My stance on society collapsing has shifted dramatically to neutral.

Negatives to society collapsing: I die
Positives to society collapsing: I die & idiots also die

owyeh.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
Maybe there are actually recent shifts, but the phenomenon of immigrants from failed dictatorships buying hook line and sinker into GOP propaganda about how their country is a shithole because of socialism and not because of authoritarianism is a proud, decades-old tradition

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Right as this popped up on my screen, Jehova's Witnesses rang my doorbell to tell me we may be living in the end times, and handed me a card with a QR code I can scan for more information. I only spoke to them briefly because my dog was harassing them but I kept thinking about these fat dudes in their underwear pretending they were being crucified and I did pretty well trying to hold back the laughter.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




I'm not super religous, but if I was Uhhh is it really a good idea to compare yourself to the Son of God like that?

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

CommieGIR posted:

There was a couple of Young Republicans that were canvasing for Kemp, and I kinda glanced at our LGTQ flag over the front door and said we weren't interested and they quickly left.

This is bi erasure

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



TulliusCicero posted:

I'm not super religous, but if I was Uhhh is it really a good idea to compare yourself to the Son of God like that?

It’s a torture fetish

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Glimm posted:

This is bi erasure

*LGBTQ, :argh:

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Glimm posted:

This is bi erasure

:touchdown:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

tek79 posted:

Right as this popped up on my screen, Jehova's Witnesses rang my doorbell to tell me we may be living in the end times, and handed me a card with a QR code I can scan for more information. I only spoke to them briefly because my dog was harassing them but I kept thinking about these fat dudes in their underwear pretending they were being crucified and I did pretty well trying to hold back the laughter.

That religion was founded based on pseudoscience nonsense like numerology and pyramidology and was a doomsday cult from day 1. They've been trying the scare tactic of insisting that the end of the world is happening tomorrow since the early 1900s. And gullible, ignorant people fall for it. Heck, even the founder's gravestone is a pyramid filled with reminders of his pseudoscience religious beliefs:



It's no wonder so many JWs are secretly, hush-hush Trump supporters. They're foolish enough to fall for the dumbest of grifts.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

kazil posted:

Don't forget this classic


that's incredible

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Nailed it.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Catastrophe posted:

That religion was founded based on pseudoscience nonsense like numerology and pyramidology and was a doomsday cult from day 1. They've been trying the scare tactic of insisting that the end of the world is happening tomorrow since the early 1900s. And gullible, ignorant people fall for it. Heck, even the founder's gravestone is a pyramid filled with reminders of his pseudoscience religious beliefs:



It's no wonder so many JWs are secretly, hush-hush Trump supporters. They're foolish enough to fall for the dumbest of grifts.

I was wondering if they were going to get political and was prepared to tell them my thoughts on Donald "The Rapist" Trump, but fortunately they just rambled for a minute about the end of the world, and their awesome new website that explains it all. They hit my neighbor across the street after my place. He's an old liberal guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind and I'm curious to see how he handled them.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Those guys aren't ripped like Jesus

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Wait I thought Taylor Swift was a Dem operative all this time, whatever came of that?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
They got bored and started spouting nonsense about the Mayor of Baltimore.

To be clear, all this is media driven

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Zefiel posted:

Wait I thought Taylor Swift was a Dem operative all this time, whatever came of that?

the op is still in play. we're just awaiting further orders.

e: have you not been getting your weekly briefings? I would report to the nearest swifthouse and speak with a commissar.

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

tek79 posted:

I was wondering if they were going to get political and was prepared to tell them my thoughts on Donald "The Rapist" Trump, but fortunately they just rambled for a minute about the end of the world, and their awesome new website that explains it all. They hit my neighbor across the street after my place. He's an old liberal guy who isn't afraid to speak his mind and I'm curious to see how he handled them.

I work with two JWs and one doesn’t seem to care about politics at all, and the other definitely isn’t voting trump.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Oscar Wild posted:

Those guys aren't ripped like Jesus

No one knows Jesus was ripped. I'm guessing it's another example of weirdos pushing their ideal fanfic images of the person they worship..... you know, just like all those images of big, strong, ripped Trump.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Buce posted:

that's incredible

It looks like something Google Gemini ai would generate, followed immediately by a corporate apology.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


lol

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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



On the evening of November 5th, Joseph Robinette Biden will step up to a microphone to address his supporters, having won reelection to the office of President. Leaning forward, his brow will furrow, and he'll growl into the microphone, 'Now is the time for all true patriots to SHAKE IT OFF'. Instantaneously a swarm of 12 - 40 year old women will all reach for axes and machetes, and begin going door-to-door to slaughter Republicans in their homes. The event will be known as The Night Of The Long Knives (Taylor's Version).

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