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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Elias_Maluco posted:

What about Walt Wokesney

elon likes this post, copies it, and tweets it without credit

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Woke Wokeswoke :smug:

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008


so funny how she hosed up her bag like that

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

The REAL Goobusters posted:

so funny how she hosed up her bag like that

all she had to do was not compare what was happening to her to the holocaust. it's harder than you think

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Elias_Maluco posted:

What about Walt Wokesney

Woke DEIsney

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
No way does Elon Musk read books.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


books are boring to a mind as epic and ftw as elon reeve musk

I bet he gets ulysses

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

withak posted:

No way does Elon Musk read books.

Yes, that tweet was a sort of preemptive explanation of why he doesn't read. "I've mentioned books are needlessly long, that's why I don't read them. I don't have enough time to read all those extra words they put in."

Wouldn't be surprised if you found more instances of that in his twitter or other media.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
walt disney was seduced by the siren call of dei in the 1930s and added more animals than just mice to his cartoons, thus leading his beloved company down the ruinous road of woke

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
is musk still considered a role model at all these days?

kids really gotta find “Books are dumb and Gay (WOKE)” and “Chatbots have already exceeded human potential” inspiring

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



What about the most salient lines of code his peons submit to review every friday?

That's still a thing, right?

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19

He's right. All that twisted, corroded, broken steel is free to use

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Just use big hose clamps to fix the bridge.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Elias_Maluco posted:

What about Walt Wokesney

👎

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

TheMightyBoops posted:

Just use big hose clamps to fix the bridge.

Some quarter round strips from Home Depot too

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
first it was CRT now its DEI next will be CUM

Caucasian
Ubermench
Minimization

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Godlessdonut posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19

He's right. All that twisted, corroded, broken steel is free to use
Tells you a lot about his manufacturing practices

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Godlessdonut posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19

He's right. All that twisted, corroded, broken steel is free to use

Lmao

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
guy that knows nothing about construction: just reuse the broken parts

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Godlessdonut posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19

He's right. All that twisted, corroded, broken steel is free to use

As a licensed engineer, lol, lmao.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"just extinguish the fire and put the battery back in the tesla"

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

Tells you a lot about his manufacturing practices

He built a space ship out of steel, he's the steel expert here

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Godlessdonut posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19

He's right. All that twisted, corroded, broken steel is free to use

just glue it back with epoxy spacex style.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

That'll buff right out

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Simply yell at the engineering staff until the bridge is rebuilt, bing bong so simple.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

If your 5 year old suggested re-using the old steel you would pat them on the head for being both clever and naive

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
bridges are old tech ripe for disruption anyway. here are some alternatives

hyperloop, the tunnel could be dug in a day
shoot stuff over the water with rockets
just use your cypertruck as a brief boat

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

They should turn the rest of the highway into a canal

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
That steel's only purpose from now on should be serving as as a home for whatever marine life can survive near Baltimore.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

We will get you Mars before the bridge is complete 😂

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

use second hand rotting steel but charge like its new steel, massive profits

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Fuckt Tupp posted:

walt disney was seduced by the siren call of dei in the 1930s and added more animals than just mice to his cartoons, thus leading his beloved company down the ruinous road of woke

in the 30s Walt Disney was kind of more into what you could call the exact opposite of DEI actually

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
im going insane at his weasel words for the contract

"incentive for early and safe completion"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
elon should make the bridges from death stranding

moist turtleneck has issued a correction as of 21:46 on Mar 30, 2024

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
He should use the bridge steel to build more cybertrucks

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Martian posted:

He should use the bridge steel to build more cybertrucks

:hmmyes:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Japan are the ones that can fix roads and such in days.
They have the skill and organization to do so.
China puts up buildings in days too, but by cutting corners and corruption, leading to them crumbling and falling soon after.
Hence the term 'tofu dregs' widely used in China to describe them.

Love how Elon is an expert in things he won't touch with a ten foot pole.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

get stronk like monke

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Godlessdonut posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1773931137531810233?t=y769w9KXpfHIvIUE8Dqg9g&s=19

He's right. All that twisted, corroded, broken steel is free to use

Hello Mr Musk. We'd like to offer you a leadership role at Boeing.

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Bridges are stupid, make it an aboveground tunnel instead.

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