The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The pen is mightier than the cum bucket

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:25

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 02:21

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

It'd look better..... if it was a penis

That goes without saying

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:36

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Mauser posted:

No way am I tempting fate with that closeup look inside the rear end in a top hat if I were the elephant stool removal specialist

And that's exactly why you'll never reach those heights.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:40

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Catastrophe posted:

Awww. He'll come around with kind treatment.

When my partner moved into my place, she brought her cats with her. Her boy cat hated me and wanted nothing to do with me for months. After a while, he was following me around like a puppy anywhere I'd go and couldn't go through a night without climbing on top of me and sleeping on my chest. I'd wake up to him just sitting there staring at me. Little guy adored me. It just took some time. Animals will learn you're a good person to them.

sorry for the late reply, his name is Rocky and he's a very good boy that had a hard life so far.
At this stage I'd gladly deal with a hateful cat instead of just watching him sit around like that, it breaks my heart.

Maybe tomorrow will be better.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:45

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Lucid Nonsense posted:

And that's exactly why you'll never reach those ~~heights~~ depths.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:50

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Remember that clip with the elephant who sat down on their keeper? Who btw was very lucky their shoulders constituted a flared base?

# ? Mar 30, 2024 20:57

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Milo and POTUS posted:

It'd look better..... if it was a penis

it is abstract art, just interpret it as a penis

# ? Mar 30, 2024 22:20

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Nobody Interesting posted:

it is abstract art, just interpret it as a penis

Getting a Big Leboski vibe:

# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:14

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

It'd look better..... if it was a penis

If it's taller than it's wide it's a dick
If it's taller than it's wide it's a dick
If It's not taller than it's wide
Then just turn it on its side
Now it's taller than it's wide
It's a dick

# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:30

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVstwh6rSd8

# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:32

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

It's totally normal. Something like 40% of all kids do it.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:44

Internet Old One: Dec 6, 2021; Coke Adds Life

Murdstone posted:

Holy crap I saw this on late night cable as a kid and it stuck with me all this time.

Me too. I never thought I'd see it again. I even remember the woman at the end.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:43

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

loving ready for an all nighter

# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:34

meat police: Nov 14, 2015

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/gBaTLQG.mp4

me when a dog gets into something they shouldn't have

# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:36

blatman: May 10, 2009; 14 inc dont mez

Karate Bastard posted:

The pen is mightier than the cum bucket

im getting a lot of questions about my "the penis mightier" shirt that are already answered by the shirt

# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:40

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

No, no, no.

In the words of Our God Zardoz, "The gun is hood, the penis is evil!"

Now here's your shower of rifles and shotgun shells. Don't question.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 20:46

Peanut Butter: Nov 7, 2011; Wee mannie

Inceltown posted:

The spoon

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:10

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Peanut Butter posted:

The spoon

The poop knife led to too many injuries

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:13

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

How about a compromise with a poop spork?

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:27

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Peanut Butter posted:

The spoon

the coat hanger and beer bottle also raise questions.

E: as does the fact that this appears to be a hotel room bathroom...

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:31

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Peanut Butter posted:

The spoon

The Russians worked it out with a pencil :colbert:

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:38

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay dog house

at that point why not just poo poo in your bed like a normal person

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:39

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

That's just a modern American abortion clinic

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:41

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Inceltown posted:

"Twas the Night before the Colonoscopy...."

# ? Mar 31, 2024 21:54

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

What you do is you insert the bottle, clench tight, and do a windmill. This will excite the beer into a rich foam that will help gravity do its job. If that doesn't clean you out then frankly I don't know what will.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 22:33

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:

How about a compromise with a poop spork?

this but literally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPUI5INgyXc

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:09

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Peanut Butter posted:

The spoon

Discount speculum.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:01

ChthonicMasturbatr: Sep 29, 2021; born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

PainterofCrap posted:

Discount speculum.

Solid username.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 03:35

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:44

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

OH GOD TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL

# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:48

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Linux Pirate posted:

I mean it's that tacky, easy to make kind of art the says nothing, but it's looks cool as gently caress and I wouldn't judge someone for buying it.

Op art was all about just looking cool. (If someone wants to say it wasn't all about just looking cool, consider eating poo poo instead.)

# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:50

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Florida.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 23:05

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/GdUMake.mp4

# ? Apr 1, 2024 23:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?