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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

frankly, even for a parlay, the payoffs arent big enough commensurate to the wagers. fanduel should run a daily jackpot lottery

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LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

river barges breaking loose and hitting bridge pilings is more common and less dangerous than a loaded container ship plowing into some. you’d still rather not be on the bridge when it happens, because there have been incidents of barges taking out pilings

a lot of stuff moves by barge, where there are navigable waterways available, and bridges across those rivers are as common as roads which cross them

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

triple sulk posted:

all of this said, things could be a lot worse for me and I feel for people who are struggling, but it really loving sucks having a relatively stable career for a number of years and then all this happens. but I guess that's the circle of life in the global economy

I think this is just one of those things that's extremely cyclical and that always gets forgotten in the middle of a cycle. Everyone genuinely thinks that their job, career, and financial positions are secure. Everyone. And it's very easy to be the person who's like "but I know my job is actually secure" and have a ton of valid reasons why that's the case, and still ultimately get hosed when the next real recession rolls around.

It sucks a lot and it is deeply in the interests of capital to have everyone believing that their position in society is perfectly safe as long as they suck it up and keep doing everything their bosses tell them to do.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

silicone thrills posted:

The one milk I really dont recommend is almond. really loving weird taste if you use it in coffee.

plus its just environmentally turbo hosed to grow almonds in the US.
blue diamond unsweetened almond was my jam for like 15 years and used that poo poo all the time for making protein powder shakes, cereal, etc. I hated most other brands and never liked soy/rice/coconut. but yeah no almond milk works in coffee. i mostly just do oatly milk these days, but not very much of it. amazing for lattes too

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Coconut milk is notable for making me wake up at like 2 am with a desperate need to poop. I'm at least a little lactose intolerant and coconut milk is somehow worse

Oat milk is best imo

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Paradoxish posted:

I think this is just one of those things that's extremely cyclical and that always gets forgotten in the middle of a cycle. Everyone genuinely thinks that their job, career, and financial positions are secure. Everyone. And it's very easy to be the person who's like "but I know my job is actually secure" and have a ton of valid reasons why that's the case, and still ultimately get hosed when the next real recession rolls around.

It sucks a lot and it is deeply in the interests of capital to have everyone believing that their position in society is perfectly safe as long as they suck it up and keep doing everything their bosses tell them to do.

I'm going to read this post out to my friends in retail and in hospitality and see who laughs harder at it.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

HazCat posted:

I'm going to read this post out to my friends in retail and in hospitality and see who laughs harder at it.

People in retail and hospitality have careers/financial positions? :thunk:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Paradoxish posted:

I think this is just one of those things that's extremely cyclical and that always gets forgotten in the middle of a cycle. Everyone genuinely thinks that their job, career, and financial positions are secure. Everyone. And it's very easy to be the person who's like "but I know my job is actually secure" and have a ton of valid reasons why that's the case, and still ultimately get hosed when the next real recession rolls around.

It sucks a lot and it is deeply in the interests of capital to have everyone believing that their position in society is perfectly safe as long as they suck it up and keep doing everything their bosses tell them to do.

The worst part is it does include dying companies and layoffs, but the turnaround was always there. Short of doing my own thing, my only real hope is waiting it out and hoping that no one cares about a two-plus year gap if things magically get better after Trump is likely reelected because vibes. Otherwise I'm just going to be a house husband and accept that it's okay and I shouldn't be judged for it.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Rude to record someone laundering money

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Horseshoe theory posted:

People in retail and hospitality have careers/financial positions? :thunk:

The career is "hosed" and the financial position is "precarious". But we appreciate your smug, sneering post!

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

The career is "hosed" and the financial position is "precarious". But we appreciate your smug, sneering post!

You're welcome.

AmyL
Aug 8, 2013


Black Thursday was a disaster, plain and simple.
We lost too many good people, too many planes.
We can't let that kind of tragedy happen again.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

You’ve never heard of Aristophanes?

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HazCat
May 4, 2009

Horseshoe theory posted:

People in retail and hospitality have careers/financial positions? :thunk:

When I still worked in-store I had a manager in his 40s who'd been with the company for 10 years who talked openly with me about what his plans were if the store got a new store manager who'd force him to quit. He was making ~100k a year and had a house and two kids and had zero job security.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


needs this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNiERGr--zo

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

triple sulk posted:

The worst part is it does include dying companies and layoffs, but the turnaround was always there. Short of doing my own thing, my only real hope is waiting it out and hoping that no one cares about a two-plus year gap if things magically get better after Trump is likely reelected because vibes. Otherwise I'm just going to be a house husband and accept that it's okay and I shouldn't be judged for it.
The common refrain is to lie about what you were doing during a gap but it feels like modern HR is p much well aware of this and will grill you on it. I got a new job this last fall and there was a gap on my resume I mentioned in interviews I was doing freelance tutoring and they asked for my 1099 for literally every single year (including years I had been doing it alongside regular work). I naturally hadn't saved some of this because it was half a decade ago and had to contact previous employers and hunt down IRS stuff to get through.

This was when I told 100% truthful factual information about my employment history and it was hard to verify even when everything was on the up and up, I legit don't understand stories beyond 2020 where people claim to have made up poo poo about jobs.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

PoundSand posted:

This was when I told 100% truthful factual information about my employment history and it was hard to verify even when everything was on the up and up, I legit don't understand stories beyond 2020 where people claim to have made up poo poo about jobs.
I guess you could fake a 1099 form since they can't verify it was actually IRS filed? they're probably just looking for a box to tick off to say 'user provided information' without even looking.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
Asking for 1099s or any kind of proof of income is illegal in a bunch of states (mine included). It's extremely hosed up.

I actually know someone who got an employer into a poo poo ton of trouble over this relatively recently.

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Xaris posted:

I guess you could fake a 1099 form since they can't verify it was actually IRS filed? they're probably just looking for a box to tick off to say 'user provided information' without even looking.

If they did look and could easily confirm you faked it tI wouldn't be surprised if that was mega illegal and police could put you in jail over it though.

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3

PoundSand posted:

If they did look and could easily confirm you faked it tI wouldn't be surprised if that was mega illegal and police could put you in jail over it though.

I don't know if it's a crime, but they wouldn't put in the effort, just tell you to kick rocks.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Taking care of a sick parent/relative is usually the gap go-to. No one's gonna ask for your mom's doctor's note.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

also if you put down freelance, just provide a list of projects & references. I haven't gotten 1099s for about half the freelance stuff I've done over 20 years.

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

fart barterer posted:

I don't know if it's a crime, but they wouldn't put in the effort, just tell you to kick rocks.

I assume a fake 1099 would be fraud of some sort and yeah it's unlikely you'd be punished for it if you weren't like actively committing tax fraud with it, but it's still one bored person away from wrecking your life much like all sorts of things people do on a day to day basis that are technically illegal.

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Willa Rogers posted:

also if you put down freelance, just provide a list of projects & references. I haven't gotten 1099s for about half the freelance stuff I've done over 20 years.

You also have continuously reiterated you don't have a good job.

e: sorry that was lovely I was speaking to the issue of employment gaps and how to deal with them and advice I've seen p consistently online is make some dumb poo poo up and that absolutely would not have flown in the last two jobs I've gotten so I was being snarky.

PoundSand has issued a correction as of 05:27 on Mar 31, 2024

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

Is this a “actually, ships have always critically damaged vital infrastructure, we’re just doing the Baader-Meinhof effect here” or is it just everyone is really dumber now and smashing into bridges left, right and centre?

Feels like the Boeing thing all over, and before that, the train derailments.

ship captains have long covid

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I think a lot of the time, people aren't looking to catch people in the act of lying or look for gotchas. i think it's presumed everyone is exaggerating if not lying overall. i think they're looking for people who sound very professional + understand the subject enough to craft good lies that someone who didn't understand wouldn't be able to do + give significant effort in lying to such a degree that it's a non-issue if it's true or false.

when I do SME T&E reviews, i'm not actually checking if someone actually worked at x or had this role or was actually did [y] on this project or actually is good ay [z] skills. I'm looking for someone who, on paper, synthesizes those details into something coherent that tells me what they're actually good at it and shows they're very good at buttoning things up, avoiding pitfalls, and how they should relate to the position.

For example, if were recruiting for hydrology, if someone says they led a contamination transport study through san antonio creek as a basis for obtaining a USACE 404 permit and self-performed field bathymetric data collection to supplement public LiDAR in developing terrain and then used HMR 59 precipitation backed by stream gage data from 1993 flood to validate overbank assumptions, and demonstrated that our chemical plant produced acceptable PFAS levels at the confluence point with the gulf of mexico. I don't actually care if they're lying or exaggerating because clearly they understand why those things relate to each other, what should go into a study like that, and how that applies to work necessary under the position. that's good enough for them to get to the in-person interview stage over everyone else who just says "i have vast experience with creek and permit. i ran many projects. they were successful. very good at excel"

so if i were tasked with also making sure every candidate also had continuous employment for 20 years straight as a company-mandated requirement, if they gave me some paper that looked real enough i'd definitely just tick the box and moved on.

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Xaris posted:

I think a lot of the time, people aren't looking to catch people in the act of lying or look for gotchas. i think it's presumed everyone is exaggerating if not lying overall. i think they're looking for people who sound very professional + understand the subject enough to craft good lies that someone who didn't understand wouldn't be able to do + give significant effort in lying to such a degree that it's a non-issue if it's true or false.

when I do SME T&E reviews, i'm not actually checking if someone actually worked at x or had this role or was actually did [y] on this project or actually is good ay [z] skills. I'm looking for someone who, on paper, synthesizes those details into something coherent that tells me what they're actually good at it and shows they're very good at buttoning things up, avoiding pitfalls, and how they should relate to the position.

For example, if were recruiting for hydrology, if someone says they led a contamination transport study through san antonio creek as a basis for obtaining a USACE 404 permit and self-performed field bathymetric data collection to supplement public LiDAR in developing terrain and then used HMR 59 precipitation backed by stream gage data from 1993 flood to validate overbank assumptions, and demonstrated that our chemical plant produced acceptable PFAS levels at the confluence point with the gulf of mexico. I don't actually care if they're lying or exaggerating because clearly they understand why those things relate to each other, what should go into a study like that, and how that applies to work necessary under the position. that's good enough for them to get to the in-person interview stage over everyone else who just says "i have vast experience with creek and permit. i ran many projects. they were successful. very good at excel"

so if i were tasked with also making sure every candidate also had continuous employment for 20 years straight as a company-mandated requirement, if they gave me some paper that looked real enough i'd definitely just tick the box and moved on.

I got grilled after I got the offer lol, this was in between smashing the interview and starting the job. For w/e reason I had like 2 years of the 1099 emailed to myself for tax stuff and I just sent that off when they initially asked assuming 2 years would be sufficient proof I had been doing gig work for tutoring agency and they came back and asked for 1099's spanning the entire duration I had vaguely listed on my resume. This was with a note the employment offer could be retroactively voided of course.

Modern HR is crazy and they want to drink your blood and tears.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

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Willa Rogers has issued a correction as of 06:05 on Mar 31, 2024

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

PoundSand posted:

I got grilled after I got the offer lol, this was in between smashing the interview and starting the job. For w/e reason I had like 2 years of the 1099 emailed to myself for tax stuff and I just sent that off when they initially asked assuming 2 years would be sufficient proof I had been doing gig work for tutoring agency and they came back and asked for 1099's spanning the entire duration I had vaguely listed on my resume. This was with a note the employment offer could be retroactively voided of course.

Modern HR is crazy and they want to drink your blood and tears.

This is honestly kind of psycho poo poo and probably not representative of a lot of companies, even really lovely ones.

edit- which I'm only pointing out because you're saying you don't understand how people keep saying that they get by while lying about their resumes

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

zetamind2000 posted:

definitely a good time to learn to make oat milk

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

my kids are doing 4H projects this year, angora rabbits and laying hens, but next year i’ll see about ranching some oats

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


put one cup of rolled oats and four cups of water in a blender for thirty seconds and then pour the liquid through a strainer

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

zetamind2000 posted:

put one cup of rolled oats and four cups of water in a blender for thirty seconds and then pour the liquid through a strainer

lmao, I had to look it up and it's true. I had no idea. I assumed it was complicated like nut milk. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.

\/\/\/yeah I figured, I don't drink much of it either way though, so this might work well for me\/\/\/

Majorian has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Mar 31, 2024

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

not that it's a total replacement for the oat milk you'd buy in a store, that stuff's fortified so the only vitamins you'll get is what's in the oats

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

The blowback to this #girlboss feminism is probably not going to be great.

It's already probably one of the main pipelines to TERFism.

And it should probably go mostly without saying that it's extremely white feminism. Along with being basically social Darwinism careerist hell where the ideal empowered woman is a female Patrick Bateman.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It's already probably one of the main pipelines to TERFism.

And Trad-Wifism.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

DickParasite posted:

And Trad-Wifism.

This entire subculture will never not freak me out.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
the Trad Wife thing is... odd, because it combines the sociopolitical views of Phyllis Schlafly, with a soft-pornographic, titillating representation of women that Schlafly herself would have been opposed to.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Majorian posted:

lmao, I had to look it up and it's true. I had no idea. I assumed it was complicated like nut milk. I'm gonna try it tomorrow.

\/\/\/yeah I figured, I don't drink much of it either way though, so this might work well for me\/\/\/

fwiw you should add Amylase if you're making it home. taht's the secret ingredient. it's an enzyme to pre-breakdown the starch to make it taste sweet and gets rid of the slime. instead of like drinking watery slimy cardboard https://www.popsci.com/diy/how-to-make-oat-milk/

you can get a giant bag of Amylase off amazon for a few bucks, it's non-negotiable. don't skip it. don't even loving think about skipping it.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


nevermind

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Xaris posted:

fwiw you should add Amylase if you're making it home. taht's the secret ingredient. it's an enzyme to pre-breakdown the starch to make it taste sweet and gets rid of the slime. instead of like drinking watery slimy cardboard https://www.popsci.com/diy/how-to-make-oat-milk/

you can get a giant bag of Amylase off amazon for a few bucks, it's non-negotiable. don't skip it. don't even loving think about skipping it.

Much appreciated! I'll get that first.

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