[P/I] Dear university students, my advice to you is to become familiar with the Quran

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(Thread IKs: Zodium, John Charity Spring, really queer Christmas)

BrotherJayne: Nov 28, 2019

Depending on the repair, bibi could be pretty hosed up for a week or two, and then all strung out from quitting the pain pills for a few weeks after that.

They did a mesh install on me, and it was the worst surgery and recovery I've gone through (and I even did a knee rebuild back when they used a bending machine to get your new acl worked in)

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BrotherJayne: Nov 28, 2019

Seems like a good time for Hez to do the needful

# ? Apr 1, 2024 00:16

SMERSH Mouth: Jun 25, 2005

I hope he suffers and gets addicted to pills

# ? Apr 1, 2024 00:22

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 26 days!)

https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1774578904906498414?s=20

:yeah:

https://twitter.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/1774578652912734309?s=20

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 00:31 on Apr 1, 2024

# ? Apr 1, 2024 00:29

Orange Devil: Oct 1, 2010; Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Zodium posted:

probably a coincidence.

I plan not to think about this any further.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 00:40

Complications: Jun 19, 2014

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1774578904906498414?s=20

https://twitter.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/1774578652912734309?s=20

While it's good to see more people piling on, Yemen's got Eilat neutralized. There are better targets to hit than a nonoperating port.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 00:42

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 26 days!)

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1774575064262066600?s=20

# ? Apr 1, 2024 00:42

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1774575064262066600?s=20

The scare quotes give me hope.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:02

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1774578904906498414?s=20

https://twitter.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/1774578652912734309?s=20

hell loving yes

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:02

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Owlbear Camus posted:

The scare quotes give me hope.

I don�t think they�re using our definition

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:04

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Turn off your monitor.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:17

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

this drone strike against Eilat by the iraqis is a significant message by Iran that the israelis cant be helped by america and their arab dogs.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:18

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1774575064262066600?s=20

All the agents of other foreign spy agencies foiled eachothters plans like the Mr burns meme of diseases trying to get through the door.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:27

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/netanyahu-decries-lies-about-his-health-says-his-medical-history-is-known/
Responding to the first question about his health and whether he would release his entire medical report, Netanyahu says the report is “available, known.”

He decries “lies” about the health of him and his wife.

“I promise you, I will get through this treatment successfully,” he says, ahead of surgery on a hernia later tonight. “I will return to action very quickly.”

looking forward to cerebral complications that leave him kicked in for years like Sharon. if anyone deserves such a thing it's him

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:13

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

evil https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/31/israel-plan-un-dismantle-palestinian-relief-agency-unwra

quote:

Israel has given the UN a proposal to dismantle Unrwa, its relief agency in the Palestinian territories, and transfer its staff to a replacement agency to make large-scale food deliveries into Gaza, according to UN sources.

The proposal was presented late last week by the Israeli chief of the general staff, Lt Gen Herzi Halevi, to UN officials in Israel, who forwarded it to the organisation�s secretary general, Ant�nio Guterres, on Saturday, sources familiar with the discussions said.

Unrwa was not involved in the talks as the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have been refusing to deal with it since last Monday, on the basis of claims, so far unproven, of affiliations of some of the agency�s staff with Hamas or Islamic Jihad.

Israel insists it is prepared to allow large amounts of aid into Gaza and that the limiting factor is UN capacity. Its decision not to cooperate with Unrwa severely affects that capacity.

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NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

This is why sending them back to Lithuania, Poland, and Western Ukraine, the Pale of Settlement is win-win.

In Poland it's illegal to publicly acknowledge Polish participation in the Holocaust.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:26

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

In Poland it's illegal to publicly acknowledge Polish participation in the Holocaust.

The IDF can be put to good use brutalising Poland

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:28

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

genericnick posted:

Might as well ask to defund the Space Force

I think the creation of Space Force was more about carving certain things out of the Air Force's portfolio as anything else

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PawParole: Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1774546033961291877

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:36

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Spergin Morlock posted:

I think the creation of Space Force was more about carving certain things out of the Air Force's portfolio as anything else

we should split the navy into separate surface and submarine divisions

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:40

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

erdogan is a piece of poo poo hypocrite i am so happy he loving lost that piece of poo poo loser

god has delivered him the humiliation he deserves

# ? Apr 1, 2024 02:41

30.5 Days: Nov 19, 2006

Biden next

# ? Apr 1, 2024 03:18

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

The Voice of Labor posted:

we should split the navy into separate surface and submarine divisions

sure why not

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Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

There are definitely good targets in Eilat still. Israel's corvettes and frigates are the backbone of their ability to enforce the blockade of Gaza.

https://twitter.com/ME_Observer_/status/1774592745807450265

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 26 days!)

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1774546033961291877

Incredible ad.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 03:27

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1774546033961291877

holy poo poo

# ? Apr 1, 2024 03:30

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

the israeli army, suffering constant mortar bombardment and sniper fire from the resistance for two weeks, have withdrawn entirely from al-shifa hospital and its surrounding area, the palestinian resistance have successfully lifted the siege on the hospital.

I guess israel thought that they were accomplishing anything by attacking a hospital hospital twice and killing patients and doctors.

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Urgent | Al-Jazeera Reporter: The occupation army completely withdraws from the inside of the Shifa complex and its surroundings

Urgent | Al-Jazeera Reporter: The occupation army fully withdraws from the inside of the Shifa complex and its surroundings, west of Gaza City, after an operation that lasted about two weeks

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/2024...31581;&%231576;

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 03:34 on Apr 1, 2024

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Flournival Dixon: Jan 29, 2024

that one hamas guy was right when he said "this time we only had 3000, next time we'll have 20,000 or more" or whatever it was

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Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Flournival Dixon posted:

that one hamas guy was right when he said "this time we only had 3000, next time we'll have 20,000 or more" or whatever it was

if youre talking about the number of fighters, the latest estimate is that they have 40,000 fighters, and they have no idea how many theyve killed so far so they come up with vague estimates.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 03:39

Flournival Dixon: Jan 29, 2024

i have no idea if the quote was even from this conflict come to think of it

i'm mostly just talking about how astoundingly strongly they've shown basically everyone in the world that they're the ones in line to stop israel and make fools out of their pathetic force of concentration camp guards

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OctaMurk: Jun 21, 2013

Al-Saqr posted:

if youre talking about the number of fighters, the latest estimate is that they have 40,000 fighters, and they have no idea how many theyve killed so far so they come up with vague estimates.

They arent vague estimates, theyre almost certainly counting every "military age male" that they kill directly, as a Hamas fighter

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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 26 days!)

Palestine & Yemen humble the world. It's no hyperbole.

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Complications: Jun 19, 2014

Weka posted:

There are definitely good targets in Eilat still. Israel's corvettes and frigates are the backbone of their ability to enforce the blockade of Gaza.

https://twitter.com/ME_Observer_/status/1774592745807450265

I stand corrected. I hope they take another dozen shots and bullseye each one.

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

really it's israels nuke subs that need to be taken out. not good for them to have that poo poo

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Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1774575064262066600?s=20

Shittiest doctor of the century

# ? Apr 1, 2024 06:34

Sancho Banana: Aug 4, 2023; Not to be confused with meat.

Here's what the zionazis left behind in Al-Shifa.

https://twitter.com/N12News/status/1774679676859933073?t=RfdNPtOUUzA9T2i2WmeXrA&s=19

# ? Apr 1, 2024 07:13

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Sancho Banana posted:

Here's what the zionazis left behind in Al-Shifa.

https://twitter.com/N12News/status/1774679676859933073?t=RfdNPtOUUzA9T2i2WmeXrA&s=19

loving einzatsgruppen nazi piecea of poo poo.

they will pay. israel will pay for all of this. loving animals.

israel and their arab collaborator dogs must be destroyed. no mecry.

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 07:58 on Apr 1, 2024

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smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

Got a good chuckle out of this
https://twitter.com/AstraHesperus/status/1774494918331035672

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crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Esran posted:

There's actually scholarly work on this (use the download link to get the proper article, the page itself is slightly mangled and misses e.g. the bibliography). Here's my (limited, amateur, take everything I'm saying with copious salt) understanding, in part informed by this article:

Germany had reasons to want to support Israel immediately post-war: They wanted to be seen to no longer be Nazis since the West needed unity against the Soviets, and by supporting Israel you can pretend that all the former Nazis still working as state functionaries (or actual leaders) aren't Nazis anymore. East Germany were at the time accusing West Germany of not denazifying properly, and strong support of Israel was a shield against that.

In more material terms, supporting Israel allowed Germany to turn Holocaust reparations into a stimulus program for Germany itself. Instead of paying Holocaust survivors money directly, Germany paid Israel reparations in the form of German goods and materiel. That turns the reparations into a wealth transfer from the German state to German businesses, i.e. a stimulus package for the German economy. Not only that, but a lot of reparations money didn't go to victims at all, it just went to the Israeli state.

I don't know if Germany still pays Israel in German goods, but Israel is definitely still using German payments for its own purposes from time to time. The Israeli state pays a stipend to Holocaust survivors, and when Germany increased its payments, Israel reduced theirs. So Germany increasing their payments had no effect for the survivors, it was essentially just a transfer onto the Israeli state budget.

In the seventies, Germany softened their support of Israel because they needed better relations with the Arab states for oil reasons, and this has remained a motive for Germany to "both sides" the conflict: Support Israel strongly on one hand because they're a major trading partner and there's an economic interest, and fund "nation-building" efforts in Palestine to appear friendly to the Arab world.

In political terms, Germany wants to be freed from its Nazi past. They want to be able to have an active foreign policy and be a major world power again, without anyone looking askance at them. They also want a strong national identity, since they spent quite a while as two separate countries. Part of achieving this has been developing an insistence that the Holocaust was a unique event, and detaching it from the context it occurred in (capitalist crisis in the Weimar Republic). It is just a uniquely terrible thing that just happened for some reason. The important thing is that modern Germany can drape themselves in the moral victory of defending vulnerable Israel, the Jewish State, and so forge a positive national identity. That this type of narrative can be used to justify German interventionism doesn't hurt: Germany has made themselves the moral arbiters of the Holocaust, and so when they intervene in another country and say they're doing it to prevent another Auschwitz, who are you to question that? They're the Holocaust-Knowers.

I think this explains why German politicians seem to get so furious when people draw a comparison between Gaza and the Holocaust. It's directly attacking the German national identity as "the people who know what Holocausts look like, and guard against another Holocaust".

Also, for the right wing, Israel provides a great excuse to fearmonger about Muslims. This is also evident in the introduction of a step in the process to acquire citizenship where you must knowledge Israel's right to exist. It's not really about Israel, it's just a way to make Muslims feel less welcome, and a way to "other" Muslims: They don't support Israel, they clearly don't understand how important the Holocaust was, they don't share our culture, better keep them out.

good post. TrueAnon just released part 2 of their podcast on germany and they had a very similar take.

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Made even worse when the State Department also admitted there's "probably" a famine ongoing in parts of Gaza.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/29/famine-gaza-us-state-department-israel-food-aid?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

death to israel
death to america

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