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happyhippy posted:The rod dude is totally into kinky poo poo. He's totally naked under that curtain. The sooner Charles dies the better, purely for the absolute inability of the media to spin the contrast Vs Elizabeth's funeral. Weeks of queues for her from people all over the world but the palace is going to need to pay actors to show up for him.
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I feel obligated to post this podcast about various royals gathering celebrities and athletes to participate in a dumb reality show.quote:The slapstick obstacle course TV special conceived of, executed by, and starring the actual British royal family. And Walter Payton. And John Travolta. Tom Jones headshots Christopher Reeve with a ham. It cost half a billion dollars. Meat Loaf attacks a Prince. It damaged the monarchy forever. This one is impossible to describe.
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afroserty posted:He's totally naked under that curtain. I’ll fly over and attend his funeral as a funeral actor, just let me know.
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Putting the fun into funeral.
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Pancreatic cancer is not one of the survivable ones, it did for my dad in under two months.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I’ll fly over and attend his funeral as a funeral actor, just let me know. What's the pay? Do I get Union credit for the role?
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Will I have to provide my own tears? That may be a problem
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steinrokkan posted:Will I have to provide my own tears? That may be a problem ACTING!!!
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GOD SAVE THE KING!!!!!! 😭😭
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Mozi posted:GOD SAVE THE KING!!!!!! 😭😭 wtf they still have kings?
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yaffle posted:Pancreatic cancer is not one of the survivable ones, it did for my dad in under two months. Some forms are (Steve Jobs's one was apparently quite survivable for instance) but usually yeah, no.
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There's also no actual confirmation it is pancreatic cancer, the only place that came from was a tabloid "source" I wouldn't be surprised if it was colon cancer based on what was going on when they found it.
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sitchensis posted:Charles the Patient Don't care how long ago this was. This was God tier.
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Footage of charles lying of state in Westminster abbey where it looks like its non stop people, but then it pans outside and its the same two hundred people making laps through the hall after beint given a different jacket from a pile each time
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I’ll fly over and attend his funeral as a funeral actor, just let me know. sorry, role filled 
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So wait what does Camilla become after this Like countess regent or some poo poo? Why can't she declare ascendancy to the crown and become a beacon of hope to all side pieces world wide
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Queen Camilla the Step-Queen Mother
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:So wait what does Camilla become after this Game at one of the royal hunting estates
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Mozi posted:GOD SAVE THE KING!!!!!! 😭😭 Seal your king inside a Tupperware container to keep him fresh longer.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:So wait what does Camilla become after this She can't be anything because she has to be buried alive with Charles.
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steinrokkan posted:Game at one of the royal hunting estates 
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Meghan doesn’t want to be fed, Meghan wants to HUNT
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Apparently Charles has pancreatic cancer and has like two years to live every single one of those insiders has been in the palace for decades and are terrified of being fired once William takes over
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pentyne posted:every single one of those insiders has been in the palace for decades and are terrified of being fired once William takes over Why would William clean house? The gently caress is that gonna do for him? He’s already shown that he values the establishment over his family, so why would he take a buzz saw to the establishment?
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So, Sir Islets, we meet again....
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madmatt112 posted:Why would William clean house? The gently caress is that gonna do for him? He’s already shown that he values the establishment over his family, so why would he take a buzz saw to the establishment? Because it would be extremely funny watching the Royal Swan Groomer or the Keeper of the King’s Phone Chargers find actual jobs
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webmeister posted:Because it would be extremely funny watching the Royal Swan Groomer or the Keeper of the King’s Phone Chargers find actual jobs Keeper of Keys and Bricks at Buckingwarts is a noble title that I’ll not see besmirched, you knave. Sir Arthur Mumblypiss-Fauxpas has earned the honours and privileges that come with the responsibility.
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spaceblancmange posted:he is dying though triples is best.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:So wait what does Camilla become after this Dowager Queen
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madmatt112 posted:Why would William clean house? The gently caress is that gonna do for him? He’s already shown that he values the establishment over his family, so why would he take a buzz saw to the establishment? because they loving hate him and aren't even being coy about it anymore, like when Big E was alive it was all about sly implications and dogwhistles now its just blatant "William is a crybaby bitch who whines about his sick wife too much, can't be King"
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steinrokkan posted:They hate William? I though Willy was the one they liked and Harry was the traitor who caroused with commoners but they always need a villain, so when Harry hosed off they got diminishing returns from constantly gossiping about him and turned on William instead
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steinrokkan posted:Will I have to provide my own tears? That may be a problem You can write-off glycerin expenditures when you file your taxes.
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steinrokkan posted:They hate William? I though Willy was the one they liked and Harry was the traitor who caroused with commoners They like Andrew.
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Will probably planned a decade at least of building his credentials by doing charity and environmental work, so that when he gets the throne he can justify doing nothing to actually shape society. As the new young king on the block he’ll be expected to shake things up a bit. Unfortunately though he has all the royal reverence of Henry viii’s tax assistant. I expect he really is more at home anonymously doing his shopping on Windsor high street than waving from the castle balcony, and I can’t really blame him.
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Pancreatic cancer killed my mother less than a week after she was diagnosed. It's seriously nasty and doesn't gently caress around.
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happyhippy posted:The rod dude is totally into kinky poo poo. "i shall spank thee. Drive forth the devil cancer from thine body!"
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