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Quackles posted:amazing I weep for this poor kid and any chance he has of a semblance of independence. If he has a mum who bursts into tears because she wasn't there to take a commemorative picture of him shaving for the first time. And at 14, what else has she insisted on "documenting" when he was younger.. Also, learning to shave is as simple as buying a pack of razors from the supermarket/chemists, pointing the sharp bit at your face, and dragging it across the hairs. Yeah, you'll get some shaving cuts whilst you are getting used to doing it, but this mum seems like the kind to ring 911 and rush him to the hospital if he cuts himself. Probably videoing "babbys first visit to the emergency room" whilst doing so.
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for sleeping with a guy after the man I thought was my bf said we were not a couple? Fella cut the rope tying them together and then stood there with the pair of scissors in hand like a stunned mullet going why aren’t you tied to me wtf
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AceClown posted:you mods, IK, whoever am i too late for this (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 04:07 |
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Thanks to this thread for inspiration on how not to be a stupid newbie anymore!Hughlander posted:AITAH for sleeping with a guy after the man I thought was my bf said we were not a couple? I'm voting ESH on this one - dude sounds like he told his girlfriend she wasn't his girlfriend and torched things, but she didn't make sure before burning things to the ground. She would have been way better off talking to him to be sure 'nah, we're not BF-GF, we're really just FWB' was really what he was saying. Maybe he hates the term 'boyfriend', maybe he has some weird plan in mind to surprise her, maybe he just hadn't realized that's what they were and putting a name on it scared him, there's lots of ways it could be some dumb misunderstanding or weird hangup. Her high-drama ending is more entertaining, but...
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 04:48 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Thanks to this thread for inspiration on how not to be a stupid newbie anymore! quote:I felt literally sick but I tried to be calm and I asked so what are we, he said I don’t know. Really great FWB?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:00 |
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That’s what I meant I could see that as a failed joke and she didn’t communicate anymore and torched things. But probably not.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:04 |
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If he's that bad at both joking and communicating and didn't notice her going dead silent the rest of the time, he shouldn't be in a relationship at all.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:05 |
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You can be FWB and still be exclusive, he could have meant that.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:09 |
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:You can be FWB and still be exclusive, he could have meant that. If she just let him speak she would've learned that by benefits he meant a retirement plan (together)
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Tomfoolery posted:If she just let him speak she would've learned that by benefits he meant a retirement plan (together) friends with vision AND dental
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:14 |
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Look, if I am in any circumstance where I have to tell someone "I am not your girlfriend," I have been alerted to the fact that something is not on the level with the person I am talking to. Either they are hallucinating the relationship or something. I don't just let that pass. And if they go dead silent after that, I may suspect they have been hurt by what I said. And if I somehow did and that person starts avoiding me, maybe I put together 1 and 1 and make 2. And if somehow none of that was in my notice, I don't find out the other person is cheating, with the words "Well, we're not a couple, so I'm free to do whatever," and STILL not think "Hey, is this tied to the only thing I have said to them in a week?" This guy is terminally unobservant.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:16 |
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Desert Bus posted:It's fun to have fun pictures in your rap sheet. All it costs you is 6 hours of not posting which is something any vaguely functional human should be able to handle. A funny picture is a better probe than my usual 'being a dumbass' reasons.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:16 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Thanks to this thread for inspiration on how not to be a stupid newbie anymore! If it was somehow a misunderstanding then it was still his fault for loving it up so bad but maybe he can learn from it. mystes fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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AITAH? My (39F) Ex husband (37M) is insisting I change my last name back to my maiden name because his new fiancé (24F) feels it will be awkward for her and I to have the same last name. AITAH for refusing to change it?quote:My (39F) ex-husband (38M) has been dating this women for 3 years. My ex and I were married for 12 years, and have been divorced for 5 years, we have three kids together who are now teenagers.
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Runcible Cat posted:Long but the Spirit of Pete blesses many in the updates: lol. That's a good one right there.
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Mx. posted:AITAH? My (39F) Ex husband (37M) is insisting I change my last name back to my maiden name because his new fiancé (24F) feels it will be awkward for her and I to have the same last name. AITAH for refusing to change it? quote:Yes, I told him how my daughter felt after they got engaged and his response was “their opinion doesn’t matter, they will be grown and out of the house in a few years so I’m not going to put my life on hold for their opinion. Why not go back to your maiden name and have the kids, who don't seem to much like him anymore, to change theirs? quote:I did offer that as a solution and he completely lost it saying he is their dad and they deserve to have his last name. Yet when I said I wanted the same last name as our kids, he told me that wasn’t a legitimate reason to not change it. aha.
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Mx. posted:AITAH? My (39F) Ex husband (37M) is insisting I change my last name back to my maiden name because his new fiancé (24F) feels it will be awkward for her and I to have the same last name. AITAH for refusing to change it? Get the kids to change their last name to her maiden name, problem solved. LOL
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:57 |
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Really want to know this guy's master plan for when the year is up, you gonna sue to have the court change her name against her will? Sure thing, just go ahead and pay your lawyer up front for that one lol
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 06:14 |
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Obnoxipus posted:I would love a horrible puppet probe to be the first mark on my rap sheet. Mx. posted:AITAH? My (39F) Ex husband (37M) is insisting I change my last name back to my maiden name because his new fiancé (24F) feels it will be awkward for her and I to have the same last name. AITAH for refusing to change it? Fiancé is correct in the title but “finance” throughout the post and it’s pissing me off. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 06:21 |
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Crocobile posted:Fiancé is correct in the title but “finance” throughout the post and it’s pissing me off.
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Ravenfood posted:So, this poor woman was in her third trimester, was not on any kind of maternity leave and so presumably also still working, cooking all the meals dor her MIL and FIL, and also physically lifting her FIL. What in the gently caress are this guy and his entire extended family bringing to the table? She's being a full-time caregiver, working a job that's probably full-time, and in her third trimester. Last page was a lot of laughs, but that OP needs an acid put full of razor wire.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 06:39 |
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And he's one of what, EIGHT kids? And not a drat one of them are doing a thing to help their father, it's all on this guy's wife? Man, I hope she takes that baby and runs like hell. Let him lift and cook and clean and everything else he expects her to do for his family. Also . . . can I get a Big John probe? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 07:09 |
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mystes posted:My first thought in response to him saying he wasn't her boyfriend was to think maybe he meant something else, like maybe he was going to propose and be like "see i"m not your boyfriend I'm your fiance". But reading the whole thing... no. If he just objected to the term boyfriend he had plenty of opportunity to clarify, and if he couldn't understand that she was upset I don't think their relationship was going to work anyway. Nah, I'm sticking with ESH and I really don't see how people consider her reaction reasonable. I think it's dumb to completely blow up and burn to the ground a seven year relationship over one comment and one quick follow-up right after. If the relationship has seven years of history, why not wait overnight, then ask for clarification the next day? In a seven month relationship if my partner said something really weird and confusing I'd wait a day for any emotions to cool off, then have a conversation the next day. Not putting in that kind of small effort to rule out any of the weirdness and inconsistency that people do makes no sense to me, it's not like waiting for one day and one potentially-final conversation is a huge investment. I think the result of that conversation would probably be a breakup in this case, but I don't understand not being sure. And if you do think the thing is over, why not just say that on Saturday and be done with it instead of obsessing over it, then implementing a complex plan to bang someone else and entice the other person to ask questions that let you drop the 'I spent the night with another man' bomb on him in response? I'm not a fan of RL drama so maybe I just don't get it. Pantaloon Pontiff fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Where are you getting seven years from, she said they were together for nearly one year. Or not together, I guess.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Nah, I'm sticking with ESH and I really don't see how people consider her reaction reasonable. I think it's dumb to completely blow up and burn to the ground a seven year relationship over one comment and one quick follow-up right after. If the relationship has seven years of history, why not wait overnight, then ask for clarification the next day? In a seven month relationship if my partner said something really weird and confusing I'd wait a day for any emotions to cool off, then have a conversation the next day. Not putting in that kind of small effort to rule out any of the weirdness and inconsistency that people do makes no sense to me, it's not like waiting for one day and one potentially-final conversation is a huge investment. I think the result of that conversation would probably be a breakup in this case, but I don't understand not being sure. Her action wasn't reasonable. I still don't think she's an rear end in a top hat for it. She was upset to the point of physical nausea because a guy she thought was her boyfriend for that long responded to a nice thing she did by saying he wasn't her boyfriend. (said multiple ways, with a clarification that he doesn't even know what they are other than FWB) And then he proceeded to just show he's the most oblivious moron on the planet. How many times do you ask a question before you accept an answer? And you are seriously projecting the entire plan thing. It sounds like something she said (or did) on a whim at to hurt him, because she was upset and he was oblivious. And somehow that still didn't clue him in, which is amazing. I'm not really sure he's sapient right now.
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for sleeping with a guy after the man I thought was my bf said we were not a couple? The guys a dumbass is what I'm saying.
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wizardofloneliness posted:Where are you getting seven years from, she said they were together for nearly one year. Or not together, I guess. Nobody reads the actual posts
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Like she should have said what the problem was, but him not getting it after she said that "Since we're not a couple" thing is absolutely stunning, I'm still reeling. I'm not sure he'd understand the words "I am upset because you said we're not together" after that.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 07:48 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:maybe he has some weird plan in mind to surprise her, Yeah no, please don't do this IRL. If any part of your plan involves hurting or upsetting someone before the big final reveal, no, do not do it. If that was his plan then he deserves to die alone. Midnight Voyager posted:I'm not sure he'd understand the words "I am upset because you said we're not together" after that. "Why would you be upset about that? Are you upset that you're not together with Pete Davidson or Taylor Swift? Not being together is the default. I don't understand?" Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Seven year relationship was in the Rob Blows Up His Whole Life For Misogyny story posted on the same page as I'm Not Your Boyfriend (Wait, Why Aren't You My Girlfriend?)
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Midnight Voyager posted:Why not go back to your maiden name and have the kids, who don't seem to much like him anymore, to change theirs? "The kids deserve to have my last name" sounds like a punishment.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Why not go back to your maiden name and have the kids, who don't seem to much like him anymore, to change theirs? This is the logical and correct solution here and one that all the kids are old enough to consent to. This is a power move by dad and new wife to dictate who is and isn't a member of the family and they deserve to have that question answered.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Seven year relationship was in the Rob Blows Up His Whole Life For Misogyny story posted on the same page as I'm Not Your Boyfriend (Wait, Why Aren't You My Girlfriend?) I can only think of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVGMKXGvpCA
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 11:34 |
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not-my-girlfriend did her due diligence - she asked, she asked again, she asked what he thought they were. there's only so many times you can ask a person! it's on him to say what he actually means, and apparently he didn't actually mean they were just "really good friends with benefits" she's in the clear, he deserved everything he got
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My (27M) girlfriend (26F) of 4 years rejected my proposal because she wanted more time. AITAH for breaking up with her and kicking her out of my apartment?quote:I was in a relationship with my girlfriend for 4 years. We really loved each other, my family loved her, her family loved me. We had discussions of marriage, we made plans for the future, how many kids we wanted. My girlfriend was always extremely excited about it. Over the last few months, I was giving her consistent hints that I was going to propose to her, and last weekend I booked a nice resort, where I would plan to propose to her at a private place.
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Sex Farm posted:Nobody reads the actual posts The seven years one is the guy who started hanging around his lovely dad and got cut off by his mom and brother.
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t-.-t posted:My (27M) girlfriend (26F) of 4 years rejected my proposal because she wanted more time. AITAH for breaking up with her and kicking her out of my apartment? Breaking up after a failed proposal isn't uncommon, nor is it an rear end in a top hat move, but this guy is absolutely a loving monster. There's no other proof GF was loving around, right? I didn't just blank that out?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 13:34 |
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Nothing obvious. OP is confused and hurt, which isn't that odd considering his partner of four years decided she's not fully onboard yet, but his sister gave him an outlet to take his pain out which he jumped at. Going to assume sister didn't like her much beforehand.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 13:40 |
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I mean it's pretty normal to break up after a failed proposal. There's no more obvious sign you're just at different points in your life and have vastly different ideas for what the relationship is, which is a real good reason to end things. It's pretty silly to get all paranoid and invent a reason beyond that.
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t-.-t posted:However, my sister told me what my girlfriend did was girl code for cheating and that my girlfriend was probably ashamed about accepting about my proposal, lmao Maybe GF was just really unsure that she wants to marry someone this dumb and gullible lol. "GIrl code" jfc
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