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Megillah Gorilla posted:I've been limping badly since yesterday because my knee is killing me. take magnesium, welcome to being old
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Already do, lol.
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Apr 1, 2024 04:44
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your skeleton hates you and wants out
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Already do, lol. I'm sorry, it's terminal.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Already do, lol. Wait til you just get it all the time, not just from a bad night. Then you shall be welcomed to the old farts clubs.
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Apr 1, 2024 04:58
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Being old loving sucks arse.
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ili posted:Being old loving sucks arse. We got a new doona and it's much heavier than the old one, so after the first night I slept with it, I woke up with a limp because it held my ankle in a bad position for too long and it took me a week recover. Being old loving sucks.
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Being old rules BC I get to keep a list of old man grievances -led headlights too bright -brunch is just breakfast, we don't need a new word for that - people forgot about dre
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the reason I'm posting so much lately is I keep injuring myself and getting confined to the couch I had a nice swim today but immediately hurt my shoulder from holding my arms up in a diving position (2 hosed rotors)
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NPR Journalizard posted:We got a new doona and it's much heavier than the old one, so after the first night I slept with it, I woke up with a limp because it held my ankle in a bad position for too long and it took me a week recover. Suffering from blankey-too-heavy disease
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one day one of you will actually dies from having a fan on in a closed room and make fan death real
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"How'd you hurt your ankle mate?" *extremely soft oval office voice* "Well.."
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My only Oldman complain is me back, which may appear to be an inherited trait , and be a ultimately minor but painful issue And my left eye got smashed with a volleyball a year or two ago and is losing the ability to focus, but this happened at work and was documented so at worst I get work cover and at best I get to wear an eye patch with good reason
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Apr 1, 2024 06:07
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weed softens the blows thank gently caress for weed and sea breezes
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i want milky bar with smarties in it they should have brought that back for easter
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Apr 1, 2024 07:47
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I got RBTed 6 times this weekend.
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just realised the dont advertise junk food to kids law is the reason showbags suck now
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I don't ever seem to get rbted at all anymore at night. Ive seen one at night at a pretty good spot in the last three years but also I've been pulled up by an rbt out at Nudgee near the dump like clockwork everytime I drive out there on a Monday morning
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for some reason no longer having long hair and an impreza means I no longer get rbt
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Fun fact:quote:Bertie Beetles were originally created as a way to use up honeycomb left over from the production of Violet Crumble bars.
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most of our favourite foods are floor sweepings reconstituted. did you think that they were grinding up whole Oreos for a McFlurry?
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Waiting for the day I get RBT'd on my bike
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Jestery posted:Waiting for the day I get RBT'd on my bike I got done for riding a bicycle drunk in Canberra, it happens. In my case it was after I got to the hospital and they tested my blood but yeh
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Bald Stalin posted:I got done for riding a bicycle drunk in Canberra, it happens. In my case it was after I got to the hospital and they tested my blood but yeh No doubt, I keep to the bikeways and drat they are just unpatrolled at the best of times
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i've never been RBT'd, i dont think i have the lungs for the machine i was guinea pig for the breath tester at an old job and i couldnt get it to read and that was before i got covid
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Jestery posted:Waiting for the day I get RBT'd on my bike Been waved past when on my motorbike every single RBT I've been through. Maybe the cops just think 'gently caress it, he can balance a bike so he's fine' Then again Cbr has very few rbts apart from camped outside the exit streets of industrial estates every Friday night.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Fun fact: another fun fact is the middle part of kit kats is made up of the floor shavings/droppings from other kit kats. So there's kind of a xenos paradox or as I call it "the derro's durries paradox" as described in the discworld books where theoretically every cigarette a wizard smokes contains a tiny part of the tobacco from his first ever cigarette because they keep rerolling their dog ends into their new smokes
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Another fun fact Dominoes supreme was everything that fell through the grate on the prep bench (seafood was pepped in a separate area). Lift grate, grab contents, dump on pizza. Or I just worked at a really dodgy dominoes.
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I've been rbtd once in the last 10 years and it was out the front of a cop shop when they were training newbies how to do it.
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fun fact the inside of a creme egg is man creme
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Non Compos Mentis posted:fun fact What is the difference between man creme and man cream?
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BrigadierSensible posted:What is the difference between man creme and man cream? If it's not from the Moulin Rouge region of Gay Paree then it's just sparkling man cream 
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Apr 1, 2024 11:56
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the french
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Man creme is for when you want to pretend you're cultured & well educated, usually to impress someone with your phony sophistication?
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Whoforthenwhat posted:Been waved past when on my motorbike every single RBT I've been through. Maybe the cops just think 'gently caress it, he can balance a bike so he's fine' Yeah I get waved through RBTs on the bike too, I get tested every time I'm pulled over on the road though, stationary RBT just doesn't seem to bother.
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Proclick: What it's like slurpin up the man cream
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I slept on my arm sunday night and my shoulder has been sore ever since
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:Being old rules BC I get to keep a list of old man grievances You can also wear a hat, any of them, and not care about what anyone else thinks. Old man hat privilege is underutilized.
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:Being old rules BC I get to keep a list of old man grievances In my day it was just "morning tea" or "recess"
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