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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

kecske posted:

off for a big Bank Holiday w**k

*ank Holiday

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

much like how the gbs moderation team "get" novel and interesting strains of HIV, recreationally

lol

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
all fixed

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh great now this goon can't post here

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

oh great now this goon can't post here

Forum user "CLICK HERE TO REGISTER YOUR ACCOUNT" is a real pedo

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
Royal Cum.

captainclaw
Sep 16, 2020

Sonderval posted:

Royal Cum.

My least favorite of all the cums

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
This is an official no nonce zone

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.
I best go find somewhere else to post then..:smith:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

marked safe from noncing

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

I best go find somewhere else to post then..:smith:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i am hoping this is because they fell for the "shows a user their own profile when they click it" trick, rather than responding to starbucks or the thread title

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

don't want a royal posting here

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
sorry ragnar. just always wanted to put "nonce" on a rapsheet

especially because it only warrants six hours lol

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Oh dear. I think it's time to rein this joke in.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
noted. thread fixed

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Cum

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Foreign Muck is an anagram of Ogre fink cum , makes you think (or fink)

E: or Fk'in Ogre Cum

A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Apr 1, 2024

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
GBS rules:

quote:

Don't make pedophilia jokes. Do not accuse other posters of being pedophiles. If you suspect that a poster is one, contact a mod/admin immediately.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Kinda grim they had to make that an explicit rule

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they didn't. goons weren't calling other goons nonces, seth just got tired of people making "mods knew" jokes when mods got fired for sex crimes

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

heard the phrase 'smashed more times than a nonces window' the other day

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


:agreed:

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

actually it drools

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


someone calls you a nonce on this forum, swear they'll do time

mods knew

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

kecske posted:

heard the phrase 'smashed more times than a nonces window' the other day

In what context?

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Well let’s all just hope Prince Andrew isn’t a goon else we would all be banned.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

kecske posted:

heard the phrase 'smashed more times than a nonces window' the other day

as far as incredibly aggressive phrases go I'm partial to "youve got eyes like a shithouse rat"

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Trainee PornStar posted:

In what context?

there's one of those red fire alarm break glass things next to the main door out of the car park at work and kids like to push it and run off.

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i am hoping this is because they fell for the "shows a user their own profile when they click it" trick, rather than responding to starbucks or the thread title

I was just going for a cheap laugh. :smith:

Edit: and for clarification I didn't want to make the joke at anyone else's expense. I can't imagine there's any actual nonces here..we're all too old for them for a start.

Ragnar Gunvald fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Apr 2, 2024

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

I was just going for a cheap laugh. :smith:

Edit: and for clarification I didn't want to make the joke at anyone else's expense. I can't imagine there's any actual nonces here..we're all too old for them for a start.

an admin can definitely scrub the probe reason if you want. but hopefully anyone snooping the rap sheet will clearly recognize a joke lol. nae nonces round here. need to go to windsor for that

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm snacking on Welsh cheddar made with ale and mustard and I have to resist the urge to eat the entire wedge in one go.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Actually if your ‘cheddar’ isn’t from Somerset it’s just sparkling curds

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm snacking on Welsh cheddar made with ale and mustard and I have to resist the urge to eat the entire wedge in one go.

Pre-made Welsh rarebit cheese?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Forgotten how to w**k after the **nk holiday

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
The dog has worked out if she forces me to get up to go a pee she doesn’t need to pee but I will give her a little treat. This has now resulted in a large reduction in my quality of sleep so it is now ending.

Required photo:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Peeverse incentives

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



the sex ghost posted:

Forgotten how to w**k after the **nk holiday

I got paid 48 hours for 24 hours worth of w**king over Good Friday and Bank Holiday Monday.

And I got a Lindt Egg, get in

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Dell_Zincht posted:

And I got a Lindt Egg, get in

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Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

an admin can definitely scrub the probe reason if you want. but hopefully anyone snooping the rap sheet will clearly recognize a joke lol. nae nonces round here. need to go to windsor for that

I don't mind, I thought it was funny! I'm sure I can ask an admin in the unlikely chance it becomes an issue, but I'd like to think people here are smarter than that for the most part.

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