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jokes posted:She wakes up at 4AM every morning and gets in full makeup, sitting on a balcony that costs $40,000/month to rent, so she can wave at Trump when he steps out to go golfing. My guess would be she's hiding in the bushes of the golf course waiting for Trump to hit a slice so that she can jump out
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Apr 1, 2024 20:18
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Stoatbringer posted:Imagine the noises! !. Fill up a pitcher with macaroni and cheese 2. Now fist gently caress it!
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Apr 1, 2024 20:21
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:!. Fill up a pitcher with macaroni and cheese I mean yeah it's Monday so I was already going to do this
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Apr 1, 2024 20:23
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Radio Paranoia posted:Found a rare Trump watching youtube this evening. Kind of a dick move to take a huge wet poo poo on stage then roll around in it then fling pierces of the huge wet poo poo at the paying audience. Also GG Allin is in the picture.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:23
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Hollismason posted:Is Kari Lake still hanging out at Mar A Lago in the vain hope she'll be VP pick lol shouldn't she be in Arizona running a senate campaign?
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Apr 1, 2024 20:25
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Ralph Hurley posted:Why does this exist? I’ve seen it a million times and my brain rejects it. Drag Queen Rudy has rockin cans and Trump can appreciate that.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:26
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Remember when Roseanne was like, 'I'm not actually an awful goblin-woman, I was just on drugs,' but then she just kept being awful in public and now she's doing bad stand-up sets about being CANCELLED? lol i'm startin to suspect that ambien didn't cause her to be a regressive, racist piece of poo poo. veeerrrry suspicious.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:30
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Brain Curry posted:They only get info from trungus and his hangers on how would you expect them to perceive him? "A New Yorker" who can say and do anything, worth billions, but he's clearly not a coastal elite. He's a blue collar working man hero, just like Mike Rowe, churning out steamy Truths 24/7 for the unseen white folks left behind by capitalism!
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Apr 1, 2024 20:33
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Buce posted:i'm startin to suspect that ambien didn't cause her to be a regressive, racist piece of poo poo. veeerrrry suspicious. I’m not pro-pharma companies whatsoever but I gotta admit that Sanofi tweet saying “racism is not a known side effect of Ambien” was pretty hilarious. https://x.com/SanofiUS/status/1001824999496404992?s=20 Also I really want to read a post-death, post-NDA-expiry tell-all on Trump’s golfing habits because I’ll bet dollars to doughnuts that motherfucker probably only actually attempts to hit every 3rd ball and on the others just carries the ball up in his pocket and sets it 10 feet closer to the pin than everyone else. A year of his presidency on the golf course and he’s only mildly better than some middle school golfers.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:36
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And one more thing: please don’t tell people I died on the crapper.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:41
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All these trump golfing videos make me laugh because it’s obvious something he enjoys but you watch how poo poo he is at it. Like it’s fine for you to not be good at your hobby but you think with how much time he spent doing it on taxpayer dime he’d be good enough to make contact with the ball. But he’s so bad he has to cheat at that too!
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Apr 1, 2024 20:42
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snorch posted:And one more thing: please don’t tell people I died on the crapper. okay I'll make it fancy, I'll say crappy-aay
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Apr 1, 2024 20:43
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Thanks I knew you'd understand.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:43
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Strong Sauce posted:All these trump golfing videos make me laugh because it’s obvious something he enjoys but you watch how poo poo he is at it. Like it’s fine for you to not be good at your hobby but you think with how much time he spent doing it on taxpayer dime he’d be good enough to make contact with the ball. But he’s so bad he has to cheat at that too! Crappy Gilmore
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Apr 1, 2024 20:44
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snorch posted:And one more thing: please don’t tell people I died on the crapper. He died doing what he loved to do
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Apr 1, 2024 20:45
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kazil posted:lol shouldn't she be in Arizona running a senate campaign? She thinks she won and is actually governor lol
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Apr 1, 2024 20:46
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Nightmare Cinema posted:TMZ just breaking that Trump died. That guy from home alone 2?
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Apr 1, 2024 20:47
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jokes posted:We're talking with Joe, an Independent voter wearing a MAGA hat and who is currently giving a sieg heil to a bible with Trump's picture on it. He said he was undecided but then he found out that Joe Biden didn't invade Israel to protect Palestine and now he's voting Trump.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:50
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Aramis posted:growth phase lmao
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Apr 1, 2024 20:56
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Strong Sauce posted:All these trump golfing videos make me laugh because it’s obvious something he enjoys but you watch how poo poo he is at it. Like it’s fine for you to not be good at your hobby but you think with how much time he spent doing it on taxpayer dime he’d be good enough to make contact with the ball. But he’s so bad he has to cheat at that too! Even funnier that he has a trophy case at every one of his courses full of trophies with his name on it.
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Apr 1, 2024 20:57
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Looks like someone might have tried to cornfield themselves at the Atlanta FBI field office https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1774873608692633729 
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Apr 1, 2024 21:04
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Those vehicle stopper things are pretty badass
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Apr 1, 2024 21:06
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kazil posted:Looks like someone might have tried to cornfield themselves at the Atlanta FBI field office corn field. corn field! CORN FIELD!
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Apr 1, 2024 21:06
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funeral home DJ posted:I’m not pro-pharma companies whatsoever but I gotta admit that Sanofi tweet saying “racism is not a known side effect of Ambien” was pretty hilarious. The second Trump kicks it, an invisible countdown clock starts to the second Ivanka comes out and says "He raped me when I was a child" in an effort to try and worm her way back into polite society on the power of other peoples' sympathy. You can bet on it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 1, 2024 21:07
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ElectricSheep posted:We're at 51.06 last I checked
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Apr 1, 2024 21:08
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kazil posted:Looks like someone might have tried to cornfield themselves at the Atlanta FBI field office That’s just how feds drive.
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Apr 1, 2024 21:09
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What did DJT close at?
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Apr 1, 2024 21:11
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Hollismason posted:What did DJT close at? WithoutTheFezOn posted:Electrodamus over here.
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Apr 1, 2024 21:11
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Hollismason posted:What did DJT close at? 48.66 but it's down to 48.19 in after-hours trading
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Apr 1, 2024 21:12
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nine-gear crow posted:The second Trump kicks it, an invisible countdown clock starts to the second Ivanka comes out and says "He raped me when I was a child" in an effort to try and worm her way back into polite society on the power of other peoples' sympathy. You can bet on it. Not just when she was a kid. Where did that vid of him goosing her on-stage get to?
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Apr 1, 2024 21:12
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I don't think anyone remembers the name of the dude who cornfielded himself so lmao at dying and being forgotten real quick
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Apr 1, 2024 21:13
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Oh wow, abortion will be on the ballot in Florida for the general election
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Apr 1, 2024 21:14
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Apr 1, 2024 21:15
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kazil posted:Oh wow, abortion will be on the ballot in Florida for the general election oh poo poo really? nice. i dont think it puts florida in play but maybe it costs the chuds some local seats.
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Apr 1, 2024 21:15
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Sure seems like people really like ramming into the fbi gates and getting their asses handed to them.
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Apr 1, 2024 21:15
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I don't think anyone remembers the name of the dude who cornfielded himself so lmao at dying and being forgotten real quick Only one I remember is back when those idiots took over some museum/science place and he lived under a tarp and had this fascination with 'cross drawing' and ended up dying because he tried that against law enforcement and they ended up shooting him.
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Apr 1, 2024 21:16
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Abortion being on the ballot in Florida means that Republicans are.going to have to campaign harder there.
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Apr 1, 2024 21:17
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Oh poo poo it's abortion and weed https://apnews.com/article/florida-..._source=Twitter
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Apr 1, 2024 21:18
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Grey Cat posted:Sure seems like people really like ramming into the fbi gates and getting their asses handed to them. The level of not-planning that goes into these attacks on obviously secure federal facilities is astounding. The Area-51 raid was planned with more sincerity.
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trump is turbo hosed
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