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Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Hatebag posted:

are you suggesting the heparin was manufactured by the people mutilating cows? looks like the procedure to make it isn't terribly complicated. just cook some guts with a proteolytic enzyme for awhile and then separate the heparin via hydrolysis. I don't understand why anyone would do that, though

Sorry, I wasn't too clear with that. I meant to suggest that anticoagulants are found in mutilated cattle because the compounds for making anticoagulants are already in there. Then again, I don't know what a healthy cow should or should not have in its blood stream.

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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

April fools you birbs

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Mutant Headcrab posted:

Sorry, I wasn't too clear with that. I meant to suggest that anticoagulants are found in mutilated cattle because the compounds for making anticoagulants are already in there. Then again, I don't know what a healthy cow should or should not have in its blood stream.

oh, ok. i don't think heparin or any other anticoagulant would be produced by a dead/dying animal. there are a whole bunch of different drug precursor compounds in animal tissues but that doesn't mean they turn into a pharmacy when they die. but hell, i don't know what compound they'd be looking for in the test for anticoagulants. possible you'd be looking for whatever heparin reacts into when exposed to coagulant chemicals/enzymes instead of just heparin itself as the analyte

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
The scientists desire to explain what causes a given phenomenon seems foolish rather than trying to explain what is means. I'm definitely getting eaten by lions on the savanna btw lol

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Hatebag posted:

it is interesting that so much ufo lore has to do with buttholes. cattle mutilations, anal probing, etc. perhaps there's something to the japanese folklore of the kappa, a reptilian monster that tries to pull the shirikodama (n.: small anus ball. a ball containing a person's soul, found in the anus) from a victim.
maybe they're just trying to get those butt balls

Deep fried cow butt balls for alien dim sum

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



euphronius posted:

I am beyond labels such as “loser”

Goku: What you're seeing now is my normal state. [transforms] This is a Super Loser. And this.. [transforms again] This is what is known as a Super Loser that has ascended past a Super Loser. Or you could just call this a Super Loser 2.

Babidi: Ho-hum. What a useless transformation. You've washed your hair, so what?

Goku: [chuckles] Just wait. And this... is to go... EVEN. FURTHER. BEYOND!

*posts on something awful*

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005





I'm subscribing

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Sign me up for some LueCoin, I wanna get in at the bottom of the market

To the moon(s of Zeta-Reticuli)!!!!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

was really hoping this was a bunch of p’nti portraits but they all look like Lue

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

i can’t wait to purchase the exclusive bored :tinylue: bird club nft

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's very simple. You start with Two of Swords, you see. Now to help you with this you have Justice, so you just need to Ace of Pentacles while watching your Two of Cups, and typically once you get near Nine of Cups you're right at the threshold of The Lovers. From there Six of Swords gets you past Hierophant to The Magician and next thing you know, boom. That's Judgment.

tyvm, i never knew there was such a technically complex process

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


The Demilich posted:

Goku: What you're seeing now is my normal state. [transforms] This is a Super Loser. And this.. [transforms again] This is what is known as a Super Loser that has ascended past a Super Loser. Or you could just call this a Super Loser 2.

Babidi: Ho-hum. What a useless transformation. You've washed your hair, so what?

Goku: [chuckles] Just wait. And this... is to go... EVEN. FURTHER. BEYOND!

*posts on something awful*

:goku:

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

The Demilich posted:

Goku: What you're seeing now is my normal state. [transforms] This is a Super Loser. And this.. [transforms again] This is what is known as a Super Loser that has ascended past a Super Loser. Or you could just call this a Super Loser 2.

Babidi: Ho-hum. What a useless transformation. You've washed your hair, so what?

Goku: [chuckles] Just wait. And this... is to go... EVEN. FURTHER. BEYOND!

*posts on something awful*
I'm glad to see the Goku AMVs are having the intended effect. :sickos:

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I'm the guy touching the bus stop sign

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


im the guy that laser cuts the anuses and let me tell you, you do not want to know where those anuses go

Carp
May 29, 2002

I'm knocking on OpenAI's door, taking a shot at solving meaningful problems.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



blatman posted:

im the guy that laser cuts the anuses and let me tell you, you do not want to know where those anuses go

I bet that's what Funyons are made out of.
Definitely "calamari" as well.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

the cephalopod redditor is holding to his claim that disclosure is this june: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1brdtlr/comment/kxiawzz/

i will believe this as even faster than expected global warming still isn't ending the deranged casino quick enough for my liking

i don't expect disclosure to stop the machine either lol

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Tekne posted:

the cephalopod redditor is holding to his claim that disclosure is this june: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1brdtlr/comment/kxiawzz/

i will believe this as even faster than expected global warming still isn't ending the deranged casino quick enough for my liking

i don't expect disclosure to stop the machine either lol

the dot has faith as well https://gcpdot.com

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


blatman posted:

im the guy that laser cuts the anuses and let me tell you, you do not want to know where those anuses go

How Do They Do It?: The Fleshlight

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Tekne posted:

the cephalopod redditor is holding to his claim that disclosure is this june: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1brdtlr/comment/kxiawzz/

i will believe this as even faster than expected global warming still isn't ending the deranged casino quick enough for my liking

i don't expect disclosure to stop the machine either lol

Lol

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




too good to be true

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Maybe I'm misremembering him. Measured skeptics are a bit of a drag, but--

https://twitter.com/MiddleOfMayhem/status/1755618923817619596?t=ybNwVLmHREFqWVV5eIWmvA&s=19

https://twitter.com/MiddleOfMayhem/status/1772659975300489272?t=19xfPcScxFHfH9dCAJDzcQ&s=19

--oh.

There are some more balanced ones, but, wow

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I wonder why he decided to make that his last debonking (i'm Matt Ford).

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Cool rap in the beginning of this.. lmao

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.


mags has issued a correction as of 15:51 on Apr 2, 2024

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tekne posted:

the cephalopod redditor is holding to his claim that disclosure is this june: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1brdtlr/comment/kxiawzz/

i will believe this as even faster than expected global warming still isn't ending the deranged casino quick enough for my liking

i don't expect disclosure to stop the machine either lol

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's gonna happen, I can feel it. Maybe in June. I feel good about June

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

Squizzle posted:

who cares about that, i want the “deets” (details, i.e. thorough explanation) regarding the eschatron

july aitee 2027- It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's very simple. You start with Two of Swords, you see. Now to help you with this you have Justice, so you just need to Ace of Pentacles while watching your Two of Cups, and typically once you get near Nine of Cups you're right at the threshold of The Lovers. From there Six of Swords gets you past Hierophant to The Magician and next thing you know, boom. That's Judgment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdF8DJ70Dc

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Sometimes you just gotta King of Swords when the Fives are getting in your way. Look, just because The Empress is Eight of Wands doesn't mean we should all just Hanged Man until 2027

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Tekne posted:

the cephalopod redditor is holding to his claim that disclosure is this june: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1brdtlr/comment/kxiawzz/

i will believe this as even faster than expected global warming still isn't ending the deranged casino quick enough for my liking

i don't expect disclosure to stop the machine either lol

honestly though following https://www.reddit.com/user/Nskxbehcidnsjxodvr is my single joy from reddit, between the magnetic spirituality and UAP posts

counting down to cephalopods

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Tom of UAP

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/jamescfox/status/1775171854291873969

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Rickshaw posted:

july aitee 2027- It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton

what kinda babylon 5 rear end intro is this

Human.Frank
Jun 2, 2022
I've been seeing GATE talk for 10+ years all saying the same poo poo. Here's what I don't see people talking about:
- Where did this list of traits come from?
- Were these people looking for a group or an individual?
- Are they still looking? From my perspective the current GATE program doesn't match what has been described in the past.

Not to mention there were reports of loving aliens at schools during the 80/90's lmao I wish GATE kids would stop mentally masturbating over how special they are and sit down and figure this poo poo out; they were supposed to be smart!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Human.Frank posted:

I wish GATE kids would stop mentally masturbating over how special they are and sit down and figure this poo poo out; they were supposed to be smart!

jealous?

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Human.Frank posted:

I've been seeing GATE talk for 10+ years all saying the same poo poo. Here's what I don't see people talking about :
- Where did this list of traits come from?
- Were these people looking for a group or an individual?
- Are they still looking? From my perspective the current GATE program doesn't match what has been described in the past.

Not to mention there were reports of loving aliens at schools during the 80/90's lmao I wish GATE kids would stop mentally masturbating over how special they are and sit down and figure this poo poo out; they were supposed to be smart!

I'm sure you're asking this with the best intentions, "Human" Frank!

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


oh cool an anonymous whistleblower that's sure to move the needle

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