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BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

Tree Bucket posted:

How do you get a tattoo on the front of your neck anyway. Wouldn't that damage some pretty important stuff?

How deeply do you think tattoo needles go?

# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:06

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:45

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

You get it on the back of your neck, then sort of twist it in place.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:47

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Tree Bucket posted:

How do you get a tattoo on the front of your neck anyway. Wouldn't that damage some pretty important stuff?

Maybe job interviews.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:52

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

credburn posted:

Schad on me for expecting a resolution to these videos instead of TikTok humor.

I know. You know it, too.

So very sorry. Your refund is in the mail.

# ? Mar 30, 2024 23:54

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tree Bucket posted:

How do you get a tattoo on the front of your neck anyway. Wouldn't that damage some pretty important stuff?

Not really, it barely breaks the skin.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 00:06

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Shaddak posted:

https://imgur.com/iBXkiPp.mp4

cant do that in a cybertruck

# ? Mar 31, 2024 01:31

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

because it'd just skate over the water, like a boat.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:17

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

minato posted:

because it'd just skate over the water, like a boat.

then sink like a stone

then blow up

# ? Mar 31, 2024 02:21

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

BlackIronHeart posted:

How deeply do you think tattoo needles go?

I'm turbo needle phobic, so my instincts say 2-3 feet.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:17

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Tree Bucket posted:

I'm turbo needle phobic, so my instincts say 2-3 feet.

the clue is you can easily see the tattoo, because it's very shallow you see

# ? Mar 31, 2024 04:30

spechtie: Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s6cmtaxw4Z1tjrwu3.mp4

# ? Mar 31, 2024 07:11

Shaking lemur butt: Jan 5, 2015

Legend has it that pupper is still out there, just rolling rolling rolling

# ? Mar 31, 2024 07:19

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

�gently caress you, Mike!� but for dogs.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 08:25

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Tree Bucket posted:

I'm turbo needle phobic, so my instincts say 2-3 feet.

This is why it's usually done from the back, and then you reattach the head afterwards.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 09:53

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

I'd rather sit 14 hours for a tattoo than get a small blood draw. gently caress having needles that go INSIDE you

# ? Mar 31, 2024 10:02

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/CqBMN1l.mp4

# ? Mar 31, 2024 10:02

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated � PYF Schadenfreude: no you're WRONG you GOON SURPRISE BITCH

# ? Mar 31, 2024 11:39

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Ah she's on a mat lol thank gently caress

Still, takes guts to autosupplex

# ? Mar 31, 2024 11:47

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

spechtie posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s6cmtaxw4Z1tjrwu3.mp4

absolutely bodied. wow.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:18

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

Shaking lemur butt posted:

Legend has it that pupper is still out there, just rolling rolling rolling

Insert obligatory shooting stars edit.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:20

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Bottom Liner posted:

then sink like a stone

then blow up

It would rust into immobility before it gets within 5 miles of the ocean.

# ? Mar 31, 2024 14:23

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CqBMN1l.mp4

GHOST SUPLEX :ohdear:

# ? Mar 31, 2024 15:28

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Thinking about this classic today:

# ? Mar 31, 2024 16:13

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Speaker posted:

Thinking about this classic today:

From the monkey thread a while ago:

Megillah Gorilla posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4566I9G.mp4

# ? Mar 31, 2024 16:57

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

Oh oobee doo, I wanna be like yoooOOOooo

# ? Mar 31, 2024 23:55

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Robobot posted:

Oh oobee doo, I wanna be like yoooOOOooo

Ha, indeed!

quote:

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true

Now give me the secret, mancub
Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can burn my balls

# ? Apr 1, 2024 01:11

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Bottom Liner posted:

then blow up

Actually surprised they don't all have some kind of self destruct to leave no evidence behind really.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 03:57

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Ommin posted:

Actually surprised they don't all have some kind of self destruct to leave no evidence behind really.

Why bother when Tesla can simply say �we tell all owners that every function of the car should never be used and may accidentally dismember, disfigure, or inhume any occupant, bystander, or other operator in this or any other vehicle. :shrug:

� and the courts will say �they did tell you, widow Smith. Case dismissed�

# ? Apr 1, 2024 04:04

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

"These mobile constructs are actually functioning vehicles, but should never under any circumstances be used as such. You have been warned."

# ? Apr 1, 2024 04:17

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

�End of User�s Life Agreement�

# ? Apr 1, 2024 12:49

CarForumPoster: Jun 26, 2013; â¡POWERâ¡

spechtie posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s6cmtaxw4Z1tjrwu3.mp4

Kinetic kill vehicle tracking filter is spot on

# ? Apr 1, 2024 12:52

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Ommin posted:

Actually surprised they don't all have some kind of self destruct to leave no evidence behind really.

The car equivalent of deleting your browsing history in the event of your death

# ? Apr 1, 2024 13:09

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

New DashCams Australia dropped.
https://youtu.be/r1rrm3e5ckI

It's the April Fools one where either nothing happens, or the person filming is in the wrong.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 15:14

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Lqows6sWk&t=448s

# ? Apr 1, 2024 17:43

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/TLiY0f1.mp4

# ? Apr 2, 2024 03:56

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Shaddak posted:

https://imgur.com/TLiY0f1.mp4

BAH GAWD

# ? Apr 2, 2024 03:56

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.