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What a jolly day, my good fellows, or as you'd say, "netizens", there are verily plentiful "lols" to be had over at the X "webzone", and some say they have even "rofled" at many a "memed" joke by internet's brightest funnymen and computer cyberwizards!
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more like LOSER engagements, see I got jokes too
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Tesla wildly missed the mark on deliveries in Q1
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Apr 2, 2024 15:09
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Tesla wildly missed the mark on deliveries in Q1 lmao 18% off the mark in the wrong direction
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Apr 2, 2024 15:12
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how do you do fellow winos
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Apr 2, 2024 15:18
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Apr 2, 2024 15:20
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Now I'm wondering if they work with polarised lenses. Polarized lenses own because when you put them on it's like "They Live" except instead of exposing an alien conspiracy you can clearly see shoddy application of window coatings and crappy LCD panels like literally all around you every day. Which is kind of like a conspiracy.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:24
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I think Elon should just take over the Disney accounts and start posting poop emojis. He could even offer them some "X - The Everything Company" t-shirts like he did to that guy he pilfered the @x account from.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:27
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Kid Business chimes in 
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Apr 2, 2024 15:28
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Without looking it up the answer is the f150
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Apr 2, 2024 15:28
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kazil posted:
There were and it was, you imbecilic, drooling cretinous fuckwits! aaaaaahhh
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Apr 2, 2024 15:30
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gschmidl posted:There were and it was, you imbecilic, drooling cretinous fuckwits! aaaaaahhh are you better off than you were 4 years ago? don't answer that, tell it to earth
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Apr 2, 2024 15:32
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I think a lot of this stuff is an attempt to ding share prices.... but lol... as a joke. Also my econo model car tells me what's wrong because I plugged a $20 obdcii module in it and have an app on my phone that shows it on the cars screen even. Really incredible blend of 90s and early 2010s tech coming together to form the bleeding edge. Unfortunately I don't get the red flashing screen with self destruct countdown but I want it.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:33
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gschmidl posted:There were and it was, you imbecilic, drooling cretinous fuckwits! aaaaaahhh lol pace yourself, he's gonna post a lot of stupid poo poo today  imagine a Elon theme park 
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Apr 2, 2024 15:34
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There are tons of other amusement parks ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Apr 2, 2024 15:35
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who are the kings cronies elon
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Apr 2, 2024 15:36
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Robin Hood didn't steal from the rich he stole from the people that had all the money.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:37
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The part where they say he stole from the rich and gave to the poor? That's DEI, plain and simple.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:40
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kazil posted:lol pace yourself, he's gonna post a lot of stupid poo poo today 
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Apr 2, 2024 15:43
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Disney world is poo poo garbage now tho
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Apr 2, 2024 15:44
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real story of a fictional character whose story evolved over centuries you might as well claim he was a talking fox
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I "lol'd" quite a few times 😂
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Apr 2, 2024 15:47
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kazil posted:imagine a Elon theme park action park, but malicious
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Non Compos Mentis posted:Imagine still watching south park in 2024 I dunno. They did that one episode back when most people still thought Elon was smart that ended up perfectly labeling him as the world's most divorced man before the actual break up happened. That was pretty funny in retrospect.
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Apr 2, 2024 15:48
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kazil posted:imagine a Elon theme park Don't have to. 
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Apr 2, 2024 15:51
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Get 'em Elon! Get that Mouse!!
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My Spirit Otter posted:action park, but malicious So a boring company tunnel with teeth embedded in the walls?
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Apr 2, 2024 15:54
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Work At Elon's Factory Park!
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lol
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pixaal posted:So a boring company tunnel with teeth embedded in the walls? or no exit or somehow kills the tunnel occupants via carbon monoxide poisoning
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Apr 2, 2024 15:59
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My Spirit Otter posted:or no exit or somehow kills the tunnel occupants via carbon monoxide poisoning My hand literally burned right off when I bumped it against the wall, but I was fine with that. My problem is the one person selling tickets was a woman. You can't let the woke get a foothold in this final bastion of sanity, Elon!
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SilverSupernova posted:My hand literally burned right off when I bumped it against the wall, but I was fine with that. there were signs posted, so really it was my fault
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Profanity posted:Chaya once again showing she graduated from the Elon Musk school of oration and good brain learning with top marks. jesus i know its obvious but she sounds like an idiot. she has nothing. she was a shithead bully who made "cringe compilations" and then doubled down to much much worse poo poo when chuds and kiwi farms clapped for her. now she is way outside her depth and is just saying whatever. Groovelord Neato posted:Robin Hood didn't steal from the rich he stole from the people that had all the money. robin hood isnt real and was mostly just a character in ballads that people like Howard Pyle turned into stories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mshRaY8gTs
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Apr 2, 2024 16:12
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Little known fact, but Robin Hood actually stole from the libs of the day, because of their excess taxation and regulations, and gave it back to hard working businessmen.
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Apr 2, 2024 16:22
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kazil posted:lol pace yourself, he's gonna post a lot of stupid poo poo today Ok I need to see Action Boerk.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Robin Hood didn't steal from the rich he stole from the people that had all the money. Good point
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gschmidl posted:Ok I need to see Action Boerk. You leave the Swedish Chef out of this.
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Apr 2, 2024 16:31
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Six Flags Great
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Wow, non-woke Robin Hood, now that's an original idea for a CG movie exclusively for X. Like he could fight King Arthur and the knights of the DEI table, or something.
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kazil posted:lol pace yourself, he's gonna post a lot of stupid poo poo today lol there's so many theme parks and most don't stay open for very long bc it turns out it takes a stupid amount of money to keep on running and you have to be absolutely sure you'll constantly have customers disney is only able to achieve this because there's characters people have known for a literal century. what the hell you gonna put up next to Mickey, Elon?
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