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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64, rox)
 
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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Brutal Garcon posted:

Missed the stream, but I'm glad My Guy Who Is Actually Definitely Me managed to pull victory from the jaws of defeat by... mostly getting beaten up while his teammate did all the work.

The first match I ever won my tag partner didn't even tag me in. It was also my first match ever.

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Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

verbal enema posted:

I believe in you friend
thank you bestie all face-kicks will be in your honor.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

MacheteZombie posted:

The first match I ever won my tag partner didn't even tag me in. It was also my first match ever.

that match was on august 1, you had been in 5* matches before that and won 3

*possibly 6 as you might have been in the first unrecorded rumble

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:



Tuesday April 2nd, at 9pm EST, SAW Underground will be live @ twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

Anything goes and anyone can appear in the SAW UNDERGROUND. You Show Up, You Fight!

Women's Gauntlet ELIMINATOR - Timed Entrances Pins and Submissions Only
Hostile V vs Subjunctive vs. HelloIAmYourHeart vs. Furnaceface vs. baka vs. Coward

1 v 1 Normal Singles
Mr Hootington vs. ddinkins

Elimination 3 Way Tornado Tag
sb hermit & namtab vs. Toph Bei Fong & Megamissen vs. Zoya & barnold

Normal Tag Match
Two Best Pals (Machete Zombie & Tawal) vs. Empty Sandwich & Vincent Van Goatse

Extreme Rules
Snooze Cruise vs. Second Hand Meat Mouth

8 Man Over the Top Battle Royal
Danaru vs. The Chad Jihad vs. evobatman vs. Jeremor vs. Kild vs. Insetik vs. ilmucche vs. spatial trait

WAR GAMES
Anti Crab Alliance - KungFu Grip, NienNunb, Shard, Majinfoose vs. Team Crab - neoaxd, Cavauro, IGgy IGsen, That Dick!

hell yeah, amped for my non-canon in ring debut. gonna get tossed the hell out of the ring

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Is an over the top battle royale the same as a battle royale?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

MacheteZombie posted:

The first match I ever won my tag partner didn't even tag me in. It was also my first match ever.

And you were the MVP that night


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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

ilmucche posted:

Is an over the top battle royale the same as a battle royale?

Over the top battle royal is the one where you have to get thrown over the ropes yeah.

Technically I can do a pin submissions battle royal too

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Megamissen posted:

that match was on august 1, you had been in 5* matches before that and won 3

*possibly 6 as you might have been in the first unrecorded rumble

Oh wow, I could've sworn that was exp debut lol

Shinjobi posted:

And you were the MVP that night

The crowd put me on their shoulders and carried me out of the stadium

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

MacheteZombie posted:

Oh wow, I could've sworn that was exp debut lol

oh right exp, assumed you meant saw since you had one of those 4v4 one fall with KO on matches early on

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Megamissen posted:

oh right exp, assumed you meant saw since you had one of those 4v4 one fall with KO on matches early on

Lol I completely forgot about that match. Wasn't it super short because of the KO?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Hey SAW UNDERGROUND. We going live a little early with a bonus match:

Stiev Awit vs Shinjobi

https://twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


away for Easter until tomorrow, the Wildman clan will be watching vg wrestling together tonight

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


father: is that Luigi
mother: is..... that man nude

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Buck Wildman posted:

father: is that Luigi
mother: is..... that man nude

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Buck Wildman posted:

father: is that Luigi
mother: is..... that man nude

lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


mother firmly believes catwoman got robbed

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QB9z98ojdg

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I feel as though the ref did have a choice

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
my wrestler kicks rear end even if it's rigged and he lost

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
im glad i killed you





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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

https://twitter.com/iiraren/status/1631933065206566912

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

im so full yall. That crab was so delicious



MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I worked really hard to make sure that guy got counted out

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Alright so there's not gonna be another SAW Underground this week, I'm giving That DICK! time to decide if he's gonna stay neoaxd's friend or if he's really my friend. We were supposed to be tag champs, not me and the crab! But he was busy off trying to be a singles champion and failing. He needs me! You have until next Tuesday 4/9 to decide.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
My Two Ugly Dads Are Fighting!

Shions of Qud





CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

MacheteZombie posted:

I worked really hard to make sure that guy got counted out

Truly a sawundeserved victory.

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

I did not put a stop to the war

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


verbal enema posted:

My Two Ugly Dads Are Fighting!

They aren't that ugly


KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
here's dr kyle farnsworth's caw and the new club sandwhich vincent van goatse

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kild posted:

I did not put a stop to the war

I think you made the right call


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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i don't want to talk about crab battles or unsanctioned events. i've never participated in anything like that. i'm loyal

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

and i'm not jealous of tawal atawal

baka of lathspell
Jan 1, 2022

i only did what was important and what needed to be done

wasting subjunctive in an unsanctioned underground fight club


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Insetik why :(

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



vod is up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v_zvDXqUQY

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

verbal enema posted:

My Two Ugly Dads Are Fighting!

lucky. my two ugly dads are Charles Manson (long story)

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Majinfoose posted:

They aren't that ugly

I demand a match with this mother fucker. He called me share and that sounds like a good excuse for a blood feud to me



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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Shard posted:

I demand a match with this mother fucker. He called me share and that sounds like a good excuse for a blood feud to me

I was phone posting, Shart! But if you wanna go I can squeeze you real good.


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