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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!


Unbelievable.

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Bibi has already made a public statement to the tune of 'regrettably some innocents were targeted by mistake by us, something something eggs and omelettes', so lol if mossad are trying to spin it as an IED

https://x.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1775132379927003582?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

kecske posted:

Bibi has already made a public statement to the tune of 'regrettably some innocents were targeted by mistake by us, something something eggs and omelettes', so lol if mossad are trying to spin it as an IED

https://x.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1775132379927003582?s=20

Yeah it's stage 1 of the process:
1) Deny it - someone else did it
2) ok we did it but it was an accident
3) etc
can't remember the rest.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cimber posted:

I'm an American who doesn't really have a good grip on the inner workings of your political system. That being said, I understand that a GE needs to be called pretty soon, and the UK economy is currently going down the toilet. Wouldn't it be better for the Conservatives to hold the GE sooner rather than later and force Labour to have to clean up and possibly gently caress up the recovery? Put the economic woes on them as soon as possible and save the Conservative Brand?

Or is Sunak just a selfish bastard who will hold onto power as long as possible no matter what the cost to his party?

The UK economy went down the toilet in 2008 and hasn't ever really recovered, it's been weak for the entire time the tories have been in government because their policies are utterly abysmal for it.

I don't think it really makes any difference one way or the other what they do, they don't have anything that can stop people thinking they're a useless shower of poo poo in the immediate term and labour's going to gently caress up whatever happens because their policies are essentially identical to the tories except "when we do it it'll work because we're not the tories"

As pointed out the tories are essentially hoping for divine intervention and likely to hang on to power as long as they can, while labour are essentially hoping that once they get in there will be such an incredible wave of good vibes and people flashing back to 1997 that nobody will notice that they don't have any actual suggestions except for "well everything the tories do is bad but we won't change any of it"

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 2, 2024

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

can't remember the rest.
Deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender.

Or for world leaders, deny, attack, victimize, offend somemore.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

OwlFancier posted:


As pointed out the tories are essentially hoping for divine intervention and likely to hang on to power as long as they can, while labour are essentially hoping that once they get in there will be such an incredible wave of good vibes and people flashing back to 1997 that nobody will notice that they don't have any actual suggestions except for "well everything the tories do is bad but we won't change any of it"
Sounds very similar to the US.

I wonder if moving to New Zealand is an option.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
What pisses me off the most is that the UK voters would probably elect anyone right now just aslong as it's not tory and the other option is loving Starmer. A gibbon would get elected right now over a tory. But we have loving Starmer!!

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

fuctifino posted:

Is it illegal to voice the opinion that the state of Israel has lost its right to exist?.... because....

:allears:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001


:allears:

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
I do often wonder what chaos with Ed Milliband would have looked like.

Hemp Knight
Sep 26, 2004

Starbucks posted:

I do often wonder what chaos with Ed Milliband would have looked like.

We’d be knee deep in crumbs from his bacon sandwiches.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Oh what a feeling
When you're gooning on the ceiling

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Starbucks posted:

I do often wonder what chaos with Ed Milliband would have looked like.

2 kitchens in every kitchen

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Hilbert's Grand Hotel Kitchen

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Starbucks posted:

I do often wonder what chaos with Ed Milliband would have looked like.

Probably the same but with far less concessions dragged out by having an actual left wing opposition. Ed would have been gang pressed into doing an EU referendum and would have still lost, quickly been deposed by some right wing poo poo head like Keir Starmer and we'd probably be looking at a role reversal of the current situation but with Sunak in opposition.

Press dipshits run this country and they got everything they wanted and the country has gotten progressively worse every time with none of the blame being placed on them.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
This happened about 45 mins ago.

Had a call from one of my neighbours. There's an old fellow (I guess around early 90s) who collapsed in the bus station adjacent our block.
A passer-by had called an ambulance 30 mins before neighbour called me. Neighbour - also just a passerby - said "I need moral support!" so I hobbled outside (leg playing up again) & round to the bus station. It's raining, the old fella is not remotely with it. Standing up hunched over his shopping trolley not responding to any questions or any attempts to get him to sit down (there is a really flimsy bus 'shelter') repeatedly over & over again seemingly to try and get in to a shopping bag. When the first passerby had called an hour previously they said 3 hours.

So my neighbour called again & they said 3-5 hours! And he had to keep repeating himself to whoever was answering the 999 - lost count of how many times he explained the old fella was very confused, not responding to any questions (maybe deaf who knows!), doing the same actions repeatedly, getting cold & wet. "Can you take him to hospital" they said. Neighbour doesn't have a car. I don't have a car & can't drive anyway. Nearest A&E is 20 miles away. So neighbour might be stuck outside for 3-5 hours with the old guy until after dark!

The bus station is very bleak, there are no more buses today so no more passersby - the rain is persistant, it's getting cold, the old fella is hunched over his shopping trolley, my neighbour just happened to be passing by. I couldn't stay out there as my ankle is still extremely weak & keeps 'going'. (last night I was completely stuck in the middle of the living room for about 15 mins completely unable to move because I couldn't put any weight on my ankle at all and had nothing to hold on to let alone a walking stick - contemplating getting the sword stick out to use as a walking stick because if it goes while I'm in the street, I'll be stuffed!)

This is what the tories have done to the NHS & now we're standing there moaning about the crappy Ambulance Service when it's not their fault!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
call a taxi?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Innovative ideas like this might get you appointed Health Minister

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

3 hour wait for taxis round here too!
Let alone it costs nearly £100 to get to the A&E! (and another £100 back again!)

We don't all live in cities with their buses, undergrounds, taxis, ubers, just eats, deliveroos etc.

InspectorCarbonara
Jul 2, 2010

Evening, patrolmaaan.

OwlFancier posted:

No lie I kinda wanna put a monitor on my ceiling for that reason.
Unless you sleep in a bunk bed or have a low ceiling I feel like this is a sure fire way to die by having the TV come loose and fall on you in your sleep.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Drivers drive with Uber, support drivers.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Nonsense posted:

Drivers drive with Uber, support drivers.

No ubers round here.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

No ubers round here.

How many times a week do you go to Skara Brae?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

InspectorCarbonara posted:

Unless you sleep in a bunk bed or have a low ceiling I feel like this is a sure fire way to die by having the TV come loose and fall on you in your sleep.

Not if your name is Stanley. Then you get to go on adventures.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Gonzo McFee posted:

Probably the same but with far less concessions dragged out by having an actual left wing opposition. Ed would have been gang pressed into doing an EU referendum and would have still lost, quickly been deposed by some right wing poo poo head like Keir Starmer and we'd probably be looking at a role reversal of the current situation but with Sunak in opposition.

Press dipshits run this country and they got everything they wanted and the country has gotten progressively worse every time with none of the blame being placed on them.

Too much defeatism IMO, there's lots and lots of shite the Tories pushed through that they wouldn't be able to, plus there would also be pressure from the left on Ed.

I think he'd be somewhat similar to Gordon Brown maybe, not a socialist but not the worst all things considered.

e: There might be less gut bacteria in the rivers for a start.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Apr 2, 2024

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Cimber posted:

How many times a week do you go to Skara Brae?

Wrong country, try again.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Cimber posted:

How many times a week do you go to Skara Brae?

Just Another Lurker posted:

Wrong country, try again.


I assume Cimber was referring to me living in a stone age town ... I shop there frequently in Ham Cēapum

Update on the old fella: a carer passed by and recognized him, she contacted another carer who contacted his neighbours.
They've driven him to hospital and my neighbour has got all the old guy's shopping in his fridge!
I'm assuming someone has cancelled the ambulance now! Otherwise 2 will be turning up around 9pm!

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Apr 2, 2024

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
I decided to have a look at an explainer on the 2015 manifesto. It’s like the most depressing “look at what you could have won” from Bullseye

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32284159

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Keir is still promising that most of his time in office will be action on high strength, low cost alcohol.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:

Keir is still promising that most of his time in office will be action on high strength, low cost alcohol.

High strength, low cost alcohol is involved in most of his actions, yes, but what will they be?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Is there a way to track down Pensions you've paid into over the years?

I cannot for the life of me find any information on the pension I was paying into 15 years ago. I cant even remember the company who was running it to try calling them.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

serious gaylord posted:

Is there a way to track down Pensions you've paid into over the years?

I cannot for the life of me find any information on the pension I was paying into 15 years ago. I cant even remember the company who was running it to try calling them.

https://www.moneyhelper.org.uk/en/pensions-and-retirement/pension-problems/tracing-and-finding-lost-pensions

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

Just Another Lurker posted:

Wrong country, try again.

Isn't Skara Brae on the Orkney Islands, which is part of the UK?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Thank you!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Yeah it's stage 1 of the process:
1) Deny it - someone else did it
2) ok we did it but it was an accident
3) etc
can't remember the rest.
This one?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cimber posted:

Isn't Skara Brae on the Orkney Islands, which is part of the UK?

We sometimes use "country" to refer to england/NI/scotland/wales despite them not being countries in the sense of having border control. I guess the US equivalent would be states.

It's not incorrect just kinda... context dependent.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
this here's rear end country, suhn :clint:

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Orkney & Shetland belong to Norway

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

keep punching joe posted:

Orkney & Shetland belong to Norway

Didn't that idea die with Margret in 1290? :p

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

3 hour wait for taxis round here too!
Let alone it costs nearly £100 to get to the A&E! (and another £100 back again!)

We don't all live in cities with their buses, undergrounds, taxis, ubers, just eats, deliveroos etc.

Blimey. Haven't been in a taxi for a while but my nearest hospital is about 13 miles away and Uber quotes me 30 quid for the ride there. I suppose if you squint you could say 20 miles is twice that far and 60 quid is almost a hundred? But still seems mighty expensive. Maybe they're could be like a rural zappi (is that what I'm thinking of?) where little far flung villages had a community car people could use for situations like this.

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