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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
It’s like the booking. Fed fans have been so accustomed to complete dogshit for decades that halfway competent work gets lauded as the best there ever is.

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a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

CM punk more than anything wants to be a locker room leader like his idol, the Undertaker

The last two times he was a locker room leader:

1) he literally called himself a locker room leader and told people to clean up their trash so Booker T threw his trash on the ground in front of him
2) he told RVD “hey I’m calling a talent meeting” and RVD was like uhhhmmm

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

VideoWitch posted:

The funny thing is that's not even the point Punk was trying to make. What Punk was saying was that if there weren't guaranteed contracts and wrestlers were paid based on the gate then creative would be able to pivot away from stuff that didn't work because they could tell what was and wasn't selling tickets.

Which is also dumb as gently caress and just like incredibly wrong

I have heard repeatedly that Tony khan does exactly that with tv ratings and it has been pointed to directly as the reason that some folks early on in AEW got pushes and now are basically not on tv at all

I suspect Nyla rose in particular suffered because of this

lol that punk is super butthurt when what he wants is more or less what is happening

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

imagine thinking that tony khan, the weirdo stats guy, whos first hire was a stats and econ guy, would not be elbow deep in tv numbers with 500 interlinked excel sheets of historical data

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

Go RV! posted:

imagine thinking that tony khan, the weirdo stats guy, whos first hire was a stats and econ guy, would not be elbow deep in tv numbers with 500 interlinked excel sheets of historical data

Dave points this exact thing out on this morning’s Observer Radio.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

AEW gave Punk his own TV show with discretionary booking powers. And he still wasn't happy. He's a bigger schmuck than Hogan.

MediaPlayerClassic
Aug 24, 2012
No see. He knew it was a bad idea and wanted to be fired immediately but Tony Khan just insisted he have the money and the power to keep talent relations away from the show

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!
hogan would have taken over AEW in six months, jack

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!
say what you will about hogan but by wrestler standards he is very intelligent when it comes to getting people to give him money

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

say what you will about hogan but by wrestler standards he is very intelligent when it comes to getting people to give him money

He was almost the bassist for Metallica. Now that's pull dude

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Did he actually turn down the foreman grill deal or is that Hogan bullshit?

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Shard posted:

Did he actually turn down the foreman grill deal or is that Hogan bullshit?

He claims he was in the shower and missed the call for it so they called Foreman who was the next person on their list.

It's bullshit because, y'know. Why would they call once and then give up?

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

it's Hogan bullshit I'm pretty sure

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




The easiest way to identify Hulk Hogan bullshit is if the sentence starts with “Hogan said”

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



History Comes Inside! posted:

The easiest way to identify Hulk Hogan bullshit is if the sentence starts with “Hogan said”

Not true. The sentence could also end with "said Hogan."

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

say what you will about hogan but by wrestler standards he is very intelligent when it comes to getting people to give him money

I don’t think Hogan has had a financially successful venture in a very very long time.

There was the gawker suit but that was a slam dunk.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

a dumb moron posted:

The last two times he was a locker room leader:

1) he literally called himself a locker room leader and told people to clean up their trash so Booker T threw his trash on the ground in front of him
2) he told RVD “hey I’m calling a talent meeting” and RVD was like uhhhmmm

The chasers for RVD was Rob was ECW champ at the time and Phil added "Don't worry, it's not about you" and RVD couldn't figure out what he had to be worried about from Punk in any case.

Shard posted:

Did he actually turn down the foreman grill deal or is that Hogan bullshit?

It should be noted Hogan DID get a grill eventually... that had to be recalled because it was a fire hazard. Wrestling YouTuber Brian Zane made some burgers on one and they were apparently pretty good, for what that's worth.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Hogan also ended up with a goddamn blender.

https://www.wrestlecrap.com/someone-bought-this/hulk-hogan-thunder-mixer/

'Blender'. Mixer. Close enough.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Hogan main evented Wembley and dedicated his match to a dying cancer kid, but sadly the kid couldn't kick out in time, brother

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





little munchkin posted:

it's funny to imagine a wrestling fan watching the copacabana scene and their takeaway for why it was so impressive is "wow, the cameraman followed them while they walked"

The real achievement of Russian Ark is the camera man's cardio.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

a dumb moron posted:

I don’t think Hogan has had a financially successful venture in a very very long time.

Hogan’s Hangout bar and grill is still open

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Hulk Hogan's Segregated Beach

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

rotinaj posted:

Hogan’s Hangout bar and grill is still open



its so crazy that hogan could never meet his own place's dress code

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

NO Camouflage (unless with military ID) lmao

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


rotinaj posted:

Hogan’s Hangout bar and grill is still open



Didn't know a white t-shirt wasn't acceptable beach wear

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/patricktheheel/status/1775197310479179861

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

forkboy84 posted:

Didn't know a white t-shirt wasn't acceptable beach wear

It’s them being long/down to mid thigh that is the identifier that it’s some racial stuff

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



Need Bryan to read some of David Roth’s Stephen A. Smith tweets, I want to see something.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Ringo Roadagain posted:

its so crazy that hogan could never meet his own place's dress code

Depends how hard he’d hit the tanning that week brother

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1775292815984959582

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

a dumb moron posted:

I don’t think Hogan has had a financially successful venture in a very very long time.

There was the gawker suit but that was a slam dunk.

Even the Gawker suit had some dubious rulings that experts said would have been overturned on appeall, but as we've seen with Trump if you want to appeal you have to post the full amount awarded and whoever owned Gawker at the time couldn't do that without bankrupting themselves.

So even that win was kinda on a technicality.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

“Democrat feminist operative”

Just call her a lawyer jfc Vince did a crime and a lawyer is suing him, this isn’t some loving political intrigue you dumb shits

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!
hogan isnt good at business he's terrible at it but he's good at working the money marks, brother

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!

super macho dude posted:

Hogan main evented Wembley and dedicated his match to a dying cancer kid, but sadly the kid couldn't kick out in time, brother

the kid died in the stands and hogan could smell him it was a bad smell

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rotinaj posted:

Hogan’s Hangout bar and grill is still open



There was a whole moment when a bunch of places tried restrictive dress codes and patrons threatened to burn places down. I think Hogan's place was one of those.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/_iiconics_/status/1775136669429322191?s=46&t=qBDVnhsLQCz0RU8YYjUwXA

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Absolutely insane twitter handle

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
When you're right, you're right.

https://twitter.com/_IICONICS_/status/1775304422882767016

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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


This person is going to get themselves killed.

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