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entire thread has never been to a marijuana coffeeshop high and on SA, ever.
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Apr 2, 2024 17:59
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Human.Frank posted:I've been seeing GATE talk for 10+ years all saying the same poo poo. Here's what I don't see people talking about : pretty sure it's just "indigo child" horseshit for narcissistic navel gazing. hell, one of the criteria is blue eyes. not too hard to see it's the same latent/blatant white supremacist trash as a lot of white people hippy poo poo
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Apr 2, 2024 18:02
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It's a lot of people in even just this thread that share seemingly unconnected traits. I don't think anyone is claiming to be an ubermensch it's just strange enough to meet two left handed people in a group of 10, and adding all the rest together should represent a much smaller grouping of people than self-identified even in this thread. I don't know what that means. It's very weird though
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Apr 2, 2024 18:06
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i will not bow down to your sinister agenda, you southpaw freaks!
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Apr 2, 2024 18:08
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My only agenda in high school was grabbing the one left handed desk that right handed people always sat in for some reason Years of smudged graphite and hand cramps
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Apr 2, 2024 18:10
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The preponderance of childhood NDE's is the only relevant part imo
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Apr 2, 2024 18:10
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I was going to say that I matched all of the criteria except a near-death experience, but I just remembered that I was wrapped in the umbilical cord, which necessitated a c-section, and I had a severe case of dehydration that could have killed me (without modern medical intervention).
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Apr 2, 2024 18:14
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https://twitter.com/NWSPortland/status/1775204750973452738
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Apr 2, 2024 18:16
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Inspector Hound posted:https://twitter.com/MiddleOfMayhem/status/1772659975300489272?t=19xfPcScxFHfH9dCAJDzcQ&s=19 the us government is being taken over by communists!! and theyre posadists!!!!
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Apr 2, 2024 18:22
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https://twitter.com/MarkSZaidEsq/status/1775198730255282502
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Apr 2, 2024 18:29
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We do not have a microwave gun. Who mentioned a microwave gun? Please stop asking us about the microwave gun.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:34
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https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1775176449445564496?t=yHVbhWj6mMeBqhUkaQZAvQ&s=19
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Apr 2, 2024 18:37
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Buck Wildman posted:https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1775176449445564496?t=yHVbhWj6mMeBqhUkaQZAvQ&s=19 gotta be the shoes
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Apr 2, 2024 18:39
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so if you're zapping someone with low dose microwaves every day, wouldn't that primarily affect skin? i guess nerve tissue has a slow replacement rate compared to skin, so if it was dosed over months eventually the nervous system could be destroyed, but it seems like the skin would be absorbing most of the microwaves. so you'd also have a bunch of lesions, and their eyeballs would also be all hosed up. probably little to no penetration to the brain or cns
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Apr 2, 2024 18:39
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Spergin Morlock posted:Tom of UAP Tom of FinUAP
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Apr 2, 2024 18:40
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Buck Wildman posted:https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1775176449445564496?t=yHVbhWj6mMeBqhUkaQZAvQ&s=19 I remember these guys from mass effect
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Apr 2, 2024 19:02
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Hatebag posted:pretty sure it's just "indigo child" horseshit for narcissistic navel gazing. blue eyed people are "magically" superior to 67% of the world population in a way that's legally distinct from mundane ethnic supremacy worldviews because they also have to be left handed and go thru a gifted program. a nice clean feeling of superiority without the racist baggage 
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Apr 2, 2024 19:03
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nordic aliens landing on my lawn to warn me about the protocols of the elders of ferenginar
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Apr 2, 2024 19:08
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I'm sensing a lot of people projecting maybe some different hangups onto what is primarily just a huge mystery to me and not a claim of being a homo superior. I actually agree with Frank that the biggest mystery is what the gently caress were they looking for and what did they find, because it weren't me
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Apr 2, 2024 19:09
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the secret of GATE programs is that school districts don't have enough money to give everyone a decent education so they pick the cream of the crop for extra funding and more capable teachers because you don't want to squander your middle class geniuses who can't afford private schooling. the conspiracy is that quality public education in america is rationed because doing any better would involve paying teachers enough money to attract and retain capable people rather than tailoring the field to the dregs of society with no other options
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Apr 2, 2024 19:20
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I'm sensing a lot of people projecting maybe some different hangups onto what is primarily just a huge mystery to me and not a claim of being a homo superior. homo superior is my grindr handle
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Apr 2, 2024 19:22
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Hatebag posted:so if you're zapping someone with low dose microwaves every day, wouldn't that primarily affect skin? i guess nerve tissue has a slow replacement rate compared to skin, so if it was dosed over months eventually the nervous system could be destroyed, but it seems like the skin would be absorbing most of the microwaves. so you'd also have a bunch of lesions, and their eyeballs would also be all hosed up. probably little to no penetration to the brain or cns the sun zaps us with microwaves every day
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Apr 2, 2024 19:25
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anonymous whistlepussy
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Apr 2, 2024 19:28
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euphronius posted:the sun zaps us with microwaves every day how do we stop this
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Apr 2, 2024 19:29
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stay indoors, where it is safe from the radiation of the sun (sol)
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Apr 2, 2024 19:31
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Marzzle posted:blue eyed people are "magically" superior to 67% of the world population in a way that's legally distinct from mundane ethnic supremacy worldviews because they also have to be left handed and go thru a gifted program. a nice clean feeling of superiority without the racist baggage I'm pretty sure the particular trait list under discussion also starts with "is male" so don't worry, it's not that people without blue eyes can't be psychic, it's just that the people making candidate lists have specific ideas for marketable Messiahs
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Apr 2, 2024 19:31
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euphronius posted:the sun zaps us with microwaves every day no it doesn't, microwaves are 106 to 109 nm, they're not even close to being on this solar spectrum chart: 
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Apr 2, 2024 19:33
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the sun doesn't even shoot gamma rays or xrays at us. just boring old ultraviolet through infrared
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Apr 2, 2024 19:37
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I think you need to study ideal black bodies some more, hate bag
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Apr 2, 2024 19:38
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Hatebag posted:the sun doesn't even shoot gamma rays or xrays at us. just boring old ultraviolet through infrared a solar microwave truther, I see. smh
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Apr 2, 2024 19:39
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euphronius posted:I think you need to study ideal black bodies some more, hate bag ideal blackbodies in spaces?
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Apr 2, 2024 19:40
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm pretty sure the particular trait list under discussion also starts with "is male" so don't worry, it's not that people without blue eyes can't be psychic, it's just that the people making candidate lists have specific ideas for marketable Messiahs (in the year 2024) you may not like it but this is what peak messianic marketability performance looks like 
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Apr 2, 2024 19:40
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to be clear, the sun does emit a small amount of microwaves but they're all absorbed by the atmosphere. other types of wacky stars/former stars like pulsars, neutron stars, and black holes emit much higher amounts of microwave radiation
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Apr 2, 2024 19:46
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Marzzle posted:(in the year 2024) you may not like it but this is what peak messianic marketability performance looks like Messiah please. 
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Apr 2, 2024 19:48
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Messiah please. ok hear me out: messianic george p bush + decolletage
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Apr 2, 2024 19:50
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please no one listen to hate bag and their solar microwave denialism it’s some sick poo poo
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Apr 2, 2024 19:52
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Marzzle posted:ok hear me out: messianic george p bush + decolletage I'm hearing you and what's more, I'm listening.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:54
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if you put a lean cuisine out on a sunny day it will get hot. and yet hatebag insists there are no microwaves? curious...
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Apr 2, 2024 19:56
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aw frig aw dang it posted:if you put a lean cuisine out on a sunny day it will get hot. and yet hatebag insists there are no microwaves? curious... this is how I cook frozen chicken pot pies
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Apr 2, 2024 19:59
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm hearing you and what's more, I'm listening. neoliberal austerity in cold war government messiah programs results in a big titty savior george p bush projecting into the dreams of humanity to leave a psychic imprint of ice cold bud light drizzling down george's supple breasts instead of communism being a tool of satan 
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Apr 2, 2024 20:02
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