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Tyler Whitney posted:the other rumor i heard regarding this was he was sending unsolicited videos of timed field stripping his ar-15 to his recruiters and they were too leery of how creepy he seemed in them to not recommend a pass drat he really was Pvt Pyle
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Apr 2, 2024 18:44
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Immediately after seeing the test paper he cried and poo poo his pants
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Apr 2, 2024 18:45
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This is my ASVAB, this is my score The Marine recruiter won't pick up no more
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Apr 2, 2024 18:50
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He failed the rear end-swab test
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Apr 2, 2024 18:53
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weg posted:This is my ASVAB, this is my score Kyle Didn'thouse
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Apr 2, 2024 18:55
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Aren't Rittenhouse parents rich or well to do. I'm pretty sure he'll just grift off them until they die. I don't think he's making any.money on the speaker circuit because he's kind of a lovely speaker.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:56
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They probably had to add a “DO NOT EVER” flag just for him in the DOD recruiting database.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:59
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Tai posted:Him running off stage with his support dog for security reasons after the mildest of push back. To present as a speaker to a place he was never smart enough to attend. Irony so thick. Hollismason posted:Aren't Rittenhouse parents rich or well to do. I'm pretty sure he'll just grift off them until they die. I don't think he's making any.money on the speaker circuit because he's kind of a lovely speaker. I thought he just had a single mom that was poor but I'm not well versed in KyleFax tm
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Apr 2, 2024 18:59
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weg posted:This is my ASVAB, this is my score lol
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Apr 2, 2024 19:00
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weg posted:This is my ASVAB, this is my score
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Apr 2, 2024 19:01
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Scags McDouglas posted:To present as a speaker to a place he was never smart enough to attend. Irony so thick. I'm almost positive he has affluent parents not a single mom.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:03
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Hollismason posted:I'm almost positive he has affluent parents not a single mom. Nope. Dirt poor Mom.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:08
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JeffLeonard posted:Nope. Dirt poor Mom. It's definitely this. She looks like poo poo and they are both victims of s o c i e t y
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Apr 2, 2024 19:09
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drat I guess I Mandela effect him having affluent parents.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:11
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Hollismason posted:I'm almost positive he has affluent parents not a single mom. quote:Rittenhouse’s parents, Wendy and Mike, got married there in February, 2000, and their daughter Faith was born six months later. The other two Rittenhouse children were born in 2003: Kyle in January, McKenzie in December. When the children were small, Wendy and Mike worked various jobs, including machine operator, housekeeper, and cashier. Mike, who struggled with alcohol addiction and sometimes experimented with drugs, was unemployed for a couple of years. When Kyle was four, Mike was charged with domestic battery after allegedly punching Wendy in the stomach. (He denies this; the charges were dismissed.) Twice, Wendy and the children briefly lived in a shelter. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/05/kyle-rittenhouse-american-vigilante
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Apr 2, 2024 19:11
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withak posted:I didn't even know it was possible to fail the ASVAB the military is one giant opportunity for failure
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Apr 2, 2024 19:13
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Onkel Hedwig posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) If I had a nickel for every time I got probated for posting Ted Cruz, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:13
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Onkel Hedwig posted:If I had a nickel for every time I got probated for posting Ted Cruz, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Stop posting Cruz boobs
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Apr 2, 2024 19:16
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Onkel Hedwig posted:If I had a nickel for every time I got probated for posting Ted Cruz, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Should've been a permaban, the world needs less Ted Cruz
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Apr 2, 2024 19:17
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Sir John Falstaff posted:https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/05/kyle-rittenhouse-american-vigilante The ultra poor rightwing acolytes are the saddest creatures known to man.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:17
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The Alchemist posted:He failed the rear end-swab test The guys in my ROTC class called it the rear end Fat test because all the military really cared about in the 2000s was if you could fit into a uniform. If belt would clasp and you didn't eat the exam pages you were going to Iraq or Afghanistan lol. Onkel Hedwig posted:If I had a nickel for every time I got probated for posting Ted Cruz, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. They say third time is the charm.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:17
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He can still be on Masked Singer though
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Apr 2, 2024 19:20
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And how many guns did he own?
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Apr 2, 2024 19:25
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Magnetic North posted:Forgive my ignorance, but what is MA stand for in this sentence? I understand it by context next to SNAP it's some sort of government entitlement, but I cannot for the life of me think of what this means specifically. It's either "medical assistance" or "monetary assistance" I believe, usually specifically direct cash injection rather than category-specific (i.e. SNAP = food only) assistance. Squiggle fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Apr 2, 2024 |
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Apr 2, 2024 19:27
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1775227145993806222 Fox News Alert, it seems we are being ushered out of the room because Trump is talking non-sense.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:27
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A recruiting sergeant came through the streets of Rochester Home from the wars in the low country, And he sang as he marched and he played upon his kettledrum, “Who’ll be a soldier for Marlborough and me?” Chorus: “Who’ll be a soldier? Who’ll be a soldier? Who’ll be a soldier for Marlborough and me?” And he sang as he marched and he played upon his kettledrum, “Who’ll be a soldier - No not you Kyle - for Marlborough and me?”
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Apr 2, 2024 19:29
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What the gently caress America why am I getting emails about why its a good idea to let gpttaxes do my taxes for me after I already did my taxes myself and already got and spent my refund check for basic monthly expenses. This poo poo is straight up hosed up. “AI” is not something you should be promoting for someone who could help you finish your taxes on time or help save you money.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:29
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Randabis posted:What the gently caress America why am I getting emails about why its a good idea to let gpttaxes do my taxes I would be REAL concerned about letting an AI do my taxes for me.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:31
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Onkel Hedwig posted:If I had a nickel for every time I got probated for posting Ted Cruz, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. You Cruz, you lose.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:32
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Randabis posted:What the gently caress America why am I getting emails about why its a good idea to let gpttaxes do my taxes for me after I already did my taxes myself and already got and spent my refund check for basic monthly expenses. Explaining to the IRS how you didn't commit tax fraud, you let an AI do your taxes. It seems like a fun time.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:32
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I take my taxes to the TrumpTax place down at the decaying strip mall and let the fine CPAs there handle my most important financial documents
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Apr 2, 2024 19:33
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https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1775218012913553863 Trump lawyer disbarred 
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Apr 2, 2024 19:38
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RandExt posted:https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1775218012913553863 The Amazing Rando WINS! Babality!
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Apr 2, 2024 19:40
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Lowtax:groverhaus=zimmerman:rittenhouse wtf
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Apr 2, 2024 19:40
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RandExt posted:https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1775218012913553863 He came, from the east....
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Apr 2, 2024 19:41
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Hollismason posted:Explaining to the IRS how you didn't commit tax fraud, you let an AI do your taxes. It seems like a fun time. Who better to negotiate with the ai auditors than an ai lawyer?
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Apr 2, 2024 19:41
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RandExt posted:https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1775218012913553863 One more fall on the Trump sword. More like a Trump shishkabob at this point.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:42
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Magnetic North posted:Forgive my ignorance, but what is MA stand for in this sentence? I understand it by context next to SNAP it's some sort of government entitlement, but I cannot for the life of me think of what this means specifically. medical assitence/medicaid. I do contract work dealing with both snap and medicaid. the job sucks but it pays more then much in this area and its mostly work from home.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:42
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RandExt posted:https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1775218012913553863 Trump's never heard of him
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Hollismason posted:Explaining to the IRS how you didn't commit tax fraud, you let an AI do your taxes. It seems like a fun time. ABC news live literally did this as a thing on the noon news wtf.
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Apr 2, 2024 19:44
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