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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Arizona Republicans want to legalise murdering migrants on your property.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/arizona-republicans-migrants-trespass-bill-b2522235.html

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nerox
May 20, 2001

I had to look this one up on wikipedia to figure out which lawyer this was. He has an entry about how he tried to edit his wikipedia entry about his January 6 involvement in a more favorable light the very next day. :lol:

quote:


Wikipedia editing
On January 7, 2021, Eastman edited this Wikipedia article to portray his post-election activities in a more favorable light, in violation of Wikipedia's conflict-of-interest guidelines. His edits were reverted, and on January 9 he appealed on the article's talk page, where some changes were approved but others were denied.[159]

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Harveygod posted:

The Amazing Rando WINS!

Babality!

I have never won never spread that kind of fake news

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1775227145993806222

Fox News Alert, it seems we are being ushered out of the room because Trump is talking non-sense.

Legit :lol:. You just hear him rambling about 40 degrees below zero and something about electric cars and a bunch of people just walk out of the room.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


Rittenhouse might be too fat and stupid to join the Marines, but

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Randabis posted:

Lowtax:groverhaus=zimmerman:rittenhouse wtf

I'm not saying your equation is wrong, but please show your work lol

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Grey Cat posted:


This is my ASVAB, this is my score
The Marine recruiter won't pick up no more

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This deserves an empty quote for every page

Randabis fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Apr 2, 2024

RandExt
Jun 1, 2023

nerox posted:

I had to look this one up on wikipedia to figure out which lawyer this was. He has an entry about how he tried to edit his wikipedia entry about his January 6 involvement in a more favorable light the very next day. :lol:

That's the first time I've seen a Wikipedia article refer to itself and it's a fuckin direct callout of the article subject :lol::lol::lol:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://x.com/DomainDead/status/1775207642631475556?s=20 Jesus what a sad ghoul

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007

oh sure, bring this to my attention after the steam sale :/

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Nelson Mandingo posted:

On one hand I'm laughing, and glad to know he's legitimately a dumb poo poo.

On the other hand I wonder if he legitimately has development issues and that's not funny at all.

At first I imagined he was kind of dumb but mostly lazy - dropped out of online HS and can't get in college. Said he was going to Texas A&M and then they said no, he wasn't accepted, so then he said he's going to a CC and THEN Texas A&M, but the CC said no, he isn't enrolled.

Now this ASVAB thing. Makes me wonder. He always wanted to be a cop or fire fighter...like a six year old

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Scags McDouglas posted:

The ultra poor rightwing acolytes are the saddest creatures known to man.

honestly yea because they honestly, and maybe truthfully, believe that violence is their only way out of their sorry condition. but then they put that violence towards the people who want to give them education, food, etc.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

He always wanted to be a cop or fire fighter...like a six year old

he also wanted to be a lawyer lol

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

pixaal posted:

I bet he handed in a sheet with no answers and a gun drawn on the side or something equally stupid.

One simple trick to let the armed services know you will treat your enlistment like a Chuck Norris movie.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



weg posted:

I'm not saying your equation is wrong, but please show your work lol

The work is in between the pages

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Winkle-Daddy posted:

oh sure, bring this to my attention after the steam sale :/

https://twitter.com/TheGreeneBJ/sta...genumber%3D3575
https://twitter.com/TheGreeneBJ/status/1774924296353091982

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Chaya is going to die mad that she was so odious that her own cult rejected her right at the precipice of old-maiddom

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



jokes posted:

honestly yea because they honestly, and maybe truthfully, believe that violence is their only way out of their sorry condition. but then they put that violence towards the people who want to give them education, food, etc.

he also wanted to be a lawyer lol
If you’re trying to help them, you’re saying you’re better than them.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Sir John Falstaff posted:

quote:

Wendy had become a certified nursing assistant, but she continued to struggle financially. The family was repeatedly evicted.

:byodood: BUY LESS GUNS FOR YOUR TEENAGER!!!

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Snow my work lol it speaks for itself are you serious

Chaya is just a normalized version of that FF7 house that this website made popular. Kill all the moogles and you will be set free.

Randabis fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Apr 2, 2024

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

MrQwerty posted:

Chaya is going to die mad that she was so odious that her own cult rejected her right at the precipice of old-maiddom

whats funny, is she is clearly some shithead shitposter who made lovely cringe compilations about LGBTQ because she was a Kiwifarms empty sociopath. but the chuds love her poo poo and she thinks she is some great speaker even though its clear to anyone, she is just a troll putting on airs. the biggest issue with the culture war right is it takes all its ques from uber online assholes or weird uber religious types and no one else. anti LGBTQ poo poo shouldnt be your cornerstone platform because the moderates are mostly indifferent about it, the most that riles them up is the sports stuff but even that not much. its basicaly cruel bullying and normies are rightfully weirded out about it. most conservative normies just want a tax break and maybe less regulations in their specific field of work, not "lol i wanna get this trans kid to hurt themselves".

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Apr 2, 2024

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/TheSGTJoker/status/1775235928589521296

:lol:

raifield
Feb 21, 2005
Brave of him to say that considering he's ten years younger than I am yet looks twenty years older.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Enjoy prison bitch

Also :lol: if he can’t vote for his god

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

what the gently caress kind of person says "based" in actual real life conversation lmao

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1775236283306000554


People from South America, Congo, Somalia, Syria, China! Military age!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Yep that dude cheated.

"I grifted a ton of money, now I'm going to Musk and divorce my starter wife"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

ElectricSheep posted:

what the gently caress kind of person says "based" in actual real life conversation lmao

terminal online idiots like a posted. the GOP fell into the trap of thinking the online echo chambers is the secret silent majority.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

ol TinyFace has some big opinions of aesthetics appreciated by the opposite sex

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1775238427300057560

Great job comparing yourself to a dangerous criminal.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


This bill is monstrous. It's literally just "You can shoot anybody on your property or someone you suspect might try to trespass on your property." Like, you could just mag dump someone coming up to your door to ask if you've seen their lost dog.

"Well officer, he was brown and on my property and I didn't know him soooo....."

Officer: "Whelp! That's legal. You're within your rights. Have a nice day sir."

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Enjoy prison bitch

Also :lol: if he can’t vote for his god

show me the wall.
it's probably 4 guns that are barely different from each other and a bunch of mall ninja swords and throwing stars

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1775236283306000554


People from South America, Congo, Somalia, Syria, China! Military age!

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1775237818769436843?s=20 boy oh boy.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The stock market’s taking a dump today as investors pull their money out of the DJIA and the S&P and put it into DJT (currently up 6.85%) :trumpsmug:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Randabis posted:

Lowtax:groverhaus=zimmerman:rittenhouse wtf

We didn't start the fire.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




New York Times tomorrow morning: Democrats Respond to Trumps "Infamatory" Remarks.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Enjoy prison bitch

Also :lol: if he can’t vote for his god

Brian Crandel sounds like the name of a Seinfeld character that would hate George.

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

Hollismason posted:

drat I guess I Mandela effect him having affluent parents.

Maybe you are thinking of maga hat smug smirk at the Native American guy?

bemusedchunk
May 10, 2021

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Brian Crandel sounds like the name of a Seinfeld character that would hate George.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgy2CShrzOU

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




It’s really kind of surprising that someone who’s as much of a loudmouth bigot as Chaya wouldn’t have a (disparaging and incorrect) definition of “woke” chambered up and ready to go.

Like I know these are some of the dumbest and most hateful fucks on the planet, but especially after that Brittany Mandel lady got humiliated you’d think she’d be at least slightly prepared.

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nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1775236283306000554


People from South America, Congo, Somalia, Syria, China! Military age!

he mentioned Yemen second after Congo, represent!

we'll beat you next time, Congo!!

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