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OSPREAY VS SHIBATA 18 26.09%
BUCKS VS PP 2 2.90%
WOMENS FOUR WAY 5 7.25%
BEST FRIENDS VS KINGDOM 2 2.90%
SWERVE VS TAKESHITA 42 60.87%
Total: 69 votes
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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Tweak posted:

It said something like, "why the bucks fire me?"

https://x.com/DrainBamager/status/1775230684992549001?s=20

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005


lol Kenny has never written or spoken anything in that voice

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
The deleted tweet said "My tummy hurts lol"

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








I imagine there were a few

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Kenny wouldn’t have hired them in the first place.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Kenny's password was Sephiroth123

Oh Kenny.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
The deleted tweet said “sephiroth isn’t very cool after all, I’m a jecht man now”

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Why Bucks fire me? No more mud show for me! Lol" and then it was gone

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

He actually said that 😔

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

He actually said that 😔

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

*resident evil 2 trucker guy voice* those bucks are maniacs! why'd they fire me?!

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Oh, hah! I just thought it was a weirdo Kenny tweet with bad timing. It was just “Why bucks fire me? No more mud show for me! Lol”. I assumed one of the idiot podcasters had some dumb take he was subtweeting.

The previous tweet was “my tummy hurts”.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quantum of Phallus posted:

He actually said that 😔

Where does he think he's going????

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

im guessing the mud show comment means it's one of cornette's shithead fans right

doesn't cornette call kenny all sorts of insult names instead of using his actual name

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Kenny should have gotten the surgery in December. Drs failed him saying he could recover some other way. We won't see him till 25.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

lol

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

what else is he lying about. makes u think

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

wtf

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

Kenny wouldn't lie to me about his name it's really Omega

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



HIS NAME IS SHITHEAD

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

God is there ANY good news this week???

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
yeah he's kinda shy about his middle name Bygod so he doesn't use it much

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Ganso Bomb posted:

God is there ANY good news this week???

My ailing guinea pig is gaining weight? :)

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Remember when Don Callis found someone to violate HIPAA and was showing Takeshita medical scans of Kenny with his shoot name. Fuckin killing the business.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

i still crack up every time i think about that callis vignette of him riding the horse on the beach "whoooaaa, tyson!"

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Joey McChrist posted:

*resident evil 2 trucker guy voice* those bucks are maniacs! why'd they fire me?!

I appreciate this pull

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Yeah it’s Kenneth Omegeth everyone knows that

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah it’s By God Kenneth Omegeth everyone knows that

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Joey McChrist posted:

*resident evil 2 trucker guy voice* those bucks are maniacs! why'd they fire me?!

lol

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



His real name is Kennyagar Omegagon, of course.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Orange Carlisle posted:

im guessing the mud show comment means it's one of cornette's shithead fans right

doesn't cornette call kenny all sorts of insult names instead of using his actual name

He does that for drat near everyone he doesn't like.

He calls Kenny 'Olivier' and 'Twinkletoes'.

Because Kenny is gay.

And he's making fun of him.

:sigh:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://x.com/KXNGAO/status/1774938741791953142?s=20

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
matthew and nicholas jackson isnt their names either. its matt buck and nick buck

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

shiksa posted:

matthew and nicholas jackson isnt their names either. its max buck and jeremy buck

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Its Matt and nick but they traded names

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007


That's a sizeable :yeeclaw:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Kenny Omega isn’t his actual name either

It's still crazy that he and Bryan Danielson share the same real name.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Shard posted:

Its Matt and nick but they traded names

Nichew and Mattolas

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Gavok posted:

It's still crazy that he and Bryan Danielson share the same real name.

Bryson?

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