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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

wtf

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

I... Hmm. Yeah.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ban this sick filth!

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
Where are the toppings? Are they under the cheese? I don't understand.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
That's an abomination.

seven slices

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I think I posted the wrong link. (I have literally no recollection of posting that.)

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Apr 1, 2024

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011


Have you used a freshly picked bay leaf or just the dried? One adds a subtle menthol like flavour to a dish, the other is as ash.

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse

Master Twig posted:

Where are the toppings? Are they under the cheese? I don't understand.

The joke is that there’s no pineapple, blue cheese or tuna on that pizza.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Mayo, chocolate chip cookies, and ritz crackers on mine please

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Loss memes have moved beyond my understanding. Is this that Zoomer culture thing I've been hearing about?

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

That's a fine lookin' pizza

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

"Pizza biscuit"? Those are clearly pizza bagels/Bagel Bites.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"Pizza Roll"? That's a funny name. I'd've called 'em "calzonelets"

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

On today, the day after the day of lies, commemorate the food-based lies.

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1773046757737337004


https://twitter.com/SUBWAY/status/1774784396832243772
https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1774741216132739474




https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5NlL5pC9ea/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's a good one, I'd put a bottle of it on the shelf.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Maybe this is more obvious if you play minecraft, but it seems entirely plausible to me (aside from the happy april 1st at the end).

This one also seems like it could be a real thing. It's certainly not enough of an exaggeration to be a good joke. Similar products already exist.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

I bought this. It wasn't good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They already make Cheezits for dogs; they’re called Cheezits

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/QME0KK7.mp4

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Yes I'll have the uuuuh wet broccoli, please.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They already make Cheezits for dogs; they’re called Cheezits

Actually, it's not recommended for dogs to eat those.







(because I want them all)

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
That looks pretty good for something out of the "dumb presentation" category.
I am assuming that is some kind of butter sauce.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i'm the single chili they place on top after the oil has already been poured

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

kumba posted:

i'm the single chili they place on top after the oil has already been poured
To be fair, it was probably already in the oil until right before they started filming.

Anyway, would, assuming the broccoli was already mostly cooked first. Looks like it was probably blanched in advance.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Looks like hot oil with fried garlic in it. I would devour that, but I do love broccoli in pretty much every form

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

garlic oil is pretty top tier

it's also a great way to make lower-fat garlic bread

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Runa posted:

garlic oil is pretty top tier

it's also a great way to make lower-fat garlic bread
Presumably lower saturated fat garlic bread since at least I'm probably not using any less if I was using garlic oil instead of garlic butter.

Lower fat garlic bread is when you take a garlic and roast it and smush it on a bread.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

zedprime posted:

Presumably lower saturated fat garlic bread since at least I'm probably not using any less if I was using garlic oil instead of garlic butter.

Lower fat garlic bread is when you take a garlic and roast it and smush it on a bread.

fair yeah

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

VictualSquid posted:

That looks pretty good for something out of the "dumb presentation" category.
I am assuming that is some kind of butter sauce.

Milk Street posted something the other day about this method and called it “sichuan sizzle” but I have no clue if it’s actually a widely used technique. It’s just oil and aromatics. It seems like it would work a lot better with the broccoli cut and trimmed, but I’m not a fancy food stylist or restaurateur so what do I know?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Captain Hygiene posted:

That's a good one, I'd put a bottle of it on the shelf.

The only Scotch packed with your favorite PFAS and PFOS! Taste is forever!

zedprime posted:

Presumably lower saturated fat garlic bread since at least I'm probably not using any less if I was using garlic oil instead of garlic butter.

Lower fat garlic bread is when you take a garlic and roast it and smush it on a bread.

Used to go to a restaurant that served you bread, and a massive clove of roasted elephant garlic for a starter, smushing a garlic on the bread is the best garlic bread.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Pouring hot oil over whole steamed fish with shredded ginger, spring onions, garlic etc. is something I've seen a lot in east and south east Asian food. I figured they were doing something similar with the broccoli

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


EoinCannon posted:

Pouring hot oil over whole steamed fish with shredded ginger, spring onions, garlic etc. is something I've seen a lot in east and south east Asian food. I figured they were doing something similar with the broccoli

Yeah that's a classic Cantonese thing. Doing it to a broccoli sounds good.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Elviscat posted:

Used to go to a restaurant that served you bread, and a massive clove of roasted elephant garlic for a starter, smushing a garlic on the bread is the best garlic bread.

This is so good and I go way overboard when I eat this. Too bad elephant garlic is so expensive and hard to find.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
gently caress me up with garlic butter, or oil, I'm not picky.

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

The only unusual thing about the hot oil on broccoli thing is mostly that it's being stood up like a tree, which is pretty low on the tier of "flashy restaurant gimmicks" even if I think it's stupid.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I think I last had garlic bread in 1998.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

gently caress me up with garlic butter, or oil, I'm not picky.

So you want boiling garlic oil poured directly into your mouth?
At least you know how you want to leave this mortal plane, I guess.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The only garlic bread that deserves mentioning is fried bread with raw garlic rubbed on it

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