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# ? Apr 1, 2024 05:32 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 15:43 |
wtf
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 07:33 |
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I... Hmm. Yeah.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 09:42 |
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Ban this sick filth!
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 09:47 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 13:35 |
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Where are the toppings? Are they under the cheese? I don't understand.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 13:52 |
That's an abomination. seven slices
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 15:28 |
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I think I posted the wrong link. (I have literally no recollection of posting that.)
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 15:32 |
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Have you used a freshly picked bay leaf or just the dried? One adds a subtle menthol like flavour to a dish, the other is as ash.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 17:48 |
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Master Twig posted:Where are the toppings? Are they under the cheese? I don't understand. The joke is that there’s no pineapple, blue cheese or tuna on that pizza.
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 18:21 |
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Mayo, chocolate chip cookies, and ritz crackers on mine please
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:04 |
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Loss memes have moved beyond my understanding. Is this that Zoomer culture thing I've been hearing about?
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# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:10 |
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That's a fine lookin' pizza
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 05:44 |
"Pizza biscuit"? Those are clearly pizza bagels/Bagel Bites.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 05:58 |
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"Pizza Roll"? That's a funny name. I'd've called 'em "calzonelets"
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 15:57 |
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On today, the day after the day of lies, commemorate the food-based lies. https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1773046757737337004 https://twitter.com/SUBWAY/status/1774784396832243772 https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1774741216132739474 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5NlL5pC9ea/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 16:05 |
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That's a good one, I'd put a bottle of it on the shelf.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 16:10 |
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Maybe this is more obvious if you play minecraft, but it seems entirely plausible to me (aside from the happy april 1st at the end). This one also seems like it could be a real thing. It's certainly not enough of an exaggeration to be a good joke. Similar products already exist.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 16:52 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:https://twitter.com/shrekfan96/status/1774367184266883351?t=2tm1yPffTk_H1jqT3LHQwQ I bought this. It wasn't good.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 19:19 |
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They already make Cheezits for dogs; they’re called Cheezits
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 19:48 |
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https://i.imgur.com/QME0KK7.mp4
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 19:59 |
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Yes I'll have the uuuuh wet broccoli, please.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 20:02 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:They already make Cheezits for dogs; they’re called Cheezits Actually, it's not recommended for dogs to eat those. (because I want them all)
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 20:04 |
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That looks pretty good for something out of the "dumb presentation" category. I am assuming that is some kind of butter sauce.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 20:06 |
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i'm the single chili they place on top after the oil has already been poured
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 20:20 |
kumba posted:i'm the single chili they place on top after the oil has already been poured Anyway, would, assuming the broccoli was already mostly cooked first. Looks like it was probably blanched in advance.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 20:47 |
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Looks like hot oil with fried garlic in it. I would devour that, but I do love broccoli in pretty much every form
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 21:02 |
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garlic oil is pretty top tier it's also a great way to make lower-fat garlic bread
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 21:17 |
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Runa posted:garlic oil is pretty top tier Lower fat garlic bread is when you take a garlic and roast it and smush it on a bread.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 21:19 |
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zedprime posted:Presumably lower saturated fat garlic bread since at least I'm probably not using any less if I was using garlic oil instead of garlic butter. fair yeah
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 21:21 |
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VictualSquid posted:That looks pretty good for something out of the "dumb presentation" category. Milk Street posted something the other day about this method and called it “sichuan sizzle” but I have no clue if it’s actually a widely used technique. It’s just oil and aromatics. It seems like it would work a lot better with the broccoli cut and trimmed, but I’m not a fancy food stylist or restaurateur so what do I know?
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:26 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's a good one, I'd put a bottle of it on the shelf. The only Scotch packed with your favorite PFAS and PFOS! Taste is forever! zedprime posted:Presumably lower saturated fat garlic bread since at least I'm probably not using any less if I was using garlic oil instead of garlic butter. Used to go to a restaurant that served you bread, and a massive clove of roasted elephant garlic for a starter, smushing a garlic on the bread is the best garlic bread.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:33 |
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Pouring hot oil over whole steamed fish with shredded ginger, spring onions, garlic etc. is something I've seen a lot in east and south east Asian food. I figured they were doing something similar with the broccoli
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:34 |
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EoinCannon posted:Pouring hot oil over whole steamed fish with shredded ginger, spring onions, garlic etc. is something I've seen a lot in east and south east Asian food. I figured they were doing something similar with the broccoli Yeah that's a classic Cantonese thing. Doing it to a broccoli sounds good.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:37 |
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Elviscat posted:Used to go to a restaurant that served you bread, and a massive clove of roasted elephant garlic for a starter, smushing a garlic on the bread is the best garlic bread. This is so good and I go way overboard when I eat this. Too bad elephant garlic is so expensive and hard to find.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:39 |
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gently caress me up with garlic butter, or oil, I'm not picky.
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# ? Apr 2, 2024 22:53 |
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The only unusual thing about the hot oil on broccoli thing is mostly that it's being stood up like a tree, which is pretty low on the tier of "flashy restaurant gimmicks" even if I think it's stupid.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:08 |
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I think I last had garlic bread in 1998.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:11 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:gently caress me up with garlic butter, or oil, I'm not picky. So you want boiling garlic oil poured directly into your mouth? At least you know how you want to leave this mortal plane, I guess.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:20 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 15:43 |
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The only garlic bread that deserves mentioning is fried bread with raw garlic rubbed on it
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:02 |