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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


going... woke?

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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


44 billion dollar company announces 2 new employees

yiiipee!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




announcing the new X safety inspectors Chaya Raichik and Nick Fuentes

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
dick pills alone cannot fund the future that is X

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Slotducks posted:

44 billion dollar company announces 2 new employees

yiiipee!

More and more companies are cutting workers and you're.......complaining?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

dick pills alone cannot fund the future that is X

Yes it can

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Elon Musk Ftw.

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

dick pills alone cannot fund the future that is X

not ever since you switched to woke himms and forsake the lord’s blue chews

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

it's called strain hardening. it's better than ever

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Musk: "if i hire two people to tell me to stop saying bigoted poo poo will you stop complaning about how I'm always publicly saying a bunch of bigoted poo poo?."

advertisers: "so are you going to stop saying bigoted poo poo"

Musk: "lol, no. Anyway have a look at some nazi memes i just found. Just gonna be posting these for the next few hours, for all my nazi freinds on twitter to enjoy."

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

dick pills alone cannot fund the future that is X

not with that attitude they can't

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

dr_rat posted:

Musk: "if i hire two people to tell me to stop saying bigoted poo poo will you stop complaning about how I'm always publicly saying a bunch of bigoted poo poo?."

advertisers: "so are you going to stop saying bigoted poo poo"

Musk: "lol, no. Anyway have a look at some nazi memes i just found. Just gonna be posting these for the next few hours, for all my nazi freinds on twitter to enjoy."

Elon Musk posts on X, the everything app, not on Twitter.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

a.lo posted:

More and more companies are cutting workers and you're.......complaining?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

lol they hired 2 mods

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Admiral Ray posted:

Elon Musk posts on X, the everything app, not on Twitter.

He still regularly calls it twitter lol. Even the idoit the came up with the dumb name can't remember to use it often.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
these two employees will now be known as the X-Men

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

going... woke?

Go broke, go woke.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The REAL Goobusters posted:

lol they hired 2 mods

no, they are 'appointing two new employees' to do it. It's two parking hall janitors who are expected to do modding during quiet hours or on their free time.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

dick pills alone cannot fund the future that is X

they're going to have to. there's no other option

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
What, suing companies for not advertising on his platform isn’t working? Impossible.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
mememaster

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

DeeplyConcerned posted:

these two employees will now be known as the X-Men

glad to see elon supporting men who have 2 x chromosomes

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Wow Ice T, who famously said that killing cops was based, is woke now

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
2 guys vs. billions of pussies in bio... place your wagers accordingly

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

thathonkey posted:

2 guys vs. billions of pussies in bio... place your wagers accordingly

rename this thread to "bio" please

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

“Norm” in this is voiced by John Ratzenberger, aka “Cliff” from Cheers

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/stephen_richer/status/1775264594455679387?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


a 2 - 5 % increase

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


In N out was literally already paying the workers this much. They are the best paid and best treated fast food chain workers in the state.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

If you average it out over several elections this would actually be completely true

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024
if I keep making that joke over several pages it will average out to actually be funny

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Norm is a trophy store employee. I can’t wait to see all the one joke they get out of that premise.

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024
first AI in a sitcom isn’t even true did these motherfuckers forget Rosie Robot?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

Norm is a trophy store employee. I can’t wait to see all the one joke they get out of that premise.



norm: "so let me get this straight, or is saying that not woke nowadays? anyway, ur saying u want a trophy for ur student team, yet they havent won anything?"

"yes, it's a partricipitation trophy"

*plotz*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Why is norm 69 years old

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

holy crap old fat lois

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Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr




the cost of a milkshake went up by 5 entire cents and you're laughing???????

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