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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

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very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

The Man Who Glomped The World

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

I gotta finish MGSV one of these days

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Smirking_Serpent posted:

The Man Who Glomped The World

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

I think I glanced at the Space Tits thread back in the day and was like "wow, uh, people are really into this, huh"

And then I decided to not read GBS effort threads

the whole "5 genders and 3 sexes" thing being treated as actual world building when it was patently some trans fetish poo poo and no one in the GBS thread even realized it.

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
Boss, the squid's a kid? I'm aborting the thread.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities


Violen posted:

Boss, the squid's a kid? I'm aborting the thread.


Smirking_Serpent posted:

The Man Who Glomped The World

lmao

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Boss! Scroll down! The bird-dick poster...

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

audibly groaning when I open the OP and see
Special appearance: the S.A.M.U.S. Speedrun Unit in the opening credits

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Pablo Nergigante posted:

KAZ MILLER: You yucked their yum? That wasn’t one of our targets, but it should put a dent in their horniness capabilities

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
As an aside but if you have MGSV on PC and install Unlimited Heaven, you can go with no guns and do full OSP. It's a blast to try to complete the game while only returning to base when the game makes you

It's possible to beat the SKULLs using pure CQC if you're determined enough

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Danaru posted:

As an aside but if you have MGSV on PC and install Unlimited Heaven, you can go with no guns and do full OSP. It's a blast to try to complete the game while only returning to base when the game makes you

It's possible to beat the SKULLs using pure CQC if you're determined enough

i wish there had been more skull fights and a proper ending sequence, the mgsvc would be perfect

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

exqueeze me?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Danaru posted:

As an aside but if you have MGSV on PC and install Unlimited Heaven, you can go with no guns and do full OSP. It's a blast to try to complete the game while only returning to base when the game makes you

It's possible to beat the SKULLs using pure CQC if you're determined enough

Haven't beaten the skulls with cqc (skill issue) but totally agree, doing an OSP run makes certain missions feel different and you end up doing some fuckin badass sneaking, it's sick lol

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

it sometimes bums me out that MGSV coulda been one of the best games of all time if they got more time & money on the back-half, and instead is only great.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

lol it still kicks hella rear end the psychopath liar wa s allowed to come back to legitimately gently caress with people in deranged ways for their entertainment wtih his blessing. one of the most epic moderation decisions ever made on this website for usre.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Ibram Gaunt posted:

lol remembering the applewhite saga all over again.
Wait, what happened with Applewhite beyond them making horny CYOA threads?

Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
god willing one day jeff will realise the ppl who will willingly and unflinchingly do the humiliating rear end kissing routine he so desires to get back on this website are the ones who are hosed up lunatics

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

AmiYumi posted:

Wait, what happened with Applewhite beyond them making horny CYOA threads?

one day someone clicked on one of his threads and he was doing a CYOA about dragons with giant dicks and tits vomiting on each others tits

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
he wasnt permabanned he just stopped posting lol

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

it was a profoundly disturbing thread

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i remember one of his friends coming in to defend him and they said he posted in the discord first asking if this was too horny but no one spoke up lol

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he wasnt permabanned he just stopped posting lol

Mods can still right that wrong but they won't because GBS

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

cumpantry posted:

it was a profoundly disturbing thread

Applewhite posted:

The Humon Applewhite Guide to Dragon Lives



Dragons have three primary sexes and four major genders.

In addition to traditional female and male sexes, there is also a third biological sex, the femme-male.

Female dragons have an estrous cycle and go into heat for 1-3 days of every month. When not in heat, Female dragons cannot achieve orgasm and, in fact, sex causes extreme physical discomfort. Female dragons lay eggs and nurse their young with milk from their breasts. Their gender is woman.

Male dragons can become horny any time. Their gender is man.

Femme-male dragons have male gonads, but present as female and can voluntarily mimic the appearance of a female in heat. They can achieve orgasm from sex any time. Femme-male dragons will start to lactate if they sit on a fertilized egg long enough. Their gender is femme-male.

During the period when a male dragon cannot find a female in heat willing to mate with him, he is likely to seek out a femme-male for physical satisfaction. The majority of femme-males are bottoms.

Some females undergo a physical metamorphosis whereupon they take on a hypermasculine appearance, and become much larger and more physically aggressive than the other genders. When a female undergoes this transformation, she becomes a guardian. Guardians are considered a distinct gender, but not a distinct sex, as they still have an estrous cycle, mate, lactate, and lay eggs exactly like other females.

In dragon-language, there is a pronoun for each gender. For simplicity in Earth English, women, guardians, and femme-males default to "she/her" and men default to "he/him" unless a preference is otherwise made known.

quote:

Given what I learned today about your history of using the forums to write transphobic porn stories, I am escalating your current probation. You do not seem to have understood this yet so let me make it crystal clear: the forums are not your fetish zone and you should never have posted this in the first place. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Wild how both the Cspam and GBS Trump threads are populated with the worst posters and a ton of weird freaks

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Stux posted:

lol it still kicks hella rear end the psychopath liar wa s allowed to come back to legitimately gently caress with people in deranged ways for their entertainment wtih his blessing. one of the most epic moderation decisions ever made on this website for usre.

and yet larry still remains unfree.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

Wild how both the Cspam and GBS Trump threads are populated with the worst posters and a ton of weird freaks

yea its just those two places

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Donald Trump was president? How strange

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

hatty posted:

Donald Trump was president? How strange

Is that how it's spelled?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
male dragons can become horny at any time

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's better than to yum someone's yuck.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

pentyne posted:


Weirdly looking back it was barely 6 months of KM and her inmmates trying to run the asylum. There was tons of poo poo later leaked via mod forums that paints it as some of the pettiest of petty poo poo and mostly just screaming at everyone who didn't immediately agree with anything she said.


This is what I remember most about it. KM had a bunch of people who rode around on her coattails and they would just dogpile/label anyone who said anything they didn't like for any reason as a racist/transphobe/bigot/ or w/e. The only one I remember from that crew was CascadeBeta.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


This dude claimed at length that he had no idea any of this would be offensive or treated as anything other than fun fantasy worldbuilding, so I think he lives under a rock, or maybe in Plato's cave but all the shadow plays are niche hentai

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

This dude claimed at length that he had no idea any of this would be offensive or treated as anything other than fun fantasy worldbuilding, so I think he lives under a rock, or maybe in Plato's cave but all the shadow plays are niche hentai

the entire thread thought the same until someone finally called it out as hosed up and ate a probe for it

Archonet posted:

didn't we used to persecute furries instead of indulging them

my, how the mighty have fallen.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

although the probe was apparently for slurs when he reported the post, but that means Seth read the post went "nothing problematic here" and then dinged the guy being an edgelord when reporting gross furry/scalie trans fetish stuff

pentyne has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Apr 3, 2024

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Seth is very very bad at modding.

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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
lmao amazing

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