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Grey Cat posted:That's how you make
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 05:33 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:36 |
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WIBTA for wanting my funeral to happen BEFORE I diequote:for the record i am still VERY young (mid-20s) so this isn't a particularly imperative issue or even really that important at the moment, it's just me being paranoid that i might be... eccentric with this choice, i guess?
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 05:51 |
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Slo-Tek posted:I'm a little curious about the training data for an AI dating chatbot. 10 years of horny texts? Romance novels? There was that guy who got seduced by a Russian spy chatbot. "Dave, it’s great that you get information about [Specified Country 1] first. I hope you will tell me right away? You are my secret agent. With love." “By the way, you were the first to tell me that NATO members are traveling by train and only now (already evening) this was announced on our news. You are my secret informant love! How were your meetings? Successfully?”
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 05:53 |
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Oh, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. My (36M) wife (37F) had her location at another man’s house for 45min after a work gathering at a bar. This happened twice and she omitted going there when discussing the night. Do I confront her that I know? quote:My wife went out for drinks with work friends who I do not know and when she wasn’t home at 2am I searched her location and found she was at a random house and stayed for at least 45min. She came home at 3am which is highly unusual as she wakes up at 430am daily. I did not confront her as she didn’t know I can see her location. The next month there’s another work gathering at a bar so I stay awake all night and see she ends up at the same house again, for about 45min then comes home close to 330am. She said she had trouble getting an Uber back to her car (though she was actually at this house). Turns out the house belongs to a coworker who was leaving the company and the first night out was his goodbye party. She was despondent when he was leaving and coworkers thought they were having an affair (her words, not mine). It has been tearing me up thinking she could be cheating but she hasn’t gone back to his house since. For background we have been together since High School and have a teenager. Is she likely cheating? Do I confront her and let her know I’ve been following her location?
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:01 |
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They’re planning him a surprise party.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:03 |
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Dude's trying hard to channel his inner Pete. My (M24) girlfriend (F23) are going alone on a two week vacation with single male friend. Is breaking up justified? quote:My girlfriend is going on a two-week vacation with a single male friend, and I was not, and still am not, invited.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:08 |
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Troublemaker posted:Oh, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. Schrodinger's cat, except the waveform is balanced on whether the cat is dead from cheating or spying.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:10 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:WIBTA for wanting my funeral to happen BEFORE I die therapy is cheaper than a big funeral
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:13 |
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AITA: Just Married my new wife’s debt?quote:AITA I got married in November 2023. I have a property on my own prior to marriage and a healthy amount of savings. My new wife purchased a condo with her sister in 2020 and told her sister not to worry about anything. My wife put 60k and her sister put 10k down. Later my wife paid over 40k in renovations and again told her sister not to worry about contributing as she was trying to express gratitude (gift) for her sister being there for her in the past with helping her make ends meet when she was in college.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:16 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:WIBTA for wanting my funeral to happen BEFORE I die Uh, this is just the plot of that one Friends episode?
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:19 |
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*Leaning over the edge of my casket* all right people, time out. This is loving pathetic. Debbie! can the waterworks, I'm not dead yet. Dave, what the hell man? A "great friend"? No mention of our love life? What are you, embarrassed? Let's tighten this up before the big day alright?
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:23 |
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Hughlander posted:My (34F) husband (30M) has been secretly donating sperm on Facebook. Is there any way back from this? Honestly really thought after the first few sentences, Jeff was just gonna go impregnate his sister.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:25 |
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Troublemaker posted:
Just lmao if you believe in the pictures they show you on hotel booking sites lol.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:30 |
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Shanghaied posted:Uh, this is just the plot of that one Friends episode? * pats you on the shoulder* nice one, rookie. Out of all the trash on Reddit, the liars, the humblebraggers the one thing I can't loving stand is when these pieces of garbage reuse tropes from popular media in their posts that are supposed to be situations from real life! Go ahead, slap the cuffs on em. You've earned it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 06:30 |
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WIBTA for calling out Stepdad after lying about his account being “hacked”quote:My(32M) Stepdad “John”(65M) was commenting on a bunch of half naked women on Threads. Most of the comments weren’t extremely vulgar but enough to be very inappropriate for a married man to be saying. I sent the link to his Threads to my mom and she agreed, that it was extremely inappropriate and she confronted him. Let he who has not been ""hacked"" cast the first stone
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 07:13 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Congratulations, ApplesandOranges! You found a post that finally hits incredibly uncomfortably close to home for me Most of the situations on r/r are so fantastic (or straightforward situations turned weird by the participants) that I can't identify. But this one also reminded me of the two year period in which two different women would repeatedly drop into my life, vaguely speculate about us going out "but not right now" and then fade right out again. Only consolation was their total confusion when I realized what I was doing to myself and started treating them like the distant but platonic acquaintances they were.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 07:52 |
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I think a lot still makes sense when you realise these people think of themselves as protagonists of reality, and other people not as people but as supporting cast, and they are not talking to a person who has their own life but bringing back an old fan favourite character to salvage the ratings.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 08:01 |
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Mx. posted:WIBTA for calling out Stepdad after lying about his account being “hacked” Not exactly applicable to this post but 99% of cases of people being "hacked" on social media these days are "hacked" in the same sense as my apartment being "hacked" by me leaving my door open and someone strolling right on in and stealing everything while making GBS threads everywhere
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 08:03 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:WIBTA for wanting my funeral to happen BEFORE I die
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 08:15 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:WIBTA for wanting my funeral to happen BEFORE I die I understand this but it was mainly due to suicidal ideation and the desire to really know how people feel about me. I think the best solution is the therapy though, because otherwise this can lead to very crappy places.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:42 |
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AITA for giving the footrests for my wife’s wheelchair back to my daughter?quote:For some context, my wife and I are of retirement age, though I still work full time. My wife is paralyzed from a TBI and has been for over a decade. My daughter (late 30sF) put her life on hold to care for my wife (her mother) full time this man's account name is throwradumbdaughter and he is being excoriated in the comments
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 10:57 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think a lot still makes sense when you realise these people think of themselves as protagonists of reality, and other people not as people but as supporting cast, and they are not talking to a person who has their own life but bringing back an old fan favourite character to salvage the ratings. That would explain the utter shock and amazement some of the characters in these stories show when others don't just hand over houses / dye their hair and dress differently for a wedding / change travel dates / etc.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 11:10 |
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Try to guess the spoiler because AITA for telling my stepdad my wedding isn't about him? quote:So my stepdad approached me a few days ago and told me he didn't like the direction my wedding was going in, that he didn't like not being involved as a parent and the living dad figure in my life, and he wanted me to change things so he would enjoy the wedding more. For context: I am not being given away, we're not doing any big dance besides the first dance between the married couple, and we're not really doing the toasts or anything, we're also not accepting any offers to pay for the wedding or give money toward the wedding. Neither my fiancé or I want that kind of wedding and we've changed a few things honestly to work for what we want our wedding to be.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 12:00 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:WIBTA for wanting my funeral to happen BEFORE I die I don't know... I think I'd rather have people piss on my grave than piss on me while in bed at the hospice.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 12:08 |
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Beato Believer posted:I don't know... I think I'd rather have people piss on my grave than piss on me while in bed at the hospice. I dont know how you're posting this, but Im happy to be the one to tell you you're already dead Mr. Kissinger
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 12:25 |
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I feel like "living funeral" is a persistent spontaneous invention of dudes in their 20s with the robust and dynamic social circle that entails.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 12:43 |
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InediblePenguin posted:i want to change my name for trans reasons but although my county puts a PDF of "fill in the blank" paperwork to fill out, none of the blanks are labeled, i have no idea what information they want, and i can't afford a lawyer to tell me what to write on these dozen blank lines so im stuck :/ I'm a lawyer, if you want to message me I can take a look at the form and see if we can make sense of it.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 12:48 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:*Leaning over the edge of my casket* all right people, time out. This is loving pathetic. Debbie! can the waterworks, I'm not dead yet. Dave, what the hell man? A "great friend"? No mention of our love life? What are you, embarrassed? I remember this *exact* joke playing out in a "League of Gentlemen" sketch. I think it was in the 2nd series
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:04 |
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Nobody Interesting posted:Honestly really thought after the first few sentences, Jeff was just gonna go impregnate his sister. I thought Jeff was jerkin' it to random FB pages.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:14 |
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Shanghaied posted:Uh, this is just the plot of that one Friends episode? Golden Girls too lol
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:16 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:No, it's anyone and everyone else's fault if my kid encounters an allergen! Certainly not mine or my child's for not paying the gently caress attention to what they were ham-fisting into their gob. What do you mean, I should parent my kid?! Eh, kids are sneaky as hell and expecting a nine year old to never swipe a treat from a room where they're constantly left unattended is unrealistic. He'd probably done it before with non-allergen stuff and concluded it was fine and safe. Where Mom hosed up here was not letting the other residents know about the severe allergy beforehand and asking them not to leave stuff, it sucks but sometimes you have to be a Karen when there's a life at stake.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:38 |
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purplestuffedworm posted:Eh, kids are sneaky as hell and expecting a nine year old to never swipe a treat from a room where they're constantly left unattended is unrealistic. He'd probably done it before with non-allergen stuff and concluded it was fine and safe. Where Mom hosed up here was not letting the other residents know about the severe allergy beforehand and asking them not to leave stuff, it sucks but sometimes you have to be a Karen when there's a life at stake. If you can't teach your kid not to eat food before checking if it has any particular allergens in it, and they're deathly allergic to some relatively common ingredient, they're gonna die as soon as they move out of your house and go off to college on their own. You can't avoid that lesson forever.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:49 |
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FMguru posted:Big John will live forever in our hearts. And our rap sheets.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 13:56 |
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Shanghaied posted:Uh, this is just the plot of that one Friends episode? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2zql_a6t2o E: beaten
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 14:28 |
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smilingfish posted:I'm a lawyer, if you want to message me I can take a look at the form and see if we can make sense of it. hey this was super kind and generous of you and i am THRILLED to report that when i went to go re-download a fresh copy of my pdf.... the state has updated the website this year and now there's instructions!!!!! i apologize to everyone for complaining without checking a second time beforehand. thank you to all for your time
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 14:29 |
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Jabor posted:If you can't teach your kid not to eat food before checking if it has any particular allergens in it, and they're deathly allergic to some relatively common ingredient, they're gonna die as soon as they move out of your house and go off to college on their own. You can't avoid that lesson forever. I mean, they're usually older than nine at that point though? Fake edit: Rereading I have no idea why I thought the kid was specifically nine, but this is basically an attractive nuisance situation the mom should have brought up with the neighbors. You can tell a kid not to swim unattended but we still require fences and locks for pools.
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# ? Apr 3, 2024 14:35 |
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Shanghaied posted:AITA: Just Married my new wife’s debt? Holy gently caress annulment asap.
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DigitalRaven posted:And our rap sheets. if you want a probe just break the rules like a REAL poster
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:if you want a probe just break the rules like a REAL poster I recommend threatening a politician or posting this picture a whole bunch
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Captain Hygiene posted:Nothin' in the rule book that says you can't commemorate Big John on a Tuesday M. Bison is gonna be pissed DemoneeHo posted:I told my girlfriend I used an AI dating bot to chat with her. She blocked me. Next steps? This is like the opposite of that one guy who created a scheduling bot with a woman's name & guys kept flirting with it https://www.askamanager.org/2024/01/men-are-hitting-on-my-scheduling-bot-because-it-has-a-womans-name.html
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