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The General posted:Even if you're a decent player, don't put the board infront of a window. Guys in the warehouse hung the board in front of a pallet containing big-rear end canisters of methanol. Next thing they were trying to tape up the multiple holes in the canisters. You know, the canisters full of rather powerful solvent.
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As a pool player, I recently looked at a place and thought "this loft area would be perfect for a pool table if it was possible to get one up here." Then I looked down at the tile flooring on the floor below and went "lol nevermind"
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We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem
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Samovar posted:We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem 
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The General posted:Even if you're a decent player, don't put the board infront of a window. I'm an indecent player, but I never do anything in front of a window
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Takes No Damage posted:This kills the man: I like how your options are either completely ridiculous (ki blast his balls) or completely brutal (rip his balls clean off)
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muscles like this! posted:I like how your options are either completely ridiculous (ki blast his balls) or completely brutal (rip his balls clean off) There's a third secret technique where you mildly ki blast his balls and he develops testicular cancer in 3-5 years.
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Or the fourth technique where you go even gentler and they are too aroused to fight. Now you have a lover instead of an enemy.
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editing redtext from "furiously yanking my opponent's balls" to "calmly yanking my opponent's balls"
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Monkey, dont neglect the peach.
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Takes No Damage posted:This kills the man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHM7zIX5Lzo&t=5938s
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The 70s were a rough time. You couldn't go outside without ninjas sending your balls on a wild trip through time and space from five different angles.
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china bot posted:he sighs as I unsheathe his sword lmao
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muscles like this! posted:I like how your options are either completely ridiculous (ki blast his balls) or completely brutal (rip his balls clean off) The Shinobi (and anime) way
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davidspackage posted:The 70s were a rough time. You couldn't go outside without ninjas sending your balls on a wild trip through time and space from five different angles. In the 80s it was a gang of street toughs known as the Los Locos and they had a loving robot
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freeedr posted:Or the fourth technique where you go even gentler and they are too aroused to fight. Now you have a lover instead of an enemy. Sunzi posted:To fight and conquer in all your battles is not the acme of skill; rather, it is to overcome your enemy without fighting.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:In the 80s it was a gang of street toughs known as the Los Locos and they had a loving robot 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2X-nhEZa_k A Legal Eagle video about the various crimes of Diddy. Mostly posting because of the reveal that Diddy insisted on documenting all his crimes on video. That seems like an own goal.
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muscles like this! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2X-nhEZa_k So he was taking notes on a criminal loving conspiracy https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1775328200606003572  
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That dart game reminded me of one psycho I used to work with who would full-on whip kitchen knives at cardboard boxes in the backroom. We're all telling this dude to loving stop, someone is going to get hurt Nobody got hurt, but it turns out sometimes a box will contain very large jugs of peanut oil, and nobody is going to help Gambit clean that poo poo up now
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Brawnfire posted:That dart game reminded me of one psycho I used to work with who would full-on whip kitchen knives at cardboard boxes in the backroom. We're all telling this dude to loving stop, someone is going to get hurt group of 4 IT workers fresh from college with a bunch of harddrives to decommission. Someone throws a magnet (the magnets in mechanical harddrives are pretty strong) and it goes flying across the room into a cabinet. We then played "darts" with them by chucking them at storage cabinets it was fun until one shattered and hit the window cracking it.
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Atticus_1354 posted:There's a third secret technique where you mildly ki blast his balls and he develops testicular cancer in 3-5 years. I owned this book when I was 13 and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm actually mildly miffed I don't still currently own it. Anyway, there was a section on no-touch assassinations that I was super hyped for, but they all boiled down to irritating your target so high blood pressure did the work for you a decade down the road.
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See a heart crushed in real time https://i.imgur.com/XNWgM7b.mp4
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Brawnfire posted:That dart game reminded me of one psycho I used to work with who would full-on whip kitchen knives at cardboard boxes in the backroom. We're all telling this dude to loving stop, someone is going to get hurt I worked in a kitchen where we did a Secret Santa thing and someone got me a cheap wooden blowdart gun. The darts were thin dowels with a cotton ball at one end and some really lovely pot metal tip. There's no way this thing works at all, we thought, until I tested it and it buried the tip in the side of a plastic recycling bin from across the room.
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I worked at a 7-Eleven during this event last year. There was a big rear end circle and it said if your cup can fit in the circle, you can use it to fill it, and things like that could definitely fit. Nobody brought anything cool to my store, though. They just bought slurpees like normal 
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I've seen so many videos where some Saudi guy is flung out the window like that. Do they just not wear seatbelts ever?
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They can do it cause any person that thinks about it for two seconds will realize they could not possibly want that much slushee.
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wildly underestimating the number of people that both consume slurpees and never think about anything beyond FREE
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freeedr posted:Or the fourth technique where you go even gentler and they are too aroused to fight. Now you have a lover instead of an enemy. I used to know a guy who swore he accidentally de-escalated a robbery that way when he used to work the night shift in a gas station. A robber came in and jumped up on the counter and pointed a gun at him and he panicked and grabbed the guy's crotch (which was right in front of his face) and the robber instantly got a hard on and was so embarrassed that he just left My buddy was famous for 'embellishing' his stories somewhat (he was absolutely full of poo poo) so I can't actually recommend this as an anti-theft technique  YMMV
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The Dark Id saves the day again
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Swaggering into a 7/11 with one end of a hose that trails out the door
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haveblue posted:Swaggering into a 7/11 with one end of a hose that trails out the door Is this a response to the Slurpee thing or the gas station robbery boner thing
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It's hooked up to the car exhaust. Why, were you guys talking about those other things?
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Paper Tiger posted:Is this a response to the Slurpee thing or the gas station robbery boner thing yes
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muscles like this! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2X-nhEZa_k P Diddy Sucked Me Off??!?
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