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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I guess trump is now trying to piss Merchan off so that he can do a "see! UNFAIR AND BIASED!" again.

DENIED REQUESTING A NEW JUDGE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED! JUDGE KNOWS SEVERAL BIDEN LOVING WOMEN!!!

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Well, they more than likely collect welfare and social security, you know, entitlements.

HEY NOW WAIT JUST ONE DARN MINUTE

That's the funny part - the Red states largely enjoy and want entitlements and social programs. But only for them. And only for white people.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I guess trump is now trying to piss Merchan off so that he can do a "see! UNFAIR AND BIASED!" again.

DENIED REQUESTING A NEW JUDGE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED! JUDGE KNOWS SEVERAL BIDEN LOVING WOMEN!!!

Apropos of nothing

https://www.new-york-lawyers.org/cr...state.%E2%80%9D

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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CommieGIR posted:

That's the funny part - the Red states largely enjoy and want entitlements and social programs. But only for them. And only for white people.

Like some kind of, eh I dunno, national socialism, that might be okay

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

Like some kind of, eh I dunno, national socialism, that might be okay

Its National Bosialism! Get it right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Weird question but I dunno where else to ask it... has anyone here ever visited Four Seasons Total Landscaping? I'm passing through Philadelphia later today and kind of want to see the historic landmark in person.

Their website kind of leans into the joke, but looking on Google Street View it doesn't even look like they have an area to walk around. I'm assuming it's not really worth the detour.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

I mean it's literally a warehouse in Philadelphia. They leaned into it on social media but there's not going to be a guided tour with a gift shop or anything like that.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


explosivo posted:

I mean it's literally a warehouse in Philadelphia. They leaned into it on social media but there's not going to be a guided tour with a gift shop or anything like that.

They really should be selling shirts for $25 and lean into it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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You can visit the sex toy shop and the crematorium across the street though, there's a vibrant walkable culture in that nabe

Elephunk
Dec 6, 2007



Hobo Clown posted:

Weird question but I dunno where else to ask it... has anyone here ever visited Four Seasons Total Landscaping? I'm passing through Philadelphia later today and kind of want to see the historic landmark in person.

Their website kind of leans into the joke, but looking on Google Street View it doesn't even look like they have an area to walk around. I'm assuming it's not really worth the detour.

There's good food around there at least. But yes it is literally a dirt lot on the river.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Data Graham posted:

You can visit the sex toy shop across the street though, there's a vibrant walkable culture in that nabe
Great conversation starter!

:aaa: is that a dildo on your coffee table?
:eng101: Oh that old thing! I got it when I went to Four Seasons Landscaping, you know where Rudy had dripping hair dye? Anyway it's from the sexshop next door

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I'm gonna Jackett in celebration

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

pixaal posted:

Great conversation starter!

:aaa: is that a dildo on your coffee table?
:eng101: Oh that old thing! I got it when I went to Four Seasons Landscaping, you know where Rudy had dripping hair dye? Anyway it's from the sexshop next door

SEE! Rudy's drip stain on the pavement! Sure, it LOOKS like an old oily mark on the road, but that's the exact spot where he gave his famous briefing!

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Can't wait for the inevitable resignation once they realize the rest of the board won't let them be a dictator and that actual work and compromise needs to be affected. :allears:

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




explosivo posted:

I mean it's literally a warehouse in Philadelphia. They leaned into it on social media but there's not going to be a guided tour with a gift shop or anything like that.

Sure, I wasn't expecting anything like that. But the landscaping places near me at least have a bunch of shrubbery or gardening tools on display for customers to walk around, if it's something like that it could be possible to wander around without having to talk to anyone

pixaal posted:

They really should be selling shirts for $25 and lean into it

They do for $20 but the design is pretty uninspired

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Right after it all happened I bought a “welcome to Philadelphia’s 4 seasons” t shirt that had Gritty riding a lawnmower but the screen print faded after like 6 months. I liked that shirt :smith:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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There's this one



lmao

The Google Earth placemark is full of photos clowning on it

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lmao I love the thought process;
“Uh guys, I don’t think this is the 4 seasons hotel. The only place we have to set up a podium is in front of that huge corrugated steel door.”

..

“Wallpaper it in Trump posters let’s do this”

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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This one's even better, look at this poo poo. Just jam yourselves under the steel crane gantry, find a place next to the truck or whatever




God that was a day

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Wow MAGA/Moms4Liberty got smashed last night in school boards

https://twitter.com/charlesjaco1/status/1775371772092674425?s=20

https://twitter.com/Torcho/status/1775497261641806207?s=20

https://twitter.com/slyride/status/1775423260890730859?s=20

https://twitter.com/MiniTuxedo/status/1775502663645307176?s=20

https://twitter.com/piper4missouri/status/1775495149205782815?s=20

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




I remember them announcing that the press conference would be delayed 25 minutes or something, and someone looked up that that's exactly how long it would take to drive from the Four Seasons Hotel to Four Seasons Total Landscaping in current traffic

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Just mind-boggling that they went through with that press conference. At what point do you go, “uh, this is going to look incredibly silly?”

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/benwikler/status/1775373407921520874?s=20

https://twitter.com/cooterdwayne/status/1775358504427040870?s=20

https://twitter.com/DanRShafer/status/1775372287002227126?s=20

https://twitter.com/serenityrocket/status/1775371473659543726?s=20

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Data Graham posted:

God that was a day

I still wonder if this fiasco was because they contacted the actual Four Seasons hotel and were told “no” but Rudy insisted it anyways, or if they legitimately thought they were going to a hotel and somehow everyone on the entourage missed the detail that their destination was, in fact, not a hotel.

It’s weird because one part of me wants to know, and the other would rather it remain a mystery (and therefore funnier) for the rest of my life.

Edit:

Hobo Clown posted:

I remember them announcing that the press conference would be delayed 25 minutes or something, and someone looked up that that's exactly how long it would take to drive from the Four Seasons Hotel to Four Seasons Total Landscaping in current traffic

Holy poo poo, I had no idea. Maybe it was the former of my imagination above. :stonklol:

funeral home DJ fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Apr 3, 2024

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wow MAGA/Moms4Liberty got smashed last night in school boards



Good news is good. :unsmith:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

This looks like a cigarette ad from a magazine in the seventies.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I think moderate/traditional Rs are finally waking up to the fact that nutjobs are taking over their party

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I think moderate/traditional Rs are finally waking up to the fact that nutjobs are taking over their party

Let's hope so.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Would have been nice if they'd listened before their party was taken over and compromised, but they don't take advice from 'the other side', loving dumb assholes

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
My favorite part of the four seasons saga is that everyone involved insists it was the plan the entire time, which is worse than just admitting they made a mistake, because they're mandated to never admit fault no matter what.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



https://twitter.com/OUDaily/status/1775324376864309740?s=20

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Apparently voters don't like Ryan

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




“Nutjobs?! In the Nutjob Party?! How could this be?!!! :monocle:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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funeral home DJ posted:

I still wonder if this fiasco was because they contacted the actual Four Seasons hotel and were told “no” but Rudy insisted it anyways, or if they legitimately thought they were going to a hotel and somehow everyone on the entourage missed the detail that their destination was, in fact, not a hotel.

It’s weird because one part of me wants to know, and the other would rather it remain a mystery (and therefore funnier) for the rest of my life.

Honestly (and maybe this is just my lack of imagination talking) I can't really think of an explanation that would make it not funny.

"It was the plan all along, Rudy knew the owner and he was a supporter, the name is just a coincidence"? No that too is nuts on several levels

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jesus loving Christ

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1775285720980074765?s=46

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Famously underappreciated and invisible people, those American Christians. Never hear a peep from them, never hear about their beliefs or holidays (if they even have them!), and never encounter them in real life making things more difficult for everyone else.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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This poop-flinging tantrumming won't make the tidal societal shift away from Christianity accelerate out of fear of being associated with this behavior or anything, no sirree

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Sedgr posted:

A&W root beer is the best. :discourse:

When you get it in the frosted mug and it gets little ice crispies right on the surface while you sip
:swoon:

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

madmatt112 posted:

When you get it in the frosted mug and it gets little ice crispies right on the surface while you sip
:swoon:

Now I want one

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