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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1773404967728017608?t=kjMi-sEOVHZ7GxsnuBKDng&s=19

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

This should be used in pro wrestling regularly (even if very few people can actually take it)

https://x.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1771225502251975145?s=20

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://x.com/TIMEBOMB1105/status/1773197778673340889?s=20

It's been too long since we've had some weird Hiromu art

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I posted this in the AEW thread but this really is just so nice. :kimchi:

https://twitter.com/TheMattCardona/status/1774439745227034641?t=HMfxMg2-GxfjifvmuRIKRQ&s=19

quote:

.@RatedRCope vs. Matt Cardona…my dream match…finally happened last night at #AEWCollision.

When I was in high school, Edge was one of my favorite wrestlers. I’d have matches with him (an invisible version) in my bedroom or trampoline.

Him reinventing himself into the Rated R Superstar made me an even bigger fan of his.

A couple of years later, @Myers_Wrestling and I made it to WWE but were drowning as The Major Brothers. We were about be fired. We had an idea to be Adam’s entourage…his Edgeheads. He didn’t need us but we certainly needed him. He took a chance on us, saved our careers, and changed our lives.

We went from sitting in catering about to be fired to wrestling guys like Undertaker, Batista, Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, etc. We learned so much from working so close to Adam. Our first time at WrestleMania was being involved in the main event! I thought the next year at WrestleMania it’d be Edge vs. Hawkins vs. Ryder. That didn’t happen. LOL.

16 years (holy poo poo!) flew by so fast. Adam had to retire due to a neck injury in 2011. My dream match would never happen. Adam returns to WWE in 2020. I get fired from WWE in 2020. My dream match would never happen.

I’ve been busting my rear end these past 4 years to reinvent myself. Adam is the Rated R Superstar and I’m the Self Made Superstar. I’ve been everywhere. I’ve wrestled everyone. When Adam joined @AEW in 2023, I knew my dream match was back on the table.

Last night in Canada, Adam had the Cope Open…an open challenge for his TNT Championship. I accepted. The fans didn’t forget the history. There was a HOLY poo poo chant on my god drat entrance. I may have lost but I learned even more from Adam from that match. It was a night that I’ll never forget. I finally wrestled my dream match.

Thank you Adam. Thank you @TonyKhan for the opportunity.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/zacyuki/status/1774493701416550696

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Non-title-related TJPW Grand Princess '24 spoiler

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1774339984545157529

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

delfin posted:

Non-title-related TJPW Grand Princess '24 spoiler

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1774339984545157529


well deserved

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
there could not be a more perfect expression on his face

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

I’m certainly not going to be the one to tell him no

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I want him to come back to the us and be given an official celebration for that victory on dynamite

With maki itoh and Riho

I bet Jim cornette would blow a blood vessel

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

delfin posted:

Non-title-related TJPW Grand Princess '24 spoiler

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1774339984545157529


Post match, Itoh flipped him off so Suzuki put her middle finger in a hold and dragged her all the way backstage to the press conference where he told her off about her behaviour. All while he had her middle finger in a hold.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

rotinaj posted:

I want him to come back to the us and be given an official celebration for that victory on dynamite

With maki itoh and Riho

I bet Jim cornette would blow a blood vessel

I'd be happy if they just put it in the lower third without comment, Hangman-style

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lineal cutest in the world is probably the messiest championship to work out

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Shocking animal abuse caught on tape at Grand Princess

https://twitter.com/fodderfigure/status/1774469110971191373

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


delfin posted:

Non-title-related TJPW Grand Princess '24 spoiler

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1774339984545157529


I love this so much

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

New stable :drat:hausen looking good

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/theDaddyMagic/status/1774917810365341774?t=2OVkdpz0jZs0H6d10Q8uTw&s=19

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
https://twitter.com/mrchrischopping/status/1775068755799810543?s=46

(This is a whole thread btw)
Very solid and interesting point I hadn’t considered yet.

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

punk is a dumb bitchy baby that's upset wrestling has changed, and his response has been to subvert every value that made him admirable in first place

as a lapsed fan, it's sad to see his boomer brainworms consume his career, he's like the joe rogan of wrestling, podcast irony aside

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Choom Gangster posted:

punk is a dumb bitchy baby that's upset wrestling has changed, and his response has been to subvert every value that made him admirable in first place

as a lapsed fan, it's sad to see his boomer brainworms consume his career, he's like the joe rogan of wrestling, podcast irony aside

Feel free to join us in pointing and laughing at CM Phil getting his bollocks smashed by Kojima.

It won’t change what he’s become, but you’ll probably feel better for it.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4037972&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Did Punk record a podcast when he left ROH? Or when he left the backyard companies he wrestled in as a highschooler? Or is this habit exclusive to the big companies?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Stealth Tiger posted:

Did Punk record a podcast when he left ROH? Or when he left the backyard companies he wrestled in as a highschooler? Or is this habit exclusive to the big companies?

ngl if punk recorded a podcast off of backyard wrestling drama before the year 2000 it would be quite forward thinking of him

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Stealth Tiger posted:

Did Punk record a podcast when he left ROH? Or when he left the backyard companies he wrestled in as a highschooler? Or is this habit exclusive to the big companies?

A big chunk of the Punk and Cabana ROH shoot is dumping on various indies they worked.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Choom Gangster posted:

punk is a dumb bitchy baby that's upset wrestling has changed, and his response has been to subvert every value that made him admirable in first place

as a lapsed fan, it's sad to see his boomer brainworms consume his career, he's like the joe rogan of wrestling, podcast irony aside

i mean the first sign of this was continuing to go by 'cm punk' into his 40s, more or less guaranteeing he would follow the path of every person who calls themselves punk when they get old

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

a dumb moron posted:

https://twitter.com/mrchrischopping/status/1775068755799810543?s=46

(This is a whole thread btw)
Very solid and interesting point I hadn’t considered yet.

Holy gently caress why did I go below the line on that one, what an absolute idiot I am

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

mfcrocker posted:

Holy gently caress why did I go below the line on that one, what an absolute idiot I am

Yeeeaaah don’t read the replies.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

a dumb moron posted:

https://twitter.com/mrchrischopping/status/1775068755799810543?s=46

(This is a whole thread btw)
Very solid and interesting point I hadn’t considered yet.

Mind posting or summing up the thread? I don't have Twitter so I can't see everything.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Dango Bango posted:

Mind posting or summing up the thread? I don't have Twitter so I can't see everything.

Basically, Punk's camp realized that the whole "peg warmer" Hangman thing and forcing people off Collision was making him look bad, so they leaked the stuff about Punk telling Jack Perry not to use real glass. They figured that that would make him look better as a locker room leader. Perry probably had no issue with the glass situation on its own, but resented how Punk threw him under the bus in order for Punk to look cooler in everyone's eyes. Perry lashes out by insulting Punk with a reference that nobody would have gotten if it wasn't for Punk and friends leaking it out there to begin with.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
It is amazing how every time this dude thinks "Wait, I can frame this so I look like the good guy" he instead does something that makes him look like the biggest egotistical killjoy dork in the business.

Probably because he is!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Gavok posted:

Basically, Punk's camp realized that the whole "peg warmer" Hangman thing and forcing people off Collision was making him look bad, so they leaked the stuff about Punk telling Jack Perry not to use real glass. They figured that that would make him look better as a locker room leader. Perry probably had no issue with the glass situation on its own, but resented how Punk threw him under the bus in order for Punk to look cooler in everyone's eyes. Perry lashes out by insulting Punk with a reference that nobody would have gotten if it wasn't for Punk and friends leaking it out there to begin with.

I thought it made punk look lame because I love when Jungle Boy does sicko poo poo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JethroMcB posted:

It is amazing how every time this dude thinks "Wait, I can frame this so I look like the good guy" he instead does something that makes him look like the biggest egotistical killjoy dork in the business.

Probably because he is!

Just found this old JethroMcB post from the first time the "WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY?" story came out.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Just found this old JethroMcB post from the first time the "WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY?" story came out.

:laffo:

johncraig
Jul 26, 2023
is there a decent chikara doc?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I wish. Maybe Tony Khan will put one together after doing a Chikara reunion show called One Day Stand.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Gavok posted:

I wish. Maybe Tony Khan will put one together after doing a Chikara reunion show called One Day Stand.

I'm going to kidnap you and make you assemble it

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://x.com/pinklightsticc/status/1775494418218549694?s=20

Can't spell violence without L-O-V-E

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


A Chikara doc would be very fun if Quack wasn't allowed anywhere near it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


She loving killed him :lol:

The little happy smile and love symbol afterwards was the icing on the cake.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
He called him Dewey.

👀 👀 👀
He's shooting, brother.

He's still under contract to AEW 🤫

https://x.com/the_mjf/status/1775537352577802730?s=46

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Gavok posted:

I wish. Maybe Tony Khan will put one together after doing a Chikara reunion show called One Day Stand.

Chikara: One More Day

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