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Majinfoose posted:I was phone posting, Shart! But if you wanna go I can squeeze you real good. When I beat you, and I will, I'm gonna shove 20 slim Jim's into your mouth
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Apr 3, 2024 13:00
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Shard posted:When I beat you, and I will, I'm gonna shove 20 slim Jim's into your mouth BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN! VEGETARIAN VS MASK MATCH
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Apr 3, 2024 13:03
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The crab bucket has officially been dented (in no small part thanks to me and my efforts). It won’t be long until the crustaceous menace that’s been plaguing this goodly company will be eradicated and we can let the Age Of Mustard finally spring eternal.
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Apr 3, 2024 13:20
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The Crab Nation will never die!
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Apr 3, 2024 13:22
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Crustaceans are immortal. Thank god they are so stupid so humans continue to rule the earth
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Apr 3, 2024 14:34
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Apologies to the naked man
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Apr 3, 2024 15:50
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Shinjobi posted:Apologies to the naked man never apologize. never surrender.
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Apr 3, 2024 16:01
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NienNunb posted:The crab bucket has officially been dented (in no small part thanks to me and my efforts). It won’t be long until the crustaceous menace that’s been plaguing this goodly company will be eradicated and we can let the Age Of Mustard finally spring eternal. First ghosts, now crabs and maybe lobsters. When will the plaguing end?
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Apr 3, 2024 16:02
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see, no one complains about the bears
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Apr 3, 2024 16:20
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gently caress bears. I never liked them for many years
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Apr 3, 2024 16:45
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Shard posted:gently caress bears take it from me - do not do this
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Apr 3, 2024 16:46
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lmao love my CAW. The mouth and TEETH on the tights is a very "business on the front, party in the rear" vibe. not a bad showing either, tossed one out before getting knocked on my rear end. TEETH!
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Apr 3, 2024 16:57
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explosivo posted:take it from me - do not do this And yet Twinky & the Bear is one of the promotions most beloved couples.
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Apr 3, 2024 17:18
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Eliminated by a cowardly move. Huh, I thought this fed was for real wrestlers.
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Apr 3, 2024 18:08
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a dennis nightmare the mouth the mouth the mouth the mouth 
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Apr 3, 2024 20:55
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KungFu Grip posted:a dennis nightmare ive seen these men in my dreams.... in my nightmares...
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Apr 3, 2024 21:44
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neoaxd posted:ive seen these men in my dreams.... in my nightmares... One of those is a woman, Shinj...I mean, Mr. Crab.
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Apr 3, 2024 21:49
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the mouth...the mouth...THE MOUTH
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Apr 3, 2024 22:21
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KungFu Grip posted:the mouth the mouth the mouth the mouth Suddenly reminded of... I think it was Lumpy's "REMOVE TEETH" CAW from the IZWF days
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Apr 3, 2024 23:19
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Hearing from the fans that have been coming out to SAW UNDERGROUND through whispers from friends of friends (who should not be talking about our underground fight club) that they want some titles. So next week the men and women will compete for titles. Women's title will be decided on Tuesday and Men's title on idk, Thursday?
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Apr 3, 2024 23:35
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finally, my yearbook award for Most Likely to Succeed will come to fruition
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Cavauro posted:i don't want to talk about crab battles or unsanctioned events. i've never participated in anything like that. i'm loyal I believe you
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Apr 4, 2024 00:32
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KungFu Grip posted:Hearing from the fans that have been coming out to SAW UNDERGROUND through whispers from friends of friends (who should not be talking about our underground fight club) that they want some titles. So next week the men and women will compete for titles. Women's title will be decided on Tuesday and Men's title on idk, Thursday? As long as I have air in my lungs and Guldens running through my veins I will not allow a crustacean to be a SAW UNDERGROUND champion.
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Apr 4, 2024 00:37
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KungFu Grip posted:
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I am not a crustacean but I am an ally and it is with that spirit that I will take the women's title
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Apr 4, 2024 01:31
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Leraika posted:I am not a crustacean but I am an ally and it is with that spirit that I will take the women's title Invertebrates 🤝 Crabs lacking an internal skeleton
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Apr 4, 2024 02:06
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KungFu Grip posted:a dennis nightmare All I can think about is what it would look like to put this guy in the sleeper.
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ahahaha i missed this, i look amazing, thanks.
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Apr 4, 2024 02:23
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Leraika posted:I am not a crustacean but I am an ally and it is with that spirit that I will take the women's title I thoroughly and in every way endorse every single part of this sentence, except it is about me.
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Apr 4, 2024 03:04
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KungFu Grip posted:Hearing from the fans that have been coming out to SAW UNDERGROUND through whispers from friends of friends (who should not be talking about our underground fight club) that they want some titles. So next week the men and women will compete for titles. Women's title will be decided on Tuesday and Men's title on idk, Thursday? *Prospector laugh*
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i'm gonna fall through a few interdimensional portals so i can see my cat again and then i'll be right with you to win the women's title on Tuesday Night Not-Neon. dork order biz. apologies to crabs, cats, cowards, carlas and anyone else in my way. it's tough being a high priestess sometimes, but not as tough as it is being my opponent
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Apr 4, 2024 03:29
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your job is tough but my face and kicks are tougher.
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 Tuesday April 9th at 9pm EST, SAW Underground is back once again @ https://www.twitch.tv/mrkungfugrip A CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED AND FRIENDS WILL BE MADE ONLY IN THE SAW UNDERGROUND! Elimination Chamber Crescent Wrench vs. spatial trait vs. aw frig aw dang it vs. faantastic vs. Tepoko vs. Dr. Kyle Farnsworth AARP Ambulance Match molrok vs Lpzie One Fall Tag Team Tables Match Twinky & The Bear vs. Zetsubou-san & Shinjobi vs. biosterous & Dick Bastardly vs. explosivo & QOP 6 Woman Eliminations Tag Roxy, Radia, & Subjunctive vs. W.T.Fits, ghosthorse & verbal enema That DICK! Decides Who His Real Friend Is Neoaxd vs. Kung Fu Grip SAW Underground Women's Title Ladder Match Hostile V vs. Coward vs. Leraika vs. Meowywitch vs. Cthulu Carla vs. Saoshyant vs. Snoozecruise vs. baka of lathspell (maybe a bonus match)
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Lets go baby love da underground
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Apr 4, 2024 05:32
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should have no torn nado troubles preventing me from watching this show so please put in a lot of noises like somebody's taking a big crap or gassing one out of their gasser. i think that's one of the funniest things that are out there
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Apr 4, 2024 05:48
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That DICK! should know not to trust no crabs
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KungFu Grip posted:SAW Underground Women's Title Ladder Match I will be the apocryphal champ Praying to Jesus right now to, among other things, make me remember how ladders work.
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