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Geese Howard WINS
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Apr 4, 2024 02:02
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china bot posted:he sighs as I unsheathe his sword  I had no idea 'cut away to props symbolizing ruptured testicles' was an actual trope in these movies  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BmrD_LbdzU&t=5278s
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Apr 4, 2024 02:16
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That's a lotta nut damage!
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Apr 4, 2024 02:30
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No one is allowed to say anything funny for a bit so we can enjoy this thread title for a respectable length of time.
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Apr 4, 2024 03:38
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https://i.imgur.com/71kQi7t.mp4
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Apr 4, 2024 05:20
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I like the one in the middle that's just unrolling toilet paper, it feels positively wholesome in comparison. Work on your chaos agency, bud!
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Apr 4, 2024 05:29
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Some of these, like the one where the cat tries to jump out of a christmas tree to the top of a thin mirror hanging on the wall, I'm like "what was your plan, cat" what was your plan
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Apr 4, 2024 06:23
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davidspackage posted:Some of these, like the one where the cat tries to jump out of a christmas tree to the top of a thin mirror hanging on the wall, I'm like "what was your plan, cat" Destruction. That was their plan.
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Apr 4, 2024 06:28
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ACAB
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Apr 4, 2024 07:07
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all cats are based
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Apr 4, 2024 08:01
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Sally posted:all cats are based ...on the platonic ideal of a destructive idiot, yes.
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Apr 4, 2024 08:37
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Captain Hygiene posted:I like the one in the middle that's just unrolling toilet paper, it feels positively wholesome in comparison. Work on your chaos agency, bud! Anytime I see a video of cat unrolling toilet paper, I think, “join the others” in Alan Tudyk’s voice ‘cause of the original “Death at a Funeral” movie. Unfortunately, I can’t find a clip of the scene.
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Apr 4, 2024 09:16
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbdqk7Q5kF1qigfjt_720.mp4 loud audio, watch out https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbdqgnzfBH1qigfjt.mp4
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Apr 4, 2024 10:29
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Tagra posted:No one is allowed to say anything funny for a bit so we can enjoy this thread title for a respectable length of time.
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Apr 4, 2024 10:41
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Man cats hate TVs. They're so wise.
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Apr 4, 2024 11:29
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davidspackage posted:Some of these, like the one where the cat tries to jump out of a christmas tree to the top of a thin mirror hanging on the wall, I'm like "what was your plan, cat" They are trying to jump into the weird hole in the wall.
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Apr 4, 2024 11:35
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I'm mainly just worried about their little paws amidst all that broken glass 
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Apr 4, 2024 12:00
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How it actually goes. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sb9aliAgAr1w5pr9j.mp4
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Apr 4, 2024 12:08
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Cats can have the intelligence equivalent of around a 2 year old toddler, which means not only are they the living environment of the terrible twos, they can fit so much bastard into that tiny kitty body.
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Apr 4, 2024 12:10
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:they can fit so much bastard into that tiny kitty body. Don't feed toddlers to your cats, regardless of whether or not they were born out of wedlock.
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Apr 4, 2024 12:11
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Unbreakable, as long as you don't try super hard to break it. https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sb9afuQipz1w5pr9j.mp4
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Apr 4, 2024 12:14
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Vlaphor posted:How it actually goes. I was about 6 and my biological mom took me to breakfast. I will never forget her grabbing the old style glass ketchup bottle to shake it to the top and plastering 2 people in the booth behind her with a rope of ketchup
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Apr 4, 2024 12:14
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Vlaphor posted:How it actually goes. But... but why wouldn't you just store it sitting on its broad, flat lid, so that gravity does this for you?
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Apr 4, 2024 12:28
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Hyperlynx posted:But... but why wouldn't you just store it sitting on its broad, flat lid, so that gravity does this for you? Because it looks nicer being stored-side up, and that's what matters much more than utility!  (This is my mother's actual reason for doing this, and no amount of convincing from me or Dad will get her to do otherwise. Who gives a poo poo how the condiments are arranged?! Who are we impressing???) Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 12:41 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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Apr 4, 2024 12:36
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What will the neighbours say?!?!
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Apr 4, 2024 12:42
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Because it looks nicer being stored-side up, and that's what matters much more than utility! That why when we made a squeeze-bottle product we put the label on the other way up so it was right-side-up when the product is sitting on its lid.
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Apr 4, 2024 12:54
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Because it looks nicer being stored-side up, and that's what matters much more than utility!
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Apr 4, 2024 13:02
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I just don't own any catsup. LIFE HACK
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Apr 4, 2024 13:06
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all cats are boneheads
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Apr 4, 2024 14:03
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1:38:50 is a pro click
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Apr 4, 2024 14:13
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Borscht posted:1:38:50 is a pro click Hueyuehue… I HAVEN’T A WEAK SPOT
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https://i.imgur.com/GjCYsYu.mp4
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Apr 4, 2024 15:47
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That's just how they greet each other in the wild.
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Apr 4, 2024 15:52
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~boop~
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Apr 4, 2024 16:02
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Needs a tiny little kiss noise when they touch. *s m o o c h*
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Apr 4, 2024 16:08
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That's how they compete for females. After a few hours of that one of them will give up
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Apr 4, 2024 16:12
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Oh THAT'S what that does!
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