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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


lol he’s going to win by a landslide against either Biden or Harris

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

RVWinkle posted:

In Snow Crash it was some guy who died after looking at a jpeg

they had him at hello

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
This thread needs more probes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kopmala
Mar 28, 2024




dads friend steve posted:

lol he’s going to win by a landslide against either Biden or Harris

Nah.

But don't worry, his loss will be way funnier this time around.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
A sixer is good for an evening....if you're making boilermakers!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


literally me when im receiving texts from my boss on my day off like just now

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

i'm trying, mr president

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I think boilermaker is my favorite drink because the recipe is just, 'get wasted as quickly as possible'.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lux Anima posted:


i'm trying, mr president

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

just say a shot and a beer if you say boilermaker go gently caress yourself

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ugh

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 (all of you)

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Ah yes "hey Nebraska lawmakers I need you to vote to make your entire state utterly irrelevant for Presidential politics in perpetuity please thank you" (lol he wouldn't say those last parts)

Every small Democrat state should vote to make their Primary like Nebraska's to get some actual pork when it comes down the line. Every major computer chip manufacturing plant is getting built in Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, or Michigan.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

tut tut ham cheeks. I can read and I can post and I can sleep and I can eat (for free, even). ......

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Buddykins posted:

just say a shot and a beer if you say boilermaker go gently caress yourself

give him everclear

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
donald doogie

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Trunko

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
4/4/2024

4+4+2+2+4

16

1+6

7

Lucky tupo

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

sinnesloeschen posted:

werent u supposed to do that like years ago you stupid hateful criminal bitch

what a fuckin loser, a complete waste

listen man Lindbergh never ran for a second term so there was no new slogan for Trump to rip off

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ArmedZombie posted:

Jessica saved humanity from extinction

this is Leto II erasure

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




me taking an addy for the first time in ten years to power through a project that I need to get out the door first thing tomorrow morning

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1775605816378184054

Uh huh

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
https://youtu.be/wmGd-cx-dXc?si=qzkqz70V0AaGZgVW

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

gregday posted:

every time trump appears in semi public around people not completely bought into him there's always someone in the shot making this face


Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
powerful from the J6 Prison Choir

https://x.com/trumpdailyposts/status/1775750201413931200?s=46

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

T

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

no

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



ARerr4rrrrrerrrrruuuuuump!!!!!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Crazypoops posted:

ARerr4rrrrrerrrrruuuuuump!!!!!

I wake up screaming this each morning, a little devotional I call it

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
another beautiful morning in the demesne of HRH DJT

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Red Baron posted:

another beautiful morning in the demesne of HRH DJT
what - jueves already?


Guten morgen, peasants!

Fuckt Tupp posted:

i only have haters who eventually become waiters at the table of my success
:hai:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


bitch why is your power not out? I prayed for you that means bad things should have happened

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Lux Anima posted:

what - jueves already?


Guten morgen, peasants!


:hai:

im so hosed up

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



mornin' :coffee:

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
weird that chuds keep bringing up J6 all it does is refresh the event in our collective memory when they should just pretend it never happened like literally everyone else

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Solarin posted:

im so hosed up

You cannot help the fact that you were born that way.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is going to sweep with 40 states in November

https://x.com/0ddette/status/1775602952859738115

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