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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Not strictly weird news but you just don't see many big heists anymore these days, so always good to share them around when they happen.

https://twitter.com/LAcrimes/status/1775683987626951004

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Just one? For the entire moon?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The Lone Badger posted:

Just one? For the entire moon?
How many would you propose when a day lasts about a month?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

FFT posted:

How many would you propose when a day lasts about a month?

One per hour or so, so about 700?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Will the moon have daylight savings time?

5TonsOfFlax
Aug 31, 2001

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Will the moon have daylight savings time?

How else would the lunar farmers optimize harvest schedules or whatever it's supposed to be for?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The big Moon resource is Helium-3 (³He) and I don't daylight savings will be helpful in collecting that.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I'd be entirely down with switching the entire Earth to UTC+0 except that it'd make the Brits happy.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

FFT posted:

I'd be entirely down with switching the entire Earth to UTC+0 except that it'd make the Brits happy.

let me tell you about Swatch Internet Time

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

FFT posted:

I'd be entirely down with switching the entire Earth to UTC+0 except that it'd make the Brits happy.

We do this except we make the emptiest stretch of the Pacific Ocean 0.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

We do this except we make the emptiest stretch of the Pacific Ocean 0.
The nation of New Zealand looks at a map and says "Hey wait a minute..."

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The moon should have the same times zones as Australia since the two are about the same size and population density.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

FreudianSlippers posted:

The moon should have the same times zones as Australia since the two are about the same size and population density.

I hear same amount of rabbits as well. Oh why, oh why did Apollo 11 have to bring those breeding pairs of rabbits to hunt, they were only there like not even a day!

Have you looked at the moon recently and seen what those darn rabbits have done to the vegetation there :(

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
the Chinese predicted the rabbit moon

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

Captain Hygiene posted:

Let it be abbreviated CLT you coward

The reason it's utc on earth is because it would be uct in English and tcu in French, so utc was the compromise.

There needs to be a different one on the moon because time moves faster there, it's not as deep in a gravity well.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Simply do not chronicle the passage of time anywhere

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
I wouldn't mind a trip to the moon to set up the first time server.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Evilreaver posted:

Simply do not chronicle the passage of time anywhere

I say we pick the sensible middle path and that we should chronicle the passage of time, but just do it really badly.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Not strictly weird news but you just don't see many big heists anymore these days, so always good to share them around when they happen.

https://twitter.com/LAcrimes/status/1775683987626951004

An APB has been put out for George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

dr_rat posted:

I say we pick the sensible middle path and that we should chronicle the passage of time, but just do it really badly.
We did, and we're living the dream.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hersheypark guests attacked by raccoon while in line for roller-coaster

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1505932833617059844

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

quote:

The raccoon in question has not been back to the park since,


We'll seems like the raccoon clearly didn't like it's time at the park. Seems pretty poor for the park to be getting such a bad review on opening day.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/shaunmicallef/status/1776080070815465783

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I never actually stopped to consider how much my time is worth.
:thunk:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Man avoids disaster by moments after runaway saw blade strikes building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwfQhe4w98

You can almost hear the Metal Man sound effect playing.

Seriously though, this is unnerving as gently caress and if I was that guy I might have to talk to a therapist after that. To make matters worse, the blade was apparently flying right about the same height as his dick and lower torso, which...... gently caress. :gonk:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This wouldn't have happened if he had a runaway saw blade too.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1775998913184465247

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

I remember these guys from Yakuza: LaD; they're weak to fire!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




good hustle. probably from that angle, the ai sees a dude in a hooded rain poncho tho

next time try a big cardboard box

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Carthag Tuek posted:

good hustle. probably from that angle, the ai sees a dude in a hooded rain poncho tho

next time try a big cardboard box

Nah, you want to dress up as a gaint security camera.

Security cameras don't like snitching on other security cameras.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lmao if you don't just carry 15 chaff grenades on you at all times. It's so easy, they respawn when you exit the room!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dr_rat posted:

Nah, you want to dress up as a gaint security camera.

Security cameras don't like snitching on other security cameras.

irl skibidi when

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
NOooo not the burger :d:DD

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1776273612732862879

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Top Israeli spy chief exposes his true identity in online security lapse

quote:

The identity of the commander of Israel’s Unit 8200 is a closely guarded secret. He occupies one of the most sensitive roles in the military, leading one of the world’s most powerful surveillance agencies, comparable to the US National Security Agency.

Yet after spending more than two decades operating in the shadows, the Guardian can reveal how the controversial spy chief – whose name is Yossi Sariel – has left his identity exposed online.

The embarrassing security lapse is linked to a book he published on Amazon, which left a digital trail to a private Google account created in his name, along with his unique ID and links to the account’s maps and calendar profiles.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
All spies should have their names known, it's a lowly profession

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

quote:

The incident unfolded on Hersheypark’s opening day while the guests were in line for the SooperDooperLooper rollercoaster.
Is this a real amusement park? I think AI made this whole thing up.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Knormal posted:

Is this a real amusement park? I think AI made this whole thing up.

It's a deep cover govt black site disguised as an amusement park:

https://www.hersheypark.com/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Desert Bus posted:

It's a deep cover govt black site disguised as an amusement park:

https://www.hersheypark.com/

the only amusement park where the smell of vomit is both fabula and sujet

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I met Doug Benson in line for that coaster and told him that his work in Captain EO inspired me.

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