pog boyfriend posted:

the genious firebrands of cspam forming an elite xmen style team. darth vader helmet. firefighter fighter. the nonsortable. and dogbricker.

copy posted:

putting my rescue hitler in his stress vest because thundersturms make him so nervous and agitated

Dr. Fishopolis posted:

the survival of the thread hinging on the world's cringest powerpoint presentation that thankfully made jeff clap his hands like a cymbal monkey

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Captain Underpants has a line where it says a prison is a lot like school, except better funded. Also the white kid in it is gay.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

cumpantry posted:

i feed stray hitlers on my back porch even though i know i shouldn't

The Kins posted:

quote:

The atypical spelling of his first name came when the "e" in "Dave" was left off his name tag while working at Pizza Hut.[6]

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

clicked through to the thread the final insane rant was in and christ, i'd forgotten how incredibly stupid the nonsense around shutting down the sagas thread last year was, and how much yelling was needed for the simplest possible "stop actively punching yourself in the head, mods" outcome

copy posted:

lol this post unlocked a memory of my dad petting a stray cat and then my great grandmother going "don't love it! then it'll never go away!"

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Listen Captain Underpants is actually based.

pog boyfriend posted:

the genious firebrands of cspam forming an elite xmen style team. darth vader helmet. firefighter fighter. the nonsortable. and dogbricker.

cumpantry posted:

that was me

Nuns with Guns posted:

I’ve seen cringier powerpoints.

Rite Of Massage posted:

ARFJASON:
Holy poo poo, I owned this human being. I cannot believe this retard used more than 1,954,300 words to communicate to someone he doesn't know. I'm going to prove to this retard how loving stupid he is for engaging others on an internet forum... I bet this loving idiot thinks that Eraserhead was better than Muholland Drive. This human being can't even comprehend all these top quality, high brow references that permeate my FYAD humor (c) This poo poo is probably Lost in Translation for him. This ownage is gonna be like Bosnian Genocide because this dumb bitch is getting bodied. A cyberbullying to remember...

Phlegmish posted:

I missed out on so much lore not reading any of the sagas threads for several years before and after the Troubles. Catching up on stuff now that some of the older threads are being linked.

What on earth

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

telepathically sending Hideo Kojima this post

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Captain Underpants was one of the only things that could get this one kid in our joint fifth-sixth grade class to calm down somewhat. Otherwise he'd constantly interrupt class by shouting stuff like "Hey teacher, give me a cigarette!" He was allowed to read or draw his own CU comics during lessons and that permission extended to him standing up to pass me a page he drew and I'd make the next page and pass it to him. So I also got the chance to learn nothing!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

eraserhead is a master piece

Ibram Gaunt posted:

There is no such thing as normal. Any therapist or psychologist can tell you that. And if the majority of the people on this rotten planet are really of the same mindset as the people in the sagas thread then I am more than happy to go through the rest of my life being abnormal because I will never behave the same way as they do and I will never find their toxic morning radio shock jock humor funny

Dr. Fishopolis posted:

link one i dont believe you

fun hater posted:

dav pilkey is making fat, fat stacks on his "dog man" comics right now and it genuinely could not have happened to a nicer guy. he has a sincere care for the well-being of kid's brains thats refreshing to see

Cranappleberry posted:

lolling @ imagining the guy with the speaker screaming WHOPPER through multiple receivers and the feedback knocking him out

GXL posted:

The day of reckoning finally arrived. I got into a fight with a sample tender at Costco. He made a crack about my PAPR as I walked past his cart of little juice cups. I stopped to explain that it was offensive for him to comment on the appearance of a customer. He said that I should wear something else if I didn't want people to talk about me. The irreverence from a store employee was something that I wasn't expecting, and I lost my cool. After I was done yelling and had walked away, a manager sprinted to my cart and pulled me aside to be debriefed on the situation. He was apologetic and said that outside vendors staff the sample carts. I explained that I mostly felt embarrassed that I had engaged with the harasser at all and that I just wanted to finish my shopping. I deliberately avoided that section of the store following the incident, so I don't know what happened to the cart man after that.

Sitting here several hours later, what mostly upsets me is knowing that there's no place in this hellhole world where I am safe. I can go to another Costco, but it will only be a matter of time before I have to confront some other fool who cannot accept an individual making a choice that differs from one they would make for themselves. The medical virus has won, and the social virus has won. The last option available is accepting that every inch outside is a combat zone.

GXL posted:

Hello all. I am the Costco PAPR man, I am the voicebox light-up bubble helmet man. This will be my penultimate post in the CSPAM covid thread. I can no longer read the posts here due to the latent threat of revisiting the traumatic experience of the Costco sample vendor incident. I have processed my feelings on the matter and am at peace, but do not need to be constantly reminded of it by visiting this place. The thread has been a valuable resource for me over the past few years and I have benefited from my time spent reading it. I give my sincere thanks the constructive, helpful people who have shared their information and perspectives. I would like to be remembered as one of those positive contributors, so I will be posting a final art project in this thread tomorrow, October 4th 2023 at 2:00 p.m. PST. Thank you again.

NoiseAnnoys posted:

you went to school with kingcobrajfs?

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I am the Costco PAPR man, I am the voicebox light-up bubble helmet man.