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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Stux posted:

i forgot how long the post was

reading that entire thing is painful because he's gassed himself up so much in the "we are all going to die extremely soon" thread he is destroying his personal relationships and seems to brag about it

oh he was also a war porn freak who felt the need to graphically describe a video about watching bodies get pasted and vaporized

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I'd rather have Super Humman as a neighbor.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
They literally give you free stuff. It's impossible to hate sample vendors.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i hate them

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Thank you for this post

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Boreschach lol

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Stux posted:

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Stux posted:

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Stux posted:

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

Lol.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Stux posted:

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

To desperate girlfriend: I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TdeXsRvMjA

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Stux posted:

i forgot how long the post was

I feel so loving bad for the girlfriend in this.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

To desperate girlfriend: I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me

lol

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

How is it hard to find where to tear the garbage bags, they're perforated. You just pull on it lol

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


wait so is accelerationism just "we're hosed anyway, might as well speed it up"? what even is the logic there

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I placed my coffee cup in the trash bag. I was sick of it and this place. This world.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snow Cone Capone posted:

wait so is accelerationism just "we're hosed anyway, might as well speed it up"? what even is the logic there

Most people have enough to eat right now, so they don't want to risk their lives to storm the White House. But what if literally everyone was on the verge starvation?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
BAN 07/19/23 11:49am Tony Tone Stop talking about watching hosed up snuff films, it's not praxis it's just gross and not welcome here. speng31b vyelkin

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Paladinus posted:

Most people have enough to eat right now, so they don't want to risk their lives to storm the White House. But what if literally everyone was on the verge starvation?

That sounds dumb as hell and therefore I shall assume it is the real answer, thank you

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

BAN 07/19/23 11:49am Tony Tone Stop talking about watching hosed up snuff films, it's not praxis it's just gross and not welcome here. speng31b vyelkin

Very healthy community

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Stux posted:

all the cashiers will look up and shout "paper or plastic"...and ill look down and whisper "plastic"

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Snow Cone Capone posted:

That sounds dumb as hell and therefore I shall assume it is the real answer, thank you

if you want more information you can look up the "cancer epidemic" of the 1970s where shitloads of extremely normal people were screaming about how due to the usage of pesticides on crops and the effects of power lines, cancer was going to spike to epidemic levels and kill the entirety of generation X in their mid 30s to early 40s

it's the same poo poo only this time it's various climate catastrophes. like are there things you need to do to limit the potentially bad effects? fasho. are they going to kill 50% of humanity in dramatic fashion? lol

Coolguye has a new favorite as of 19:24 on Apr 4, 2024

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

pentyne posted:

can't believe it was being betrayed by costco that finally did him in.

(to the tune of "Here's to You")

Here's to you, the PAPR
Breathe forever, Preston Lacy's fart

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Also works to Mrs Robinson

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Boreschach lol

lol

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


very risky blowjob posted:

(to the tune of "Here's to You")

Here's to you, the PAPR
Breathe forever, Preston Lacy's fart

This is art.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Snow Cone Capone posted:

wait so is accelerationism just "we're hosed anyway, might as well speed it up"? what even is the logic there

At least on Something Awful it's basically like George Carlin late in his career where the whole bit was just him saying stuff like "I like to watch orphanages light on fire! I hope everyone on Earth dies!"

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


good stuff, very normal

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

still workshopping:

Here's to you, the PAPR
Breathe forever, Preston Lacy's fart
The gun that threatens Costco is yours
The COVID thread is your triumph

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

very risky blowjob posted:

still workshopping:

Here's to you, the PAPR man
Breathe forever, Preston Lacy's fart hey hey hey

added some notes

copy
Jul 26, 2007

very risky blowjob posted:

still workshopping:

Here's to you, the PAPR
Breathe forever, Preston Lacy's fart
The gun that threatens Costco is yours
The COVID thread is your triumph

lol

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

Al! posted:

added some notes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4xWbRBLj2I

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



It's extremely important that we keep the insane accelerationist doomer people around.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

yeah im a gigantic dumbass

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Sing us a song, you're the PAPR man
Sing us a song tonight
You've gone to Costco for groceries
And you're leaving craving a fight

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

PAPR is the color of your energy.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Insane C-SPAM dude posted:

Throwing away garbage out of the window of my car because I just dont give a poo poo anymore and deeply detest this place. This world. Funny because I used to go out of my way to pick poo poo up from the beach whenever I came to relax not only because it was the right thing to do, not only because glass shards can injure kids and poo poo, but also because I just wanted to not lay down in the sand surrounded by garbage. Not anymore lmao, I just stick my cigarette butts into the sand now. I might throw my empty beer can in the trash, might just leave it on the beach because I dont loving feel like going out of my way to throw it away.

C-SPAM Dude posted:

Use the money to buy huge playgrounds for cats and adopt at least 63 of them because animal life is more sacred than human even during these end times.

Animals love to play in roadside and beach trash and it is super healthy for them, those turtles have a recommended daily requirement for 10g of broken glass or their health will suffer.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Hot Diggity! posted:

Sing us a song, you're the PAPR man
Sing us a song tonight
You've gone to Costco for groceries
And you're leaving craving a fight

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


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