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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Majinfoose posted:


Sorry phone postin

:slick:

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

aw man. im gonna miss mania. cause im gnona be trippin bawls.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dango Bango posted:

Well this is uncomfortable after just having finished Quiet on the Set

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I'll probably be watching this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ydYDqZQpim8?si=mTTVHMFVXrDMx2Ct

Maybe load up some old WWF entrance songs every time a new animal shows up.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

edogawa rando posted:

I'll probably be watching this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ydYDqZQpim8?si=mTTVHMFVXrDMx2Ct

Maybe load up some old WWF entrance songs every time a new animal shows up.

theres nothing loving happening. the desert sucks so much rear end

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

doesnt anybody wanna drink of fuckin water for fucks sake!!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Power Windows posted:

I assure you he isn't

"He once punch a hole through a cow just to see who was coming up the road," is an apt description of Braun during his big push.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Gavok posted:

Joke answer: Braun Strowman is basically just Bill Brasky.

that's hulk hogan, brother

alternatively, matt hardy version 1.0

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

zetamind2000 posted:

that's hulk hogan, brother

"Did I ever tell you about the time Hulk taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Hulk taught his son how to drive by giving him a sports car before he could get a license. The kid wrecked and his friend died. Hulk said, It would have happened sometime."

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


That DICK! posted:

aw man. im gonna miss mania. cause im gnona be trippin bawls.

I'm gonna miss it because gently caress this company. But do tell us about your trip DICK, love to hear about it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

That DICK! posted:

aw man. im gonna miss mania. cause im gnona be trippin bawls.

you ever play gnosia? it reminded me of gnosia when yo usaid gnona

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ive not played it but it looks like fun, social deduction games, never played with them much. thanks majinfoose

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm the doctor. i'm not gnosia

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

a dumb moron posted:

Nothing TNA did even comes close to 1999–2001 WCW.

eh, I dunno about that. I remember watching a 2010 episode of Impact that had roughly 6 minutes of wrestling in a two-hour runtime (one ends with a DQ) -- in fact, you didn't get to see the main event on Impact proper because it was too long, so you needed to watch the following program (ended in a No Contest, btw). It featured Bischoff and Hogan somehow taking over the company (and admitting to this fraud on camera, in front of a televised audience), cutting endless, individual promos, followed by Abyss and Jeff Jarrett coming out and talking on the mic, then Fourtune (the heel stable headed by Ric Flair, consisting of, uhm, five wrestlers) enters and appears ready for a fight, but SWERVE! They join forces (bc Russo was on the writing team), cut more promos, Jeff Hardy (who SWERVEd the viewers by turning heel last week) appears and talks, the group tries to get Kevin Nash and Sting to join but they both decline (Nash, hilariously, says he's "passing on the money"), and then it dissolves into a blur of promos and backstage segments (complete with awful audio quality).

The only other moment I recall is the Beautiful People walking around with J-Woww of Jersey Shore and finding Eric Young, who asks "Bow Wow" to feel his chest and repeats, "Am I a gorilla? Am I a gorilla? Am I a gorilla?" Then Orlando Jordan saunters in and tells J-Woww he'd love to put his lollipop in her mouth. I blacked out after that.

rudecyrus fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Apr 4, 2024

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
Sadly I can’t watch Mania because I am going to a “don’t support rape factories” party

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


a dumb moron posted:

Sadly I can’t watch Mania because I am going to a “don’t support rape factories” party

That sounds fun, but very specific

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

a dumb moron posted:

Sadly I can’t watch Mania because I am going to a “don’t support rape factories” party

What do you do at a party like that

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

rotinaj posted:

What do you do at a party like that

Mostly just stand around not supporting rapists

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

rotinaj posted:

What do you do at a party like that

wring your hands in an exaggerated manner

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

you watch hollywood movies and listen to some Bowie or Zeppelin

Activate
Oct 29, 2011

I, too, am A Good Person

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Quantum of Phallus posted:

wring your hands in an exaggerated manner

If I wear my pearls, can I clutch them?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The great pro wrestler mohammad ali

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

When did they ever?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Mr Hootington posted:

Superstars don't age gracefully anymore do they?

Depends

Shelton Benjamin is doin’ great

Rick Steiner leaves something to be desired

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Or you end up like Flair looking about 7.5 Donvans after drinking from false grail.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

rotinaj posted:

Depends

Shelton Benjamin is doin’ great

Rick Steiner leaves something to be desired

Yeah the Rick Steiner stuff sucks. He was so good back when he wrestled.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Eat My Fuc posted:

you watch hollywood movies and listen to some Bowie or Zeppelin

Wow sounds much more fun than watching WWE!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Eat My Fuc posted:

you watch hollywood movies and listen to some Bowie or Zeppelin

Good idea, gonna put on Low

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

Eat My Fuc posted:

you watch hollywood movies and listen to some Bowie or Zeppelin

Listening to Zeppelin sounds like hell, no thanks

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

a dumb moron posted:

Listening to Zeppelin sounds like hell, no thanks

Username/post combo

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Maybe they’re not into pedophile music

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Are we supposed to keep pretending this isnt smarxist

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Eat My Fuc posted:

you watch hollywood movies and listen to some Bowie or Zeppelin

You couldn't be more the "Yet you participate in society. Curious!" guy if you tried, it's kinda amazing.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Eat My Fuc posted:

Maybe they’re not into pedophile music

Hey the fed has a history with those too! Maybe they're not into the pedophile company

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

a dumb moron posted:

Sadly I can’t watch Mania because I am going to a “don’t support rape factories” party

epic rereg

Activate
Oct 29, 2011

I have two different friend groups getting ready for Wrestlemania and it’s gonna be fun shitposting with them even though I dont know any plotline outside of Cody.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

a dumb moron posted:

Sadly I can’t watch Mania because I am going to a “don’t support rape factories” party

Can't you just shut the gently caress up and go volunteer somewhere? Go be the person you think you are for once in your life

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Back on the Monday Night Wars, on message boards like 1wrestling and such there were always the cool kids who only watched Puroseau and shat all over anything WCW or WWF without mercy or even valid criticism as they only got their fed news from bad second-hand recaps. Always with the laziest jokes too.

Anyways, who's got a list of the most common sports injuries? I wonder how many of those folks also came-into wrestling when injuries took them out of other sports?

Just curious is all.

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



It's well known that WWE is heinous and sucks out loud. Rolling into the thread to loudly make sure everyone knows you also know this with a remark that doesn't actually add to the conversation (or is at least clever) is derailing and unhelpful posting. Cut that out, please.

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