drowningidiot posted:

Squinky v2.0 posted:

close - the objective of the virus is to sell you an $800k house recently built on a dry riverbed

emfive posted:

holy poo poo Buddykins we need to buy this place, 14655 Midway Rd it's basically ready to be "Osteria Vesuvio"

it's so loving perfect

Louisgod posted:

looking both 14 and 39

Vim Fuego posted:

Buddykins!
You don't have to wear that three piece suit
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your pasta to the night

ex post facho posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752/mediaViewer?currentTweet=692155362552778752&currentTweetUser=Bencjacobs

ex post facho posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752/mediaViewer?currentTweet=692155362552778752%A4tTweetUser=Bencjacobs

Good Citizen posted:

https://x.com/stillgray/status/1775754564727341345?s=46

https://x.com/stillgray/status/1775758909384577160?s=46

lol the triple community note

Kopmala posted:

https://twitter.com/aintscarylarry/status/1775891730983952502?t=aieYjqZ7VW7FgIzCnkRHcA&s=19

Boob Cop posted:

Lpzie posted:

beautiful image boob cop.

Consolidated Ed posted:

i mean, mtg and boebert and the rest of them have decisively proven that actually, americans want people like rittenhouse leading them. if anything, hes so perfect for the chud worldview that he should be a cabinet secretary

also lol at the whole "i sincerely regret helping this unpolished nazi lose his rough edges and deceive people more effectively, i thought he would go to college!"

americas perfect congressman is white, smug, belligerently ignorant, crude, stupid, bigoted beyond belief, and constantly angry. rittenhouse improves on that formula: hes a killer of undesirables. wtf is this idiot talking about

kaleedity posted:

the fbi isn't gonna email some nazi handler that the marines permanently barred him either lmao

Fuckt Tupp posted:

kyle rottentits is a certified donkey brain

more and more people are saying it

Consolidated Ed posted:

i mean, mtg and boebert and the rest of them have decisively proven that actually, americans want people like rittenhouse leading them. if anything, hes so perfect for the chud worldview that he should be a cabinet secretary

also lol at the whole "i sincerely regret helping this unpolished nazi lose his rough edges and deceive people more effectively, i thought he would go to college!"

americas perfect congressman is white, smug, belligerently ignorant, crude, stupid, bigoted beyond belief, and constantly angry. rittenhouse improves on that formula: hes a killer of undesirables. wtf is this idiot talking about

Kopmala posted:

https://twitter.com/aintscarylarry/status/1775891730983952502?t=aieYjqZ7VW7FgIzCnkRHcA&s=19

Kopmala posted:

https://twitter.com/aintscarylarry/status/1775891730983952502?t=aieYjqZ7VW7FgIzCnkRHcA&s=19

Qurnah posted:

i mean i'm pretty sure everything went to poo poo pretty hard after 911

i'm not saying things were good before but things really accelerated after that

emfive posted:

omg I'm so sorry

well, if you have a fairly normal basil-cheese-nut-garlic pesto, you can add sun-dried tomato cut into teeny bits to make it more exciting. You can also add marinated peppers, but they tend to be pretty strong so go easy. Same with capers: delicious, but very salty and very strong.

Now if you're making pasta, one thing you can do is cook the pasta about 90% done, then put it in a pan with some olive oil and a couple of anchovy filets, toss that around with a few tablespoons of pasta water, then you've got seasoned pasta ready for your pesto. I would go with 1 anchovy fillet per every two servings, but I'm very sensitive to salt; also your pesto may be pretty salty from the cheese. This is a hard thing to regulate but again I'm way more sensitive than some people (well maybe lots of people)

neutral milf hotel posted:

the guy scored a 10 on his ASVAB

like how the gently caress can someone score a 10 on that test? is he illiterate?

Vim Fuego posted:

Buddykins!
You don't have to wear that three piece suit
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your pasta to the night

ex post facho posted:

trump is gonna be president again bc the democrats just can't stop genocidin. 4 more solid years of trump 💪

kaleedity posted:

the marines aren't gonna bar any idiot permanently because they failed the fuckin asvab. hell, a significant portion of marines probably took it once and just bubbled in answers randomly

Rubellavator posted:

https://twitter.com/DaveHan06/status/1774936390859628738

he tried for extra credit

WoodrowSkillson posted:

coke is only in your body for like a day and half after use anyway lol

Tom Tucker posted:

Rittenhouse almost certainly bounced a check to the right wing grifter and this is him making poo poo up in revenge. no one who would do image consulting for rittenhouse has the capacity to suddenly develop a conscience