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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1776072777318937002

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


"Foreign Minister Israel Katz ‘welcomes’ the clarification from the US that any pause in fighting in Gaza will be conditioned on the release of 130 hostages held by freedom fighter groups since the Israeli Defense Force October 7 massacre."

Just fixing their news article to be more historically accurate.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

apatheticman posted:

Isreal died as soon as Oct 7th happened.

The illusion that they could be a safe haven for jews across the world was shown to be a lie. Half by their own ineptitude, half by their own provocation.

All this is them not going quietly.

The crazy thing is that there's a non-zero chance that America ends up getting dragged down to hell with them.

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



good

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Mr. Sharps posted:

what is actually causing these folks to lose it online. is it the aid convoy bombing? seems preemptive but I hope they get their wishes!

zionists actually think the US is abandoning them

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Valleyant posted:

Iran has a right to defend itself

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

tristeham posted:

zionists actually think the US is abandoning them

because they got lightly chastised??

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

tristeham posted:

zionists actually think the US is abandoning them

lol if this becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy

ram dass in hell posted:

because they got lightly chastised??

Yes.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

readingatwork posted:

The crazy thing is that there's a non-zero chance that America ends up getting dragged down to hell with them.

I mean sure.

It certainly did a number on America's world standing.

The funniest thing Xi could do right now to cement Americans decline is a massive peace keeping force into Gaza with aid distribution.

That and belt and road will have pretty much every non north American resource nation locked up. SA not withstanding.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

I said come in! posted:

Man, if Israel were chill about Palestinians, their status and power in the middle east, and the world, would probably be pretty impressive.

you can basically say this about any country. every single one either gets on board with the US interests or you become part of the resistance to it. in the latter case, israel would not get the insane US/western support (financial, military and cultural) that it gets now and would not have the same advantages it has nio.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/NorwayMFA/status/1775807952814747887

only country to do so btw

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Al-Saqr posted:

i am trying to find details, are they suspending all diplomatic relations or just coordination on this issue?!

i would be genuinely and truly shocked if they went full suspension after everything they did for israels sake.

Also belated, but hey, it could be because of everything they've done for Israel, if they realise that they're not getting anything in return. Collaborators can turn quickly if they're not in deep enough for the sunk cost fallacy when it becomes clear they're not getting anything in return.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
Overall, 28 different Israeli embassies have been temporarily closed out of fear of an Iranian attack.

https://twitter.com/ynetalerts/status/1776120526089404426?t=g_yawNhfvrWrnqcWu868kA&s=19

E: caught up now and what the gently caress was that bullshit rear end ban lol change the thread title

Sancho Banana has issued a correction as of 07:25 on Apr 5, 2024

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007


... I will have to deal with more bad PR, please mr. Netanyahu!

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Sancho Banana posted:

Overall, 28 different Israeli embassies have been temporarily closed out of fear of an Iranian attack.

https://twitter.com/ynetalerts/status/1776120526089404426?t=g_yawNhfvrWrnqcWu868kA&s=19

israel getting more diplomatically isolated. what a genius move to strike an aid convoy of white people

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

crepeface posted:

israel getting more diplomatically isolated. what a genius move to strike an aid convoy of white people

apparently the only reason they didn’t kill Jose Andres himself was a scheduling accident

If Jaleo closed due to the chef getting drone bombed I don’t think AIPAC could save them

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Valleyant posted:

Israelis being legit scared is kind of funny in a "Iran has a right to defend itself you idiots" kind of way

I remember after Iran starting firing missiles at a US base in Iraq after the Americans you know, assassinated a high level official on state business.

And then CNN was out there talmbout :qq: how could they attack us like thiiiis. Yeah bro, you did an act of war and then they fired missiles back at you, and they were nice enough to pick a military target.

The same poo poo as this, the US and Israel should get to murder whoever they want because they feel like it and don’t you dare try to fight back or retaliate against blatant acts of war, that would be unfair and mean and *terrorism*. If America decides a government official of yours dies today, you should be grateful.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

lmao

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Dixon Chisholm posted:

israel is losing

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Mr. Sharps posted:

what is actually causing these folks to lose it online. is it the aid convoy bombing? seems preemptive but I hope they get their wishes!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://twitter.com/jonnysocialism/status/1776071145047089274

Hinkle has always been a weird character but it's especially funny to know he has actual Larouchite ties.

Is that guy in the far left @InfraHaz

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
be the best you can bibi

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bastard Tetris posted:

apparently the only reason they didn’t kill Jose Andres himself was a scheduling accident

If Jaleo closed due to the chef getting drone bombed I don’t think AIPAC could save them

lol if the turn against Israel is celebrities realising they won't be spared

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Ghost Leviathan posted:

lol if the turn against Israel is celebrities realising they won't be spared

theyre losing the support of all the naive/ not paying attention much ppl who believed the stuff about israel being precise and careful & probably handwaved away the reports of civilian deaths as exaggerated, "human shields", etc

the damage to the car was also so precise & the details of multiple strikes make all of the other idf propaganda work against them with that crowd and it's massive

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

it's very difficult to interpret triple tapping aid workers through the logo identifying them as such as an unfortunate yet unavoidable outcome of a random process.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Zodium posted:

it's very difficult to interpret triple tapping aid workers through the logo identifying them as such as an unfortunate yet unavoidable outcome of a random process.

Also, I guess no one really wants to talk about the embassy in case Iran starts some completely unprovoked attack out of pure antisemitism.

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


The Alchemist posted:

Is that guy in the far left @InfraHaz

it figures Haz is a short king

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

theyre losing the support of all the naive/ not paying attention much ppl who believed the stuff about israel being precise and careful & probably handwaved away the reports of civilian deaths as exaggerated, "human shields", etc

the damage to the car was also so precise & the details of multiple strikes make all of the other idf propaganda work against them with that crowd and it's massive

How can they not at this point. The whole idea with that new group of aid workers was to help them out with the genocide and the PR for said genocide. Even in the best of cases switching from UNRA to another organization that has no local connections and experience is going to result in less aid being distributed. And you could easily slow roll this for months without the dumbest news consumers catching on. But no, Israel wants the whole world to see what they are doing and demands to be loved for it.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
israel is trying to do damage control by graciously allowing gazans to open a limited number of new bakeries, how kind of them

=====:

Israel to allow 350 aid trucks into Gaza daily

Israeli Political and Security Council of Ministers:

350 aid trucks will enter Gaza daily, 250 of which will be through Karam Abu Salem and the rest through the Rafah crossing.

The military will allow more bakeries to operate in Gaza.

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/live...31586;&%231604;

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

israel is trying to do damage control by graciously allowing gazans to open a limited number of new bakeries, how kind of them

=====:

Israel to allow 350 aid trucks into Gaza daily

Israeli Political and Security Council of Ministers:

350 aid trucks will enter Gaza daily, 250 of which will be through Karam Abu Salem and the rest through the Rafah crossing.

The military will allow more bakeries to operate in Gaza.

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/live...31586;&%231604;

Palestinians can have a little bread. As a treat.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/IranObserver0/status/1776172819652452462

why is it always toilet paper wtf

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Sucks to be them, must be absolutely terrifying to live in constant fear of getting bombed by an oppressing neighbor

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004


Every society is three bog rolls away from chaos

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

nobody wants to go out with a poopy butthole

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

israel is trying to do damage control by graciously allowing gazans to open a limited number of new bakeries, how kind of them

=====:

Israel to allow 350 aid trucks into Gaza daily

Israeli Political and Security Council of Ministers:

350 aid trucks will enter Gaza daily, 250 of which will be through Karam Abu Salem and the rest through the Rafah crossing.

The military will allow more bakeries to operate in Gaza.

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/live...31586;&%231604;

wonder what happened to the old bakeries

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Free Al-Saqr and ban Fluffdaddy

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

E; thread has moved on

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
israels dont use Bidets? huh looks like we have less in common with them than i thought. they are truly europeans.

fizziester
Dec 21, 2023

Al-Saqr posted:

The military will allow more bakeries to operate in Gaza.

Explicit admission that Israzis are deliberately starving the Palestinians.

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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



fizziester posted:

Explicit admission that Israzis are deliberately starving the Palestinians.

well they bombed the original ones so...

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