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Teach: Mar 28, 2008; Pillbug

Image request - goose cartoon, goose is chasing a man who is complaining that he "can't say anything anymore". You know the one.

drat what a snipe.

# ? Apr 4, 2024 19:32

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# ? May 25, 2024 17:03

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Helios Grime posted:

I didn't notice till now that the lady giving the eyewitness report was also in the club wearing a hood.
Darn NARCs

I interpret that as her ditching the costume before the cops arrive and pretending to be a bystander

# ? Apr 4, 2024 19:59

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

spookygonk posted:

https://twitter.com/marklewismd/status/1775149522013843570?t=6W3pQDMDZPsZERusyStLBA&s=19

no happy ending

# ? Apr 4, 2024 21:15

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cool Dad posted:

But zebras don't have hands, how can they hold a brick?

Hold it in their mouth & hoof it :haw:

# ? Apr 4, 2024 22:47

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Helios Grime posted:

I didn't notice till now that the lady giving the eyewitness report was also in the club wearing a hood.
Darn NARCs

Fun fact: nark as slang for a snitch has nothing to do with the word "narcotics", and is actually a loan word from the Romani language (meaning "nose")

# ? Apr 4, 2024 23:10

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

canyoneer posted:

Fun fact: nark as slang for a snitch has nothing to do with the word "narcotics", and is actually a loan word from the Romani language (meaning "nose")

Fun fact; that's not a "fun fact" and there is no way a Romani word somehow became synonymous with "narcotics officer" in American slang, especially when "nose" has no relationship to being busted...it's "narc", not "nark".

Whoa, crazy!
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# ? Apr 5, 2024 00:13

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

according to the OED you're both right but they're unrelated and the Roma one probably doesn't have any application to the modern usage:

quote:

narc (n.)

1967 (earlier narco, 1960), American English slang, shortened form of narcotics agent. It had been used 1955 for narcotics hospital, 1958 for narcotics addict. The senses and spelling have tended to merge with older but unrelated nark (q.v.).

quote:

nark

1859, "to act as a police informer" (v.); 1860, "police informer" (n.), probably from Romany nak "nose," from Hindi nak, from Sanskrit nakra, which probably is related to Sanskrit nasa "nose" (from PIE root *nas- "nose"). Sense and spelling tending to merge with etymologically unrelated narc (q.v.).
also from 1859

# ? Apr 5, 2024 00:24

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

-- nm, figured out in the process of posting

# ? Apr 5, 2024 00:43

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Maybe it's noses going where no self respecting nose would go, like up cop butts

# ? Apr 5, 2024 00:46

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Karate Bastard posted:

Maybe it's noses going where no self respecting nose would go, like up cop butts

or Bible penis and boob

# ? Apr 5, 2024 00:50

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

Bible penis and boob

This is definitely gonna roll uninvited through my head at random times for a good long while

# ? Apr 5, 2024 01:15

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

Bible penis and boob, you say? Whatabout

# ? Apr 5, 2024 01:32

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Who had the most ridiculous dump truck in the Old Testament?

# ? Apr 5, 2024 02:08

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017; Can't post for 3 hours!

It's got to be Ehud, the king from Judges who was so fat that the dagger used to kill him was lost in his rolls of fat.

# ? Apr 5, 2024 02:11

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Isaac had a tater for sure

# ? Apr 5, 2024 02:15

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Balaam is only known because of his rear end

# ? Apr 5, 2024 02:50

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

It's got to be Ehud, the king from Judges who was so fat that the dagger used to kill him was lost in his rolls of fat.

That would be Eglon. Ehud was the guy who stabbed him.

# ? Apr 5, 2024 02:51

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

Lot had 2 girls at the same time man

# ? Apr 5, 2024 02:58

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

Lot had 2 girls at the same time man

https://i.imgur.com/PNdKAba.gifv

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:04

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Deteriorata posted:

That would be Eglon. Ehud was the guy who stabbed him.

Eglon is Alex Kidd's brother, silly!

Bible better in the future please!

Judges is the best book of the Bible. Does Genesis or John have a dude killed by a tent peg through the head? Yeah, didn't think so!

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:04

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Android Apocalypse posted:

Who had the most ridiculous dump truck in the Old Testament?

Some say it's Mary Magdalen.

I say Ruth.

Ruth is dummy thicc.

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:22

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PNdKAba.gifv

I appreciate that this is at 60 frames or whatever.

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:23

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

God himself showed his rear end to Moses, I think?

Exodus 33:23 posted:

�You cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live.�

Then the Lord said, �There is a place near me where you may stand on a rock. When my glory passes by, I will put you in a cleft in the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed by. Then I will remove my hand and you will see my back; but my face must not be seen.�

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# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:44

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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dialhforhero posted:

Some say it's Mary Magdalen.

I say Ruth.

Ruth is dummy thicc.

I thought Ruth was good at giving head, but then I realized I was thinking of Judith.

Also Judith was good at taking head(s).

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:47

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Android Apocalypse posted:

Who had the most ridiculous dump truck in the Old Testament?

Goliath had dat rear end

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:48

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dialhforhero posted:

I appreciate that this is at 60 frames or whatever.

You shouldn't

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:50

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Silly Burrito posted:

Goliath had dat rear end

Samson slaying tools with his ridiculous rear end' jawbone.

# ? Apr 5, 2024 03:53

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Android Apocalypse posted:

Who had the most ridiculous dump truck in the Old Testament?

Abraham. Tied his rear end to a tree and walked up a mountain

# ? Apr 5, 2024 04:05

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I thought Ruth was good at giving head, but then I realized I was thinking of Judith.

Also Judith was good at taking head(s).

Judith walked out of a besieged city straight into the enemy general's tent and had him go "Yeah let her in, this can't go wrong!" she was probably pretty zaftig.

# ? Apr 5, 2024 04:22