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Should I step down as head of twitter
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lmao that they literally had to shimmy it off the tow truck cause the wheels are locked
https://v.redd.it/so2yvoxw9ksc1/DASH_720.mp4
elon is such a stupid dumbshit scammer, and his customers are mouthbreathing morons.

lol still loves the truck!

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

redshirt posted:

I still chuckle when I think how Musk took a hugely recognized brand name - Twitter - and killed it in favor of "X".

Because he charges twitter to use his site.

It's grift all the way down.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lmao that they literally had to shimmy it off the tow truck cause the wheels are locked
https://v.redd.it/so2yvoxw9ksc1/DASH_720.mp4
elon is such a stupid dumbshit scammer, and his customers are mouthbreathing morons.

These are filthy lies! It's not true! FUD! PURE EVIL!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Because he charges twitter to use his site.

It's grift all the way down.

So the grift is he spends $44 billion to own the place, then uses the money of the place that he owns to pay to use a site name that he owns? How does that work?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Grok will summarize news (as long as that news is Elon)


my dude it is your site


2020 was 10 years ago

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
> Twitter (referred to as "X" in some posts)

Even Elon's Goebbels can't put out content that accepts the site's name.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

You'd think Elon would have kinship with a senior leadership team that builds stuff that crash and explode

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

kazil posted:

Grok will summarize news (as long as that news is Elon)


Kim Jong Un Elon Musk looking at things

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001


rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023
What a miserable dipshit lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wow! Musk is taking on Boeing now! Give em hell Muskie!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Cyberplan crashed shortly after take off. Few survivors, family all dead. Life is ruined, not sure how I will go on.

Still love the plane though!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Cyber plane will be stainless steel and be impervious to arrows and bullets

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Cyber plane will be stainless steel and be impervious to arrows and bullets

A Tesla/Spacex airline that straps a rocket engine and glider wings to your car. What could go wrong?

Profanity
Aug 26, 2005
Grimey Drawer

░M░Y░M░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Not something we don't already know but still thought I'd share:

Jalopnik: Tesla Cybertruck Owners' Forum Is Already Full Of Tales Of Broken, Malfunctioning Cybertrucks

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Wow

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


kazil posted:

2020 was 10 years ago


Anyone who's followed the industry with even a passing interest knows this has been a problem since the late 90s after the merger and the McDonnell Douglas execs taking over. The first HQ move was over two decades ago lmao

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


I'm surprised they didn't make this a locked forum only accessible to people who link their VIN #'s to their account or something.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Profanity posted:

░M░Y░M░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░

A pussy in every bio

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lmao that they literally had to shimmy it off the tow truck cause the wheels are locked
https://v.redd.it/so2yvoxw9ksc1/DASH_720.mp4
elon is such a stupid dumbshit scammer, and his customers are mouthbreathing morons.

Did they paint this one matte black

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Profanity posted:

░M░Y░M░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░

Hey baby, what are you doing in a thread like this. You deserve the sugar baby lifestyle! Hit my dms for :taco::taco:

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

ilmucche posted:

Did they paint this one matte black

It's a vinyl wrap.

The CBRTKRKWK must be great for wrapping shops - all flat surfaces, and plenty of panel gap where the wrap needs to fold.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


Wow

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

boethius posted:

A pussy in every bio

A Tesla for every pothole.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lmao that they literally had to shimmy it off the tow truck cause the wheels are locked
https://v.redd.it/so2yvoxw9ksc1/DASH_720.mp4
elon is such a stupid dumbshit scammer, and his customers are mouthbreathing morons.

Mommy, what is that truck doing to that other truck? :gooncamp:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


[guy who takes private jets to work every day] The execs got lazy due to covid

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


here comes the self-congratulating posts from various X affiliated accounts about how people searched "earthquake"

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Posts are up 10000% about 'earthquake' since yesterday!

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


explosivo posted:

I'm surprised they didn't make this a locked forum only accessible to people who link their VIN #'s to their account or something.

Can't have that. Wouldn't have the people idiots waiting on their cybertrukkks defending the truck from the people idiots that have the truck experiencing rampant manufacturing and design issues lmao

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Careful how you edit the clip, for some reason we can't let the public know it was loaded onto the flatbed by forklift!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

You are pure evil

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Zero VGS posted:

Mommy, what is that truck doing to that other truck? :gooncamp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I wonder if any of those issues could be caused by bolting the interior directly to the battery. Surely there won't be any sudden forces applied to small areas in weird directions as a car advertised for heavy rough usage is tossed around in the real world

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Lmao


Move over, load bearing drywall, say hello to load bearing battery

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

explosivo posted:

Posts are up 10000% about 'earthquake' since yesterday!

It's all happening on X!

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


I saw 3 identical teslas in traffic the other day and it got me wondering what exactly have they done within the last few years except for the cybertruck. Like are there any yearly refreshes of their existing cars for people to get excited about or anything like that? It feels like they've been offering the same 2-3 cars for a decade now.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Wow how stock ticker is doing a perfect re-enactment of the last spaceX launch.

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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
The price has already 50% bounced back lol

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