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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

When my time comes
That’s how I wanna go
Stoned and fat and wealthy

Two outta three ain't bad

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Scratch Monkey posted:

When my time comes
That’s how I wanna go
Stoned and fat and wealthy
And sitting on the bowl

I think it's so funny
I laugh until I cry
Just me and God
Watching Scratch Monkey die

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Byzantine posted:

Two outta three ain't bad

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

freeedr posted:

When I was young and wild everyone in the friend group said I’d be the first to die and now I’m an old man and my friends all spread across the country and all died between the ages of 19 and 36.
Is...is this a confession?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

freeedr posted:

When I was young and wild everyone in the friend group said I’d be the first to die and now I’m an old man and my friends all spread across the country and all died between the ages of 19 and 36.

Yes, we've all heard the song, Jim.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ommin posted:

Is...is this a confession?

He was going to prove that prophecy wrong at any cost

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Non Compos Mentis posted:

Violently masturbated by a macaque

that's not the search bar

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
How much did the tontine pay out?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

freeedr posted:

When I was young and wild everyone in the friend group said I’d be the first to die and now I’m an old man and my friends all spread across the country and all died between the ages of 19 and 36.

That's a hell of a blast :stare:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/uh4vslsncnsc1/DASH_1080.mp4

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


The machines are evolving before our eyes! They don't even need stairs anymore!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Honestly pretty impressive he managed to take so many out, you can actually move around quite a bit on those lifts


https://i.imgur.com/ZKJ7iNw.mp4

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

mobby_6kl posted:

Honestly pretty impressive he managed to take so many out, you can actually move around quite a bit on those lifts


https://i.imgur.com/ZKJ7iNw.mp4

I'll watch this every time it's posted. One of my all-time favorites. Literally Wile E Coyote poo poo.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Yoiks! And away!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Makes you wonder why they put the launch pad in front of the palm tree. Is that the intended experience?

Knormal posted:

Yoiks! And away!

lol :honked:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What a strange trick.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
lol every time at that kid in the farm machine thing god drat

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nenonen posted:

Makes you wonder why they put the launch pad in front of the palm tree. Is that the intended experience?

Really, I'm just hoping someone in this 100,000 pool of generally smart people might have dealt with an issue like this before, and can throw me an answer.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Aphrodite posted:

Really, I'm just hoping someone in this 100,000 pool of generally smart people might have dealt with an issue like this before, and can throw me an answer.
That's the Hard Mode launch site.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Nenonen posted:

Makes you wonder why they put the launch pad in front of the palm tree. Is that the intended experience?

We built the runway wrong. As a joke.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
The most :doh: experience

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Nenonen posted:

Makes you wonder why they put the launch pad in front of the palm tree. Is that the intended experience?

I think it's genuinely not directly in front of the tree, they just take off that badly. Like, they're already sideways at the jump, and never correct so it only gets worse.

They're also looking down as they launch, so who knows whether they even saw it before they were in the air.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.io/fHvtYPA.mp4

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


:hmmyes:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

freeedr posted:

When I was young and wild everyone in the friend group said I’d be the first to die and now I’m an old man and my friends all spread across the country and all died between the ages of 19 and 36.

So did you win a tontine?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

When I was young and wild everyone in the friend group said I’d be the first to die and now I’m an old man and my friends all spread across the country and all died between the ages of 19 and 36.

How can one little street swallow so many lives?

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


that old lady sounds exactly like the old lady from the Simpsons

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

GoutPatrol posted:

that old lady sounds exactly like the old lady from the Simpsons



yeah there's no way thats not someone doing a voice

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MHZGjlL.mp4

Do not ask for whom the bells toll, they toll for thee, for thou art stupid.


Good hustle though.

Huh. What's that machine usually for? Is it a... cow... percolator?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



looks like it forces combatants to trot

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
horse treadmill

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Conan strengthener

dandybrush
Feb 7, 2011
It's a horse walker cranked up to top speed which you would never actually do with horses in it because it's for exercising horses at a brisk walk. (Walking is better for fittening work and there's less chance of injury/accidents because even though horses are supposed to be watched while on walkers no one usually does because they are chucked on during mucking out and whatever)

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
she's tekken his children away
because she said he was not a good gamer

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Take his consoles away. No more video games until you learn not to flip your poo poo like an angry chimpanzee when you perform poorly ever. you have lost the privilege permanently.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser



This guy is a Paul but his wife is trying to declare Marshall Law

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I hope that dog crate is for him

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

John Wick of Dogs posted:

This guy is a Paul but his wife is trying to declare Marshall Law

It's definitely not King poo poo

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Heihachi machi

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