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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Lazy_Liberal posted:

shoulda turned it off, ya ding dong

They only know how to turn on snakes

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't see any way the poor snake could have climbed there so I must suspect animal abuse.
Extra Cursed™

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

By popular demand posted:

I don't see any way the poor snake could have climbed there so I must suspect animal abuse.
Extra Cursed™

It got there through the ceiling and the loose cover on the base of the fan.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It got there through the ceiling and the loose cover on the base of the fan.



e:
Yes, you still have to come to the All Hands meeting :rolleyes:
https://i.imgur.com/pm0WqVg.mp4

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It got there through the ceiling and the loose cover on the base of the fan.

Yeah, snakes getting onto ceiling fans through the ceilings is just a thing that can happen. Like snakes getting into the dunny.

You get use to it.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

why not turn off the fan though?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
why not just accelerate the fan to helicopter-like speeds?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TrashMammal posted:

why not turn off the fan though?

He's above the spinning blades, whereas the controls are below the spinning blades. What the gently caress do you think he's trying to do?!?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

He should have just raised the controls

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I like how the blue guy on the tv keeps side eyeing the snake. Like it can't get you dummy, you're prerecorded

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

I like how the blue guy on the tv keeps side eyeing the snake. Like it can't get you dummy, you're prerecorded

Hey you don't want to be too cocky about these things, that's when they get you.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Population is declining due to the desire for their blue blood. Humanity's rapacity is always cursed.
Good god, who would rape that thing???

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't ask anything like that on the internet, you'll not like the answer.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Like probably don't ask that not on the internet either for the same reason.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Slugworth posted:

Good god, who would rape that thing???

There's a list on archive.org

e: Also whatever fishmech's server is called.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Eau de MacGowan posted:

why not just accelerate the fan to helicopter-like speeds?

On a related note, do snakes get concussions? Let's find out!

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
I hope the snake okay

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

By popular demand posted:

Don't ask anything like that on the internet, you'll not like the answer.

Paige No!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Right click save as.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Chili

Dawg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Got that chili dawg in me.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
omg that's so hot

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Gonna make me go fast.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



#fitnessgoals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijmm0b84Ltk

it's fake btw

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

♫ ... outside the tasty freeze. ♫

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

R.L. Stine posted:

stingrays are beautiful creatures


That's not a stingray.

That's a stabron.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

dev286 fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 5, 2024

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Is 100% Canadian tomatoes a selling point?

When I think of ideal places to grow tomatoes, I don’t think of Canada.

EDIT: This is where someone rolls in with some link to tomatofarmersofcanada.org or something that shows that actually, Canada is the #2 producer of tomatoes and has celebrated, award-winning varietals.

Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Apr 5, 2024

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Moonlight posted:

Is 100% Canadian tomatoes a selling point?

When I think of ideal places to grow tomatoes, I don’t think of Canada.

People don't like flavor.

Like tha'ts the appeal of canada

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Milo and POTUS posted:

People don't like flavor

It's too spicy!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Heinz shut down a factory in Ontario and lots of people almost lost their jobs, so French's came in to save the day.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

French's also made an amazing garlic ketchup, but they discontinued it for some stupid reason.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


R.L. Stine posted:

stingrays are beautiful creatures



I discovered waaay too late in life that horseshoe crabs are a real thing and not a bizarre sea creature invented for a simpsons gag

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

Bouillon Rube posted:

I discovered waaay too late in life that horseshoe crabs are a real thing and not a bizarre sea creature invented for a simpsons gag



Just wait until you find out about their blood.

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

What isn't fake is how Shinesty supports my junk. These are the only underwear I buy now.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I had a preserved horseshoe crab on my wall when I was a kid and it was the happiest day of my life when it fell off the wall and broke in half and my parents threw it away.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bouillon Rube posted:

I discovered waaay too late in life that horseshoe crabs are a real thing and not a bizarre sea creature invented for a simpsons gag



They're great, we used to go to the beach every year when I was a kid, and occasionally going out at night and seeing a whole horde of them come on shore was really cool. I thought I'd be scared of them, but they're just a bunch of gentle crawly guys.

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