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Burns posted:So apparently some goonie fuckin Russians got exploded when someone pressed a doorbell attached to a tree, in a forest. https://boingboing.net/2024/04/04/if-you-see-a-doorbell-in-the-forest-dont-push-it.html Is this fuckin real, I can't tell?!
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Apr 5, 2024 20:57
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boingboing.net posted:Speaker 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CNLKBzLQGY&t=20s
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Apr 5, 2024 21:05
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I would play the sound of a drone doing zoomies from that drone. After an hour it does it for real.
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Apr 5, 2024 21:15
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https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1776310827252887862
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Apr 5, 2024 21:42
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This is just "Russian infrastructure project", not something that Ukrainians did I hope?
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Apr 5, 2024 21:43
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Der Kyhe posted:This is just "Russian infrastructure project", not something that Ukrainians did I hope? Ukraine didn't do this, if that's what you're asking. This is just glorious Russian infrastructure being what it is.
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Apr 5, 2024 21:44
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Burns posted:So apparently some goonie fuckin Russians got exploded when someone pressed a doorbell attached to a tree, in a forest. They though the tree gave access to Narnai.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:00
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I'm sure a copy of the Sims 3 will soon be found blocking the emergency overspill
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Apr 5, 2024 22:00
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zone posted:Ukraine didn't do this, if that's what you're asking. This is just glorious Russian infrastructure being what it is. Not so fast there on that conclusion Bub, they have yet to state that absolutely no Maxis software was found at the scene.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:01
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The FSB tortured the dam and it confessed that Zelenskyy paid it 5,000,000UAH to collapse
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Apr 5, 2024 22:18
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Just read about the doorbell thing and genuinely needed a good ten minutes before I stopped laughing. loving exceptional.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:29
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Waffle House posted:https://boingboing.net/2024/04/04/if-you-see-a-doorbell-in-the-forest-dont-push-it.html This can’t be real lol
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Apr 5, 2024 22:33
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:Just read about the doorbell thing and genuinely needed a good ten minutes before I stopped laughing. loving exceptional.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:35
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FMguru posted:The only way it could have been better would have been if there was a sign on the tree saying "DO NOT PRESS". Terry Pratchett posted:Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. It's how I'd die too
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Apr 5, 2024 22:44
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I would have died. I won't pretend otherwise.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:44
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FMguru posted:The only way it could have been better would have been if there was a sign on the tree saying "DO NOT PRESS". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx5kwIFYxfk
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Apr 5, 2024 22:48
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got a real laugh out of me well done 
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Apr 5, 2024 22:48
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FMguru posted:The only way it could have been better would have been if there was a sign on the tree saying "DO NOT PRESS". No matter the country, marines should not be subjected to this 
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Apr 5, 2024 22:50
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And that's why you don't use carbon tipped control rods.
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Apr 6, 2024 00:52
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NES version of this screen/music is one of the best game over screens ever.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:57
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1776480342888591789
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Apr 6, 2024 06:50
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press butan, receive ban
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Apr 6, 2024 07:12
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Spicy smoking accident In Хабаровск
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Apr 6, 2024 07:44
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Spicy smoking accident In Хабаровск Poor drone having to schlep itself across the entire continent at 100km/h.
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Apr 6, 2024 07:49
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https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1776362858000871571 Sheer desperation.
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Apr 6, 2024 08:24
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Huge attacks over past weeks at Terny and they have been completely destroyed with around 80 armored vehicles lost and many meatwaves decimated. I think russia is crippled, destroyed and incapable of waging war but just like all the tankies and cynical analysts, they buy into the copium that "we can recruit more, we still have tanks in storage, so so we are still at peak strength and ukraine will run out of shells any day now." I predict we will see more older and rapidly slapped together garbage from "russias nato ending storage of 10+k mint condition modern tanks" over the voming summer offensives. Probably by the end of summer they have another 300k casualties and maybe a village to show for it and then they are out of mothballed vehicles. We might start to see more chinese and north korean vehicles showing up even. With how russian economy is as lots of companies are bankrupting and their main export is badly suffering from premature consumption, life in russia might get miserable enough for them to pack up and leave once quality of life is destroyed in the only cities whose inhabitants matter to russia. Seems like holding the ground is a functional plan as attacking in Ukraines current position without having clear superiority in air or artillery seems too dangerous. I have sincere doubts Russia would pack up and leave once they are pushed beyond their border. What reason they have to admit defeat? I see no reason anyone in russia wants this war to end without some sort of victory. We are talking casualty rate nearing million plus functrionally millions more, mostly the least stupid and skilled people, gone from the country to avoid mobilization. haddedam fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Apr 6, 2024 08:42
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What is even the point of firing one solitary Kalibr and just two Kh-101s
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Apr 6, 2024 08:54
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Cause dad said you can't have new ones unless you used up the old ones.
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Apr 6, 2024 08:58
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NTRabbit posted:What is even the point of firing one solitary Kalibr and just two Kh-101s Probably it was to destroy or damage the 3 things they'd most like to destroy or damage.
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Apr 6, 2024 09:36
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 Did you ask Pooh Bear if he was OK with that first? 
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Apr 6, 2024 09:47
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A pipeline near the Azov port used to pump oil to tankers was blown up overnight, according to GUR
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Apr 6, 2024 10:20
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https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1776568898826944755
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Apr 6, 2024 12:24
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shadow puppet of a posted:Not so fast there on that conclusion Bub, they have yet to state that absolutely no Maxis software was found at the scene. Maxis hasn't existed in a long time, much less made a game. You're free to blame EA yet again. FMguru posted:The only way it could have been better would have been if there was a sign on the tree saying "DO NOT PRESS". Not unlike the cave diving signs you find out in the wild:  Some Coast Guard/National Parks diving team has to specifically go out to these remote-rear end places and put these signs there and it does help, but it's not foolproof. 
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Apr 6, 2024 17:15
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Obligatory
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Apr 6, 2024 17:35
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fleetwood blyat
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Apr 6, 2024 19:11
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Der Kyhe posted:Finnish YLE reported 6 destroyed, 8 badly damaged planes with citations to AFP and Reuters. So basically 14 planes gone and replaced with a pile of bit banged spare parts. it seems reports of damaged planes were overly optimistic - based on satellite imagery, No Major Damage Seen At Russian Air Base After Drone Attack quote:While there are real limits to the amount of information commercially available satellite images can provide, we see no major impacts on the installation. Another image taken later today shows aircraft taxiing and one landing on the runway. Regardless, we must underline that there still could be damage, including to aircraft. Shrapnel effects and other small damage, which can still be catastrophic to aircraft and equipment, simply do not show up in satellite imagery, although subsequent fires and destruction could. So, this does not mean no damage occurred or the attack was outright unsuccessful, but this is what we can see with the imagery available. edit: another potential million of shells 'found' by Estonia  Dwesa fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Apr 6, 2024 21:35
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Mistle posted:Maxis hasn't existed in a long time, much less made a game. You're free to blame EA yet again. 
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Apr 6, 2024 21:48
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Dwesa posted:it seems reports of damaged planes were overly optimistic - based on satellite imagery, No Major Damage Seen At Russian Air Base After Drone Attack What is the funding block here? Are they saying that they have shells, but for sale rather than donation?
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Maybe small countries can't afford to throw munitions at the current thing
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