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Brain Curry posted:home is where you’re loved and valued, not necessarily where your parents are sorry that my heart is such cramped quarters folks but everyone has a home there
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Squizzle posted:sorry that my heart is such cramped quarters folks but everyone has a home there The loving heart is infinite, Squizzle, and as such is yours
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Apr 5, 2024 20:13
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the hallmark store employee that is willing to fight, go to jail over, the Men's (lack thereof) section definite UFO
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Apr 5, 2024 20:31
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Is cult classic blockbuster movie The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz returning to theaters April 26th disclosure? (yes) https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/the-mummy-returns-to-movie-theaters-for-its-25th-anniversary
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Apr 5, 2024 20:40
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Lot going on the past couple pages, so I'll just say I hope things get better for everyone. Good birds as always. The mummies are real and my friends.
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Apr 5, 2024 20:46
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I'm slogging through an acedemicish book about Manichaeism and I don't think I'm gonna make it.
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Apr 5, 2024 20:46
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 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 5, 2024 20:48
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:Is cult classic blockbuster movie The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz returning to theaters April 26th disclosure? (yes) there's no such thing as coincidence...
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Apr 5, 2024 21:14
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Rachel Weiszussy...
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Apr 5, 2024 21:14
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lot going on the past couple pages, so I'll just say I hope things get better for everyone.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:02
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isnt the mummy that movie that turned 99% of millennials into poorly adjusted bisexuals
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Apr 5, 2024 22:36
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No I'm pretty sure that was Bicentennial Man
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Apr 5, 2024 22:54
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Two important philosophical questions have come up in this thread recently: - can I post my own personally identifying information?; and - can I post my resume here (instead of, say, BFC) and ask for advice/critique, even for positions that do not involve UFO hunting, alien abduction and/or any other paranormal pursuits? The answer to both is yes, technically you can as neither is against the rules... but should you? I don't recommend either.
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Apr 5, 2024 23:02
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probably a good thing to remember is that it's not just the people posting in this thread who are gonna see stuff with your name on it. it's visible to anyone even without an account
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Apr 5, 2024 23:05
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blatman posted:isnt the mummy that movie that turned 99% of millennials into poorly adjusted bisexuals  pick your type
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Apr 5, 2024 23:05
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Precambrian Video Games posted:Two important philosophical questions have come up in this thread recently: well actually posting my resume is against the rules because u cant post the goatman anymore
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Apr 5, 2024 23:09
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I wonder if anyone has inserted ascii goatse into their resume in white text to match the presumed color of printed paper for some cheeky fun, only to have a business print the damned thing out on colored paper for a gaping surprise.
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Apr 5, 2024 23:40
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The Demilich posted:I wonder if anyone has inserted ascii goatse into their resume in white text to match the presumed color of printed paper for some cheeky fun, only to have a business print the damned thing out on colored paper for a gaping surprise. i didnt do that but i did put it as my profile photo on msn messenger and then forget it was there for several years until one of my friends went and looked at it and had vigorous questions
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Apr 5, 2024 23:54
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Clearly an evolutionary advantage against the pear of anguish.
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Apr 6, 2024 00:28
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Lets try again. Is this adequate for the position I'm trying to secure? Can we somehow borrow from the inevitable complexity fold to juice up the chances some? Carp has issued a correction as of 01:02 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Apr 6, 2024 00:38
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tl;dr: career objective is to serve yawn
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Apr 6, 2024 00:44
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btw you should look at the interview thread in yospos and ask there honestly. i get what you want (i don’t care if you pair in this thread ofc but i don’t think you’ll necessarily get what you want from this one)
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Apr 6, 2024 00:44
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aw frig aw dang it posted:probably a good thing to remember is that it's not just the people posting in this thread who are gonna see stuff with your name on it. it's visible to anyone even without an account Why is cspam of all places visible without an account?
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Apr 6, 2024 00:56
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Why is cspam of all places visible without an account? jeff is proud of us and wants to show our posts to the world 
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Apr 6, 2024 00:57
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mediaphage posted:btw you should look at the interview thread in yospos and ask there honestly. i get what you want (i don’t care if you pair in this thread ofc but i don’t think you’ll necessarily get what you want from this one) Yea I'm happy to lend moral and spiritual support but I'm not sure this thread in particular is gonna be the useful or appropriate place to have this chat I mean this with all love and care
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Apr 6, 2024 01:01
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Carp posted:Lets try again. Is this adequate for the position I'm trying to secure? Can we somehow borrow from the inevitable complexity fold to juice up the chances some? friendo, this is not the efficacious approach to fulfill these needs. the immediate gut reäction to having a fellow posters life details posted so openly, is worry and concern. this is so much personal detail that the worry becomes insuperable, and we are not able to get into the right mental place to offer the feedback you need. plz accept my apology on behalf of the general thread community, that we arent able to create w/in here a useful space for what you need in this matter. equally, plz let me request that you not place us in a position to need to apologize for this again
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Apr 6, 2024 01:06
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Why this thread? I do not value the advice of ambitious people and see little value in playing the middle for advantage. It feels like all of humanity is mucked up with greed and personal satisfaction. So I come here.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:10
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did you post your facebook and linkedin in the ufo thread lmfao
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Apr 6, 2024 01:13
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Carp posted:Lets try again. Is this adequate for the position I'm trying to secure? Can we somehow borrow from the inevitable complexity fold to juice up the chances some? I read a lot of resumes and this has 2-3x as many details as it should
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Apr 6, 2024 01:15
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Squizzle posted:friendo, this is not the efficacious approach to fulfill these needs. the immediate gut reäction to having a fellow posters life details posted so openly, is worry and concern. this is so much personal detail that the worry becomes insuperable, and we are not able to get into the right mental place to offer the feedback you need. plz accept my apology on behalf of the general thread community, that we arent able to create w/in here a useful space for what you need in this matter. equally, plz let me request that you not place us in a position to need to apologize for this again We are all the same thing, but with different perspective. I can not hope to collect enough perspectives on my own. And even if I could, there really isn't a way to shift between them fast enough for it to be of any use
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Apr 6, 2024 01:15
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no more mummies? no, more mummies!
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Apr 6, 2024 01:15
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:I read a lot of resumes and this has 2-3x as many details as it should yeah no one's gonna care about lead artist 25 years ago or jquery or any of the random grabbag of skills and achievements tbh
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Apr 6, 2024 01:16
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Carp posted:Why this thread? I do not value the advice of ambitious people and see little value in playing the middle for advantage. It feels like all of humanity is mucked up with greed and personal satisfaction. So I come here. your post earlier was explicitly about being ambitious. i get your pov but dude you should listen to exp tech workers for advice on getting a tech job that would be a big upgrade (and your resume is part of that natch). this thread is vibes and that’s fine (and again feel free to post i don’t care) i just don’t think you’re gonna get the help you want
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Apr 6, 2024 01:17
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are the aliems here yet
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Apr 6, 2024 01:19
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wheres my hardcore xenography
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Apr 6, 2024 01:19
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PokeJoe posted:are the aliems here yet yes, and they're consummate problem solvers so watch tf out
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Apr 6, 2024 01:19
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probably a different venue is best for this but i will say that if you're aiming for a position in a company that isn't way behind the times, putting jquery experience on your resume is probably more of a red flag than anything. there is an assumption, fair or not, that people who still mention their jquery skills are unreasonably attached to doing webdev with it and won't be able to adapt to modern frameworks very well. also writing your resume as if javascript, ecmascript, and jscript are different things is probably a bad idea because that's a distinction that hasn't really existed in a long time.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:22
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hello is this the ufo thread
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Apr 6, 2024 01:25
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the adult swim background probably won't do you any favors either
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what makes earth so interesting to rad aliens? our skateboard videos?
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