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FMguru posted:I was thinking something more along the lines of seeing if the French Foreign Legion is hiring. To take in the baby?
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Captain Hygiene posted:
What a nice guy. Doesn't give a crap about his affair partner or his child but wants no responsibility, no consequences, and no child support. I hope the partner blabs and sues for child support.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 04:48 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:How about a little r/legaladvice content, as a treat: That's some powerful passive voice there.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 05:15 |
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An OP involved procreation occurred
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 05:16 |
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Anyone have a spare spine? Found someone in need of a donation. I (36M) think my wife (38F) is cheating on me and using me as a cover quote:Hello, I'm gonna be straightforward. My wife and I have been married for 9 years now, no kids; great marriage (good compatibility, sex life, lots of shared interests, etc), so I never had any reasons to suspect my wife of infidelity (until recently).
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 05:21 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:To take in the baby? kids thrive with structure
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 05:23 |
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Mx. posted:kids thrive with structure Babies got 3 months to learn french, so hit them books kiddo
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Troublemaker posted:Anyone have a spare spine? Found someone in need of a donation.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 06:17 |
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Troublemaker posted:Anyone have a spare spine? Found someone in need of a donation. OP should start banging mark's wife
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 06:21 |
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reignonyourparade posted:OP should start banging mark's wife Obviously
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 06:35 |
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FMguru posted:Here's a cute one for the end of the week Guy with the butt is gonna get done dirty... quote:Alright so here’s the timeline I regret posting the non-Tuesday version now.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 06:43 |
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Hughlander posted:Guy with the butt is gonna get done dirty... I mean it's uni and it does happen, I hope that butt guy and none butt gal can still get together.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 08:36 |
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definitely an rear end in a top hat for having steampunk goggles
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 10:11 |
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AITA for defending my adult son for "being childish"quote:I (47f) have a son (21m), and recently some of my husbands brother and family came over for a little during spring break. They moved to our state earlier this calendar year, and we've both been busy and this was our first chance to really spend some time together. I was setting up for dinner and I brought out the carton of milk as my son quite enjoys milk. MY sil said that her kid (7m) doesnt drink milk and that it was ok and I said oh, no it's for my son. She said oh, ok in an odd tone but I ignored it. My son texted me that he would be 10-15 minutes late so we started without him. When he came in he said hello, washed his hands and came to sit down. As he did he gave his sister (16f) a half noogie, if that makes sense, since he just rubbed his knuckles on her head, then sat down.
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Mx. posted:AITA for defending my adult son for "being childish" Some of these stories need a scale involved as background information. Milk basically exists to put weight on children, if the son is healthy and active there's nothing wrong here but statistically speaking if the story is based in the US chances are he's overweight and the SIL has a point.
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Drinking milk is fine and normal, and having a relationship with your siblings where you can jokingly noogie them seems perfectly fine as well. I AM glad that the OP specified calendar year though, otherwise I would have been wondering if this move happened in the financial or academic year.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 10:43 |
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I mean but also like if someone wants some milk I'm not gonna judge them, probably. Also "a grown man should drink water" I mean I think everyone should drink water but that's just basic hydration, yo.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Some of these stories need a scale involved as background information. Milk basically exists to put weight on children, if the son is healthy and active there's nothing wrong here but statistically speaking if the story is based in the US chances are he's overweight and the SIL has a point. I don’t think his health or weight was her primary concern when her point was childishness specifically you loving weirdo.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Some of these stories need a scale involved as background information. Milk basically exists to put weight on children, if the son is healthy and active there's nothing wrong here but statistically speaking if the story is based in the US chances are he's overweight and the SIL has a point. You can take my glass of milk with meals from me when i'm dead thank you very much
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Odd posted:You can take my glass of milk with meals from me when i'm dead thank you very much I will.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Some of these stories need a scale involved as background information. Milk basically exists to put weight on children, if the son is healthy and active there's nothing wrong here but statistically speaking if the story is based in the US chances are he's overweight and the SIL has a point. Elukka fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Milk exists to be an ingredient in cornbread when you are out of Greek yogurt
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:06 |
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Milk is for grownups because it exists to be turned into a milkshake that I have with my McDonald's when I've got a raging hangover.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:14 |
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I used to work with a guy who didn't drink alcohol, but instead brought milk to parties, like two cartons of the stuff, and just sipped on it through out the evening. We all thought he was a psycho or serial killer.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:17 |
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Milk exists to make my tummy hurt
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:18 |
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When one of my friends first went sober he was looking for alternatives to drinking booze when we hang out, so once he brought like three different kinds of milk (cow, goat, sheep?) and drank all of them until he got real tired and logy and sickly because that was basically the same as getting drunk That's my milk story
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:24 |
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Everyone knows a real adult drinks water or alcohol and then berates their children for wasting their goddamn golden years.
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syntaxfunction posted:Everyone knows a real adult drinks rainwater or grain alcohol
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:33 |
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lol remember that one story about the guy who ordered a glass of milk at a bar on a date
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:43 |
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While looking for an unrelated post I came across this, not sure if it was posted before but I couldn't see it in a google search AITA for customising my burger quote:For my niece's (my sister's child) 10th birthday a few days ago we went to a restaurant. I am pretty picky about food so I thought it would be easier rather than complain about the burger place she wanted to go to I'd just take along some of my own stuff.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:50 |
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was his name alex?
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:50 |
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lmao imagine being an adult picky eater lol
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Shanghaied posted:I used to work with a guy who didn't drink alcohol, but instead brought milk to parties, like two cartons of the stuff, and just sipped on it through out the evening. We all thought he was a psycho or serial killer. You worked with a McPoyle??
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 13:03 |
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hmm yes everyone in the gastropub was definitely staring at you out of jealousy. look at their jealous laughing faces as you assemble your hobo burger
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 13:42 |
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I wonder if he kept each ingredient in a different pocket
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 13:45 |
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I'm sad he brought barbecue sauce. Where's the rich tomato flavour?
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 14:13 |
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What’s sex for the goose is pegging for the gander, I guess: AITAH for making up weird sex stuff about my ex boyfriend who I never had sex with after he told everyone we did? I F18 was dating Carl (18) until last Christmas. I bought him a nice, thoughtful gift and he got me nothing. We had been dating for six months and he said he didn't think we were at the gift stage. Whatever. I was single for New Year's Eve. I recently found out he it telling everyone that had sex. We didn't. Now my friends are bugging me about it. Since I still "claim" to be a virgin. Rather than fight the rumors I have been adding to them. He likes being pegged. He likes being snowballed. He makes a weird noise and cries when he comes. He can only get hard if I'm wearing men's underwear. Now he is pissed off with me for lying about him. He tried telling everyone that I'm lying but I have seen him naked and can tell the truth about his body. For example he as a very big birthmark in his hip area. But you can't see it of he has a bathing suit on. I know I am being petty. And I was planning on sleeping with him on New Year's Eve. I'm conflicted but I think he deserves it.
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artsy fartsy posted:I wonder if he kept each ingredient in a different pocket
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Some of these stories need a scale involved as background information. Milk basically exists to put weight on children, if the son is healthy and active there's nothing wrong here but statistically speaking if the story is based in the US chances are he's overweight and the SIL has a point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HISBol9014A Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:While looking for an unrelated post I came across this, not sure if it was posted before but I couldn't see it in a google search probably rodeo goat, and their burgers are very gimmicky and stupid. they'll make a non-stupid one if you ask though
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