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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



smellmycheese posted:

Photo from Farages 60th birthday party



Shaun Ryder looking rough these days.

[edit] Take the number 138 bus from Bromley North station to Bromley South station.

Dead Goon fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Apr 6, 2024

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Beefeater1980 posted:

My best guess at what Starmer would do in office is try to govern as if this was a continuation of the Blair government except with total incompetents in charge.

Specifically I think this would look like:
* No independent foreign policy. Follow the US lead whatever that is from time to time. Bomb who they bomb, shun who they shun etc.
* Increase public spending (people here tend to talk as if the Blair government cut spending: it actually rose from about £400m in 1997 to about £750M in 2013 in real terms, i.e. after inflation, then very slowly fell until 2018 or so). Source
* Mostly avoid culture wars; when forced to take a view, try to be in line with the general public, who are slightly conservative.
* Be quite authoritarian. Promote and support the police, expand monitoring, default to any position that gives the state more information and control relative to the individual citizen….

…Just handled by people who are completely broke-brained by social media, who have never lived in a world where they had to interact with physical reality and who are governing a much poorer country with a lot fewer levers to pull on to change things.

I imagine they’ll get stuck in straight away on the old ID cards, whilst doing gently caress all about infrastructure and poverty and letting Wes flog the NHS

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Shot:


Chaser:


Take the hint bro lol

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Beefeater1980 posted:

My best guess at what Starmer would do in office is try to

bring back a beloved and traditional British institution by deregulating the sale of gin and making it duty free, and introduce strict liability for cyclists involved in collisions with cars.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






big scary monsters posted:

bring back a beloved and traditional British institution by deregulating the sale of gin and making it duty free, and introduce strict liability for cyclists involved in collisions with cars.

The “Hogarth” strategy is sure to be a vote winner.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

smellmycheese posted:

Chaser:


Take the hint bro lol

https://electionresults.parliament.uk/election/2016-05-05/results/Location/Constituency/Upper%20Bann

Dude was last place, and lost his deposit with 0.4% of the vote.

So can't understand why Rishi isn't taking this high flyer on board and immediately putting him in the front benches.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



sebzilla posted:

Yeah mate you can be responsible for punting Woah-oah Thangam Debonnaire into the harbour (metaphorically, on Minecraft)

You're right, they never did catch the Bristol Pusher.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu

Umbra Dubium posted:

You're right, they never did catch the Bristol Pusher.

Lewis Brindley remains at large

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


happyhippy posted:

https://electionresults.parliament.uk/election/2016-05-05/results/Location/Constituency/Upper%20Bann

Dude was last place, and lost his deposit with 0.4% of the vote.

So can't understand why Rishi isn't taking this high flyer on board and immediately putting him in the front benches.

Yeah, when the Tory candidate finishes with fewer votes than a Marxist-Leninist party the candidate should probably never run again

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Starbucks posted:

Looked up Bristol Central and it existed before and had this lovely lady there

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet_Bathurst,_Lady_Apsley

I am glad she wasn’t elected. Just shows what Tories would do if they could.

Whenever I read articles about Female MP's I'm always reminded of Lady Astor and who she is celebrated as the first Female MP.

This is despite the fact that she isn't the first female MP to be elected. (That would be Countess Markovitch.)
And that Astor was a Nazi supporter.

However Markovitch was the thing that was worse than a Nazi sympathiser. She was an Irish socialist.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Well at least Lady Astor wasn't an antisemite!

oh......

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
the first lady who sat down

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Don't tweet a post including the phrase "gobbledy gook" because the American algorithm has decided that instead of it having the perfectly normal British meaning of "unintelligible or meaningless language" it is supposedly "hate speech".

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Don't tweet a post including the phrase "gobbledy gook" because the American algorithm has decided that instead of it having the perfectly normal British meaning of "unintelligible or meaningless language" it is supposedly "hate speech".

Think it's the latter part because it may somehow be confused with American for Vietnamese.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Z the IVth posted:

Think it's the latter part because it may somehow be confused with American for Vietnamese.

Yeah I googled to find that out.
I've submitted a 'you are wrong' report & explained why. They need to remember that not everyone is an American.
We'll see.

Mind you, it was a tweet I made 2 months ago that they've only just decided to block.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I thought racism was fine there now anyway?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

gook is a slur for someone from south/east asia, so that's what's getting picked up

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Beefeater1980 posted:

* Increase public spending (people here tend to talk as if the Blair government cut spending: it actually rose from about £400m in 1997 to about £750M in 2013 in real terms, i.e. after inflation, then very slowly fell until 2018 or so).

Rachel Reeves has already said that public spending won’t increase.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
better double check all your "niggardly"s

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The problem might be that it's two seperate words, which is why their lazy wordfilter was able to pick it up.

Still, I read an article claiming that even without the scunthorpe problem words like that can still come across a bit bigoted in certain contexts, if the context is talking about 'that person's language / dialect / accent is so unintelligible to me that it may as well be nonsense.' What was the tweet?

Amazing though to see the platform run infested by nazis, transphobes and eugenicists deciding this is the one thing they do want to police.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Apr 6, 2024

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Bobby Deluxe posted:

Amazing though to see the platform run infested by nazis, transphobes and eugenicists deciding this is the one thing they do want to police.

Of course, they have always been able to pride themselves on only saying the most hateful things in the most polite lanaguage.

And as soon as a upset lefty swears at them for it, it's all pearl-clutching calls for decorum.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:


Still, I read an article claiming that even without the scunthorpe problem words like that can still come across a bit bigoted in certain contexts, if the context is talking about 'that person's language / dialect / accent is so unintelligible to me that it may as well be nonsense.' What was the tweet?


It was in the context of evanglicals' purported speaking in tongues. It was not replying to anything remotely related to south asians - I guess the algorithm doesn't do context.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/edcumming/status/1776215949797999027

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Gobbledygook should be one word anyway

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Can't stop myself, I'm an addict. Though I am trying to remember to just block all those right wingers who get in the 'for you' feed instead of reacting with a reply.
I realize the more I react the more the algorithm will feed it to me.
Then if I am really getting my blood pressure up, I force myself to log out so there's that tiny pause when I would have to log in again to read some more when I can think "do I really want to do this".

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Gobbledygook should be one word anyway

So it should. But at the time I put a space in it.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

happyhippy posted:

https://electionresults.parliament.uk/election/2016-05-05/results/Location/Constituency/Upper%20Bann

Dude was last place, and lost his deposit with 0.4% of the vote.

So can't understand why Rishi isn't taking this high flyer on board and immediately putting him in the front benches.

Lmao

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016


He really does dig the most absurdly short trousers

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
we called those jack ups in school and they were to be mocked

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Is it me or there is some perspective uncanny poo poo going on with Rishi and his chair.
As if its been scaled up a bit.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Can't stop myself, I'm an addict. Though I am trying to remember to just block all those right wingers who get in the 'for you' feed instead of reacting with a reply.
I realize the more I react the more the algorithm will feed it to me.
Then if I am really getting my blood pressure up, I force myself to log out so there's that tiny pause when I would have to log in again to read some more when I can think "do I really want to do this".

I first just took social media off my phone. Thought if I really wanted to read that stuff I would do it on the pc and I never did, it was just something I reached for when bored.

SA is the only thing resembling social media I still have an account for. I get through a lot more books now.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
"We’ve determined there was no violation and have restored your Tweet’s visibility for this appeal.

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience and appreciate you taking the time to submit your feedback to us.

Thanks,
Twitter "

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
they'll remember this.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

efb :shrug:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I've been trying threads, and to some extend it's nice not to have to deal with an entire feed of howling derangement, but also its politics side is just wall-to-wall shitlib nonsense.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

TIL it's a fairly modern American word

quote:

First attested in a memo by US Representative (Texas) Maury Maverick dated March 30, 1944, banning "gobbledygook language". Apparently coined in imitation of the sounds made by a turkey.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

A truly epic lineup here for a village hall full of bigoted simpletons



And , erm, Ann Widdecombe is Catholic

smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Apr 6, 2024

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Ann Widdecombe keeps giving coffee morning talks in my posh rural town, mostly to promote her lovely book and give her some feeling of relevance in the world. She attracts the absolute worst of the boomer locals and has built up quite a following here.

e: vvv I thought she was dead too until she started doing the coffee mornings.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I forgot Ann Widdecombe was still alive.

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