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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Serperoth posted:

Okada needs to do a few years in NXT to grind some reps, he's right.

Hell, the others too, I bet Lexis King could show that scrub Ospreay a thing or two, and Corbin has an easy W against White, gotta pay their dues.

Tokyo dome is the biggest bingo hall in the world

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

shiksa posted:

what's funny is that the miz is going to be immediately forgotten the second hes not on tv every week anymore. the dude has basically no legacy if you're not a big reality TV fan. not one single wrestler coming up is gonna reference miz as an influence. honky tonk man-rear end

miz will absolutely slide into the jerry lawler commentary role and spend decades doing mediocre tv after he retires. he will never be off tv

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/SittingNGorilla/status/1776733787893993906?t=7p1FdL9_JkC0C2YOJU0Meg&s=19

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


making GBS threads a gorilla

Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


*Watches Jack Perry smoothly do a powerbomb, a poison rana, a wicked clothesline, a missle dropkick, and a brainbuster*

"I simply cannot buy that man as an athlete. Pass the Doritos."

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Sega 32X posted:

*Watches Jack Perry smoothly do a powerbomb, a poison rana, a wicked clothesline, a missle dropkick, and a brainbuster*

"I simply cannot buy that man as an athlete. Pass the Doritos."

lol every time these guys who have never seen the inside of a gym tell on themselves by mocking an objectively buff dude for not looking like the ultimate warrior or whatever

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

https://x.com/creaturelives/status/1776588255489605806?s=46

She arguably did well for herself in Japan without the need for the wwe in her life.

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1776389924171980884

Triple H making me take Will Ospreay's side when it comes to Captain Bruv's personal character is a crime unto itself.

How sad, all three are missing out on the chance to be remembered as glorified male cheerleaders who got beat by the Miz.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019



fed fans are adapting and now preemptively moving the goal posts. jade might be good in 20 years

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Most Power Alex posted:

How sad, all three are missing out on the chance to be remembered as glorified male cheerleaders who got beat by the Miz.

Jay White isn't missing that out at all.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Rent-free.

https://twitter.com/WWEGareth/status/1776777145282396472

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
instead of the star scale, we now have the wwe/aew scale

if match is good, it's a wwe match

if match is bad, it's an aew match

if match is terrible, it's a wcw match

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

C. Everett Koop posted:

instead of the star scale, we now have the wwe/aew scale

if match is good, it's a wwe match

if match is bad, it's an aew match

if match is terrible, it's a wcw match

What's a TNA match?

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002


or what

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Writer Cath posted:

What's a TNA match?

that which must not be spoken of

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

what match was it, you cant leave us hanging

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



The replies indicate it was...Jimmy Uso vs. Jey Uso.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

gently caress all the way off

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Imagine disagreeing with that rating instead of just not watching.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Oh, they’re getting to the point that “anything I don’t like is (x)” that trumpy folk do with woke, but with “AEW”

Cool cool cool

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever









can you vote on a match before it is over or even started? I just assume some people would immediately mark a match from their preferred fed a 10 as soon as voting opened regardless

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Tweak posted:

can you vote on a match before it is over or even started? I just assume some people would immediately mark a match from their preferred fed a 10 as soon as voting opened regardless

You have to wait for the match time to be added, but that was… within a minute of the end of the match?

The ratings have averaged out a bit, but it's surprising how many people are doing "it was too long, really dull, and overbooked, but gat drat it was ~*~*~cinema~*~*~, 9/10".

Quid
Jul 19, 2006

MassRafTer posted:

Imagine disagreeing with that rating instead of just not watching.

I bet that won't be the first of performance disagreement

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
When AEW is most like PWG it is in fact really good
https://twitter.com/Evan_Holder42/status/1776815182758490221

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
The Trevor Dame thread that's replying to is also really stupid lol

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1776812147323859043

WWE, the bastion of cohesive long term storytelling. Please do not bring up that the build to this WrestleMania kicked off with The Rock coming out to fight Roman Reigns and then them immediately handwaving that away without any explanation, and also the best case scenario for the years-long Roman title run is that it'll end tomorrow after months of a feud in which a returning legend made him look like a third wheel

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
i dont think this is bait since the whole account is weird but i didnt think this kind of zero thoughts posted existed for anti wwe stuff

https://twitter.com/KidouWrestling/status/1776790025109147850

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's actually bad when people wrestle with a contagious disease

https://twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/1776753461939392741

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Lamuella posted:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's actually bad when people wrestle with a contagious disease

https://twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/1776753461939392741

Excited to read about all the WWE stars to have to miss Raw due to an “undisclosed illness”.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

fez_machine posted:

When AEW is most like PWG it is in fact really good
https://twitter.com/Evan_Holder42/status/1776815182758490221

Boy I sure do wish there was a wrestling company that wasn't actively abusive AND solved every logistic problem that is common in business. What equally concerning problems.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
boobfan6969 weighs in on why he thinks brandi rhodes wasn't a success in aew

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The smarks hate conventionally hot women. Now to take a huge swig of coffee and see who AEW's two women's champs are.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

little munchkin posted:

boobfan6969 weighs in on why he thinks brandi rhodes wasn't a success in aew



history tells me its incest boobs that he’s a fan of

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Joke's on you, insects don't have boobs

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://x.com/jobbernationtv/status/1697435017226617295?s=46

https://x.com/jobbernationtv/status/1776947118558924948?s=46

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


perfect

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

little munchkin posted:

boobfan6969 weighs in on why he thinks brandi rhodes wasn't a success in aew



They project their own hang-ups onto wrestling...unlike me, boobfan6969, the guy armchair psychoanalyzing all smarks and landing on "Gay"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


little munchkin posted:

boobfan6969 weighs in on why he thinks brandi rhodes wasn't a success in aew



whenever I see a post like this I interpolate the tone of that "yoshi's eggs" post.

"They just like femboys and big women haha. Just looking at the big women with their strong arms and thinking about what it would be like for those big strong arms to hold you and throw you around haha."

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Jobbernation is a known liar who will just say the lamest bait posts - being caught in a lie won't affect him

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

JethroMcB posted:

They project their own hang-ups onto wrestling...unlike me, boobfan6969, the guy armchair psychoanalyzing all smarks and landing on "Gay"

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