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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

grittyreboot posted:

So my friends keep telling me Elon's not ftw. Are there some good talking points to shut them down?

1. rocket
2. cybertruk
3. knows Linda

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


tesla rules, as does elon

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022
just tell them about linda actually

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Joementum posted:

i present........................ ROBOTAXI!



"Reveal" in August of '24 means product delivery in '27 or '29. What a loving joke

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Posting from my brand new Tesla

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
he doesn't gently caress but he certainly nuts

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


a.lo posted:

Posting from my brand new Tesla

thank you

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

a.lo posted:

Posting from my brand new Tesla

RIP

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

grittyreboot posted:

So my friends keep telling me Elon's not ftw. Are there some good talking points to shut them down?

poo poo in their sink and tell them to let it sink in

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

a.lo posted:

Posting from my brand new Tesla

prove it

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Tatsuta Age posted:

tesla rules, as does elon

you've said the actual truth

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/yacineMTB/status/1776735400683315510?t=ndINMHRWGu4iLeoFtF1dTg&s=19

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Really linda, your alt account is kache (dingboard.com) really?

I expected more from the #sports CEO. :colbert:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Why the long face?

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Speleothing posted:

"Reveal" in August of '24 means product delivery in '27 or '29. What a loving joke

What about 28

Is it a special august thing

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

I can't even begin to fathom the incredible amount of ads, pay2win SEO, and grok tailored algorithm based results X, the everything app, search engine would deliver if Google is the low water mark.

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
These 'robotaxis' they will announce are probably going to be autonomous vehicles for use in controlled environments, such as on airports to move personnel. You know, things that already exist and where Tesla is late to the party.

Of course, many people will cheer on Elon 's genius anyway

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

Martian posted:

These 'robotaxis' they will announce are probably going to be autonomous vehicles for use in controlled environments, such as on airports to move personnel. You know, things that already exist and where Tesla is late to the party.

Of course, many people will cheer on Elon 's genius anyway

It'll be a bunch of Teslas driven by dudes.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

the internet freaking owns now

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Smythe posted:

the internet freaking owns now

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
my 2nd scammer lmfao

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Kuule hain nussivan posted:

It'll be a bunch of Teslas driven by dudes.

wrong, the dudes will only supervise while FSD drives

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
drat, the second scammer was going to reimburse her for what she lost the first scammer? I guess you can't judge a book by its cover

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


dr_rat posted:

Really linda, your alt account is kache (dingboard.com) really?

I expected more from the #sports CEO. :colbert:

#yaccineMTB

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/LahavHarkov/status/1776943740709433352
musk seems to genuinely think if you don't provide a download button you can't download videos

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
You wouldn't download a Cybertruck :mad:

Who would the ad revenues go to, anyway? I guess for footage shot by IDF after the events it would go to them. But if some of the footage was taken from action cameras carried by Hamas terrorists then Musk should have paid them or he'd be stealing.

Nenonen has issued a correction as of 13:24 on Apr 7, 2024

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Quotey posted:

What about 28

Is it a special august thing
two 8s is hitler, three 8s is CHINA

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
do NOT tell elon to kill himself in this thread!

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Elon Please Do Not Kill Yourself 👍😂💯

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

do NOT tell elon to kill himself in this thread!

So you can't tell him to use any products that his companies make, other than X the everything app (former Twitter)?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Dante80 posted:

Hello fellow Cybertruck enthusiasts

I've been part of this amazing community for a while, soaking up the wisdom and camaraderie you all generously share. Your guidance has been a beacon through my journey of anticipation and patience for the Cybertruck, a symbol of innovation and personal aspiration for me.

I'm reaching out today for your insights on a dilemma that's weighing heavily on me. Six months ago, I couldn't imagine seeking advice 😞, but I've come to value this community's spirit of support and kindness. 😟

The 4years journey to the Cybertruck's launch has been my solace and motivation, mirroring my hopes for a brighter future amidst personal challenges. My reservation number is 11292xxxx, and recently, I've been presented with two options:

1. Opt for the AWD Foundation Series at $99,000 today, potentially receiving it by the end of 2024.

2. Wait for the regular AWD model at $80,000, ( my best guess the option will likely become available by fall of 2024), with delivery by the end of 2025, allowing me to save more money and use more money to personalize truck later.

Initially, I leaned towards the second option for its financial prudence and soundness. However, life threw me a curveball I hadn't anticipated. My marriage has been struggling, and despite my best efforts, it seems we're at an impasse. This turmoil threatens the financial stability required for buying the Cybertruck, a dream that's been a beacon of hope for me. There is a risk that either my wife initiates a divorce or that I may have to trigger the divorce myself if the situation gets totally out of control or my kids' wellbeing is impacted in a bad way.

Given these circumstances, I'm contemplating securing the Cybertruck sooner through the first option, despite the financial stretch it represents. This decision feels like a crucial step to preserve a piece of my future dreams amid the storm.

I'd love to hear your thoughts:
How would you navigate this choice?
If I commit to the AWD Foundation Series now, when must I finalize financing?
Is it possible to switch to the regular AWD later without losing my reservation spot, even if it means forfeiting the deposit?
Any advice on proceeding with my Cybertruck dream if a divorce is imminent?

Your wisdom and support mean the world to me during this crossroads. Thank you for lending an ear and sharing your insights.

sending this to his wife's divorce lawyer

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

@yacineMTB is right, it is really hard

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

do NOT tell elon to kill himself in this thread!

are you impliying he isn't smart enough to be able to accomplish such a task?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

do NOT tell elon to kill himself in this thread!

why are you telling elon to kill himself?

are you woke?

mad???

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i hope elon gets the help he needs

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


thathonkey posted:

i hope elon gets the help he needs

in .45 caliber

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Cup Runneth Over posted:

in .45 caliber

That's not help, if he is going the Lowtax route it has to be self-service help.

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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


notes talking about crediting ops…when will they roll that out for melons stolen memes?

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
@hourly_shitpost do better

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