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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

quote:

“Heil hitler” -elon musk


oh

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
I could fit that in my prius

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Av/post combo

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
That's something like the weight of two passengers. Normal cars are not designed for such heavy lifting.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Elon should send 1000 self-driving Cybertrucks to Gaza to stop the famine. They can pull infinite amounts of food and are practically indestructible.

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Nenonen posted:

Elon should send 1000 self-driving Cybertrucks to Gaza to stop the famine. They can pull infinite amounts of food and are practically indestructible.

Why do you hate the Palestinians?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

That stuff would fit in the back of a Geo Metro

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Probably made the employees load it for him while constantly reminding them not to scratch the liner, it's brand new and a cybertruck

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!

any truck can do that

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

any truck can do that

or two wheelbarrows

Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night
cyberdivorce guy figured out how to guy the truck and make his ex pay for it with one weird trick:

quote:

as my thinking stands now: $20k is a small fraction to lose in the big picture of family falling apart. the marriage... I probably cannot save and I need to get used with that idea. But the truck , I can... if I get it before the divorce... all assets and debts are shared... so I figured if I had a financed truck I could keep it and have my transportation problem solved for life in a unique way... and all the potential lifestyle changes that come with it.

divorce lawyers hate it!!!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

any truck can do that

no it can't

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.




195.84 lbs of top soil lol

DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

Stutes posted:

have my transportation problem solved for life

Really optimistic description of a vehicle that keeps having owners complaining about it breaking shortly after purchase.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
at least a bricked cybertruck can never leave me, unlike my bitch wife

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

thathonkey posted:

at least a bricked cybertruck can never leave me, unlike my bitch wife

full
spouse
divorcing

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
I don't need a cybertruck to take big loads

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

any truck can do that

I'd like to see you play Witcher 3 on a different truck. No you can't bring your laptop that's cheating.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!

Precambrian Video Games posted:

I'd like to see you play Witcher 3 on a different truck. No you can't bring your laptop that's cheating.

(pulls out Nintendo Switch)

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I can and have fit that much in the back of my sedan

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

sharknado slashfic posted:

I can and have fit that much in the back of my sedan

Sleeping in the trunk sounds potentially dangerous and definitely cramped, hopefully you have something to prevent the hatch from sealing tight.

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
*slaps back of cybertruck* you can fit so many bags of dirt in this bad boy *bumper falls off*

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

DeeplyConcerned posted:

I don't need a cybertruck to take big loads

:justtrans:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Nenonen posted:

Sleeping in the trunk sounds potentially dangerous and definitely cramped, hopefully you have something to prevent the hatch from sealing tight.

Most cars seem to have interior emergency trunk releases these days, thankfully. Although I'd bet Teslas don't.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

how is this things bed so small. its freaking HUGE

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
maybe bigger den teh freaking XBOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1777049705005932759

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

Smythe posted:

how is this things bed so small. its freaking HUGE

Because it turns out Elon actually is a comedic genius and has created the perfect parody of a truck

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








So Grok is just askJeeves?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
prior to grok it was impossible to find out who Taylor Swift was dating

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

So Grok is just askJeeves?

Litreally? I wondered what that guy's been up to.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Does this mean that Elon is Wooster??

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Nenonen posted:

Sleeping in the trunk sounds potentially dangerous and definitely cramped, hopefully you have something to prevent the hatch from sealing tight.

simply breathe through the panel gaps

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Smythe posted:

how is this things bed so small. its freaking HUGE

:eyepop:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

tip: if you fold the back seat down the bed becomes twice as big

Ignore_Me
Mar 19, 2024

a.lo posted:

tip: if you fold the back seat down the bed becomes twice as big

that pickup line never goes over the same when I shout it from the window of my dodge astro

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!
the xbox is superior to the cybertruck

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
*x the everything box

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Pretty sure I’ve put morr than that in the back of my cuv and definitely more in my dads Highlander.

That’s 8 bags of average sized soil vs the 1.5x bags you can buy at Costco

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