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Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Salisbury Snape posted:

Found a suspiciously swollen tin of anchovies in the cupboard, still well within the date, curiosity got the better of me and I opened it in the sink. Holy gently caress I should never let the intrusive thoughts win. the sink now smells like someone has taken a poo poo in it.

Unless you are eating fermented herring from Sweden you do not open a bulged tin of food. :ughh:

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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Starbucks posted:

Got some Tesco Finest Roast Beef and Horseradish crisps. It’s no Brannigans but a solid replacement for beef and mustard.

Tried various mustard crisps since the great brannigans purge and nothing quite worked, hopefully these are worthy successors

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Trainee PornStar posted:

I may just be getting old but I seem to remember a thread years ago about whether pissing in the shower is acceptable & some goon admitted to making GBS threads in the shower & mushing it down the plug hole with his foot.

Long story short, I agree.

I believe that is the origin of the term, waffle stomper.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Ultimately it's all waste pipes. It's just about diameter

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

why not poo poo in it. might take the edge off

That’s true, you always like the smell of your own brand as they say.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Ultimately it's all waste pipes. It's just about diameter

I've said this verbatim in more than one grindr chat

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Starbucks posted:

That’s true, you always like the smell of your own brand as they say.

Farts yes, not sure about shits.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


finally looked up the flag that the guy over the road has outside his house and it turns out it's the royal standard of Henry IV, used throughout the Tudor era

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
what is poo poo, if not fart persevering

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.

Dysgenesis posted:

Farts yes, not sure about shits.

This has all the hallmarks of a clinical trial

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Party Boat posted:

finally looked up the flag that the guy over the road has outside his house and it turns out it's the royal standard of Henry IV, used throughout the Tudor era

*Swords Of A Thousand Men plays loudly on Sunday morning*

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Farts are just airborne poo particles after all

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Dysgenesis posted:

I believe that is the origin of the term, waffle stomper.

lol thats gonna be my new favorite insult.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wa****-stomper

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Party Boat posted:

finally looked up the flag that the guy over the road has outside his house and it turns out it's the royal standard of Henry IV, used throughout the Tudor era

Sure you don't mean Henry VII? :shobon: (that's already pretty..niche even if you mean the Tudor Rose but Henry Bolingbroke even more so...)

Edit: ok yeah that makes sense. Bloody Scots inheriting thrones and changing our flags :mad:

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 7, 2024

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Ultimately it's all waste pipes. It's just about diameter

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


feedmegin posted:

Sure you don't mean Henry VII? :shobon: (that's already pretty..niche even if you mean the Tudor Rose but Henry Bolingbroke even more so...)

err think I meant royal banner not royal standard

this one: https://www.worldofflags.co.uk/index.php?app=ecom&ns=prodshow&ref=Royal-Standard-Banner-Flag-1405-1603

the henry vii one looks much cooler

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Dysgenesis posted:

Farts yes, not sure about shits.
my thoughts after eating lactose

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Party Boat posted:

err think I meant royal banner not royal standard

this one: https://www.worldofflags.co.uk/index.php?app=ecom&ns=prodshow&ref=Royal-Standard-Banner-Flag-1405-1603

the henry vii one looks much cooler

Some serious cunts on that list.

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Only time I have seen those flags are little ones you put in sandcastles. You sure you are not a really small mouse and that your neighbour is a sandcastle?

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Tried various mustard crisps since the great brannigans purge and nothing quite worked, hopefully these are worthy successors

Have you tried those very, very mustardy pork scratchings? I think Tesco sell them and they're obviously Pork and Mustard, not Beef and Mustard, but they're very, very good.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Yeah tesco beef n horse are indeed good. Aldi also do the same flavour

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Who does the best ‘beef n horse’

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

when did we start talking about lasagne

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

old thread throwback

99 i think posted:


Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



Just applied for 4 day week, fed up of w***ing.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

kecske posted:

old thread throwback

Woah. Hazy memories filtering back through the smog of my brain

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




NotJustANumber99 posted:

Woah. Hazy memories filtering back through the smog of my brain

:allears:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


It's windy aaaut

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Burt posted:

Just applied for 4 day week, fed up of w***ing.

I just piss around on Fridays and do nothing.

Plus all the other days

dadrips
Jan 8, 2010

everything you do is a balloon
College Slice
Britain should be nuked into ashes purely on the basis that our weather is not conducive to happy human existence. Evacuating the island beforehand is optional

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
Rains almost every day for 8 months of the year here in West Wales :negative: .. can’t even move coz the rich have caused a ‘housing crisis’ with their rapacious greed

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
the lovely weather most of the time means that when we hit June/July/August and there's a few days of sunshine plus Euros and Olympics on it'll be heaven on earth

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
True it's really nice when the weather isn't poo poo

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


I dunno it was 7 degrees and pissing it down as I started w**king today. What more could you ask for.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
bloody windy

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
Had a cheese toastie for lunch. Underrated lunch option.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Ohh, might have to get out the toastie maker. It’s been a minute since I had one.

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JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
Just use an air fryer

Seriously I don't think I could go back to non timed cooking appliances

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