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Apr 6, 2024 21:02
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 Stoatbringer posted:“Hi, wanna come to the vending machines and grab a coffee?” FUTURE CRIME 
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Apr 6, 2024 21:21
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna commit time clock fraud. I was accused of time theft by a bitter HR person at my last job. There was an internal investigation and I had to submit to an hour of questioning with an investigator. On my side were two union reps. They took 16 months to conclude no time theft had occurred. The value of the time I was accused of stealing? $1,120 dollars. I'm 100% positive that the investigator was paid more than that to prosecute the case, and it led to my resignation. It's so dumb.
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Apr 6, 2024 21:37
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Since cursed signs are apparently fair game.
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Apr 6, 2024 21:41
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What an insane thing to have on any medical related business sign, but somehow worse
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Apr 6, 2024 22:50
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Leon Sumbitches posted:I was accused of time theft by a bitter HR person at my last job. There was an internal investigation and I had to submit to an hour of questioning with an investigator. On my side were two union reps. They took 16 months to conclude no time theft had occurred. Sounds to me like they probably wanted you to quit and made poo poo there bad enough that you did.
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Apr 6, 2024 23:20
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Inceltown posted:Sounds to me like they probably wanted you to quit and made poo poo there bad enough that you did. Yes. This was one of about four major gently caress yous over a year's time. That's the last time I ever give nine years to an institution.
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Apr 6, 2024 23:39
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I had a job where they tried to construct a reason to shitcan me after I handed in my notice, because they were petty vindictive fucks who wanted to be able to give a reference saying I got fired to gently caress me out of the new job because I had the audacity to leave. They spent like 4 weeks trying to prove I’d committed fraud and made me sit through a bunch of meetings where I brought out all the documentation to prove I hadn’t done poo poo in front of 3 different pairs of ‘investigators’ and it’s probably the stupidest process I’ve ever been through in my entire professional life.
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Apr 6, 2024 23:42
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Those Japanese face crabs are actually the result of semi natural selection. The original form only kinda, sorta looked like a face if you squint, with some variation. The fishermen would toss back any that were too face like. So over centuries, the selection pressure was for more face-like carapace. As for Horseshoe crabs, they're very chill. I spent years working the touch tank at a local museum, and they were one of the critters. The coolest part is that their chewing parts are at the base of the legs, with the mouth in the center. One thing I'd always do is have the visitors put a finger there. The crab would them wiggle its legs trying to chew. It felt like a set of stiff toothbrushes pushing on you.
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Apr 6, 2024 23:44
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MrUnderbridge posted:The coolest part is that their chewing parts are at the base of the legs, with the mouth in the center. One thing I'd always do is have the visitors put a finger there. The crab would them wiggle its legs trying to chew. It felt like a set of stiff toothbrushes pushing on you. That all seems fun, untill you try it with this one and you lose an arm:  https://www.cincinnatimagazine.com/article/the-worlds-largest-horseshoe-crab-is-in-hillsboro/
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Apr 6, 2024 23:48
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna commit time cock fraud. This better not be some space moose poo poo.
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Apr 6, 2024 23:58
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MrUnderbridge posted:Those Japanese face crabs are actually the result of semi natural selection. The original form only kinda, sorta looked like a face if you squint, with some variation. The fishermen would toss back any that were too face like. So over centuries, the selection pressure was for more face-like carapace. Not trying to poo poo on you but that's a bit of a (very charming) urban legend. Heikegani, the crabs, were thrown back because they're too small to be worth it. The only evolutionary pressure from humans would be in our slight depletion of their competitors for food in small areas, which would be evenly felt across the species regardless of carapace characteristics. They're still plentiful and mostly unmarketable today. Look at this full-grown little weirdo:
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Apr 7, 2024 07:34
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I always piss, on company time.
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Apr 7, 2024 08:29
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https://i.imgur.com/mMPHnZC.mp4
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Apr 7, 2024 09:01
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Not trying to poo poo on you but that's a bit of a (very charming) urban legend. Heikegani, the crabs, were thrown back because they're too small to be worth it. The only evolutionary pressure from humans would be in our slight depletion of their competitors for food in small areas, which would be evenly felt across the species regardless of carapace characteristics. They're still plentiful and mostly unmarketable today. Look at this full-grown little weirdo: Carl Sagan told me it's true in Cosmos, the source of everything I believe to be true 
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Apr 7, 2024 09:24
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Takes No Damage posted:
I had this book series when I was a kid and can’t find it. E: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0531035670?ie=UTF8&tag=paleofuture-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0531035670 guidoanselmi fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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Apr 7, 2024 10:50
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I. M. Gei posted:Since cursed signs are apparently fair game. thankfully we don't have an entire generation of people known as boomers who had this sort of childhood. can you imagine the kind of insane projecting they'd do????
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Apr 7, 2024 11:50
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Semi cursed at best, Evan and Katelyn are too adorable to be truly cursed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEc2up6cBlE&t=12s
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Apr 7, 2024 13:24
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Not trying to poo poo on you but that's a bit of a (very charming) urban legend. Heikegani, the crabs, were thrown back because they're too small to be worth it. The only evolutionary pressure from humans would be in our slight depletion of their competitors for food in small areas, which would be evenly felt across the species regardless of carapace characteristics. They're still plentiful and mostly unmarketable today. Look at this full-grown little weirdo: Well, drat. Thanks a lot, Carl Sagan and Cosmos!
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Apr 7, 2024 19:16
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Technology has gone too far. Repent and run for your lives.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:20
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I don't like the spinning camera. Conscious beings should not have spin-ny parts even if they are robots.
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Apr 7, 2024 19:23
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Lol he is meatspinning
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Apr 7, 2024 19:32
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Takes No Damage posted:
Soldier of Fortran earns the curse. 
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Apr 7, 2024 20:47
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Lol at the backwards helmet
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Apr 7, 2024 20:50
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More like soldier of 4chan lmao
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Apr 7, 2024 21:34
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Here's a higher quality version I created years ago for anyone who needs it up on a wall in their computer crime lab:
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Apr 7, 2024 22:36
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https://i.imgur.com/29wLHfT.mp4
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Apr 8, 2024 02:14
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better than coffee
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Apr 8, 2024 03:06
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precious
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Lazy_Liberal posted:better than coffee I think I'd rather the coffee
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Apr 8, 2024 03:17
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Lazy_Liberal posted:better than coffee But now you have to go back home and change your pants.
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Apr 8, 2024 03:27
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Facebook Aunt posted:But now you have to go back home and change your pants. No, it’s a power move to continue with the same pair.
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Apr 8, 2024 03:35
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 world record holder for largest female mouth
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Apr 8, 2024 10:18
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Non Compos Mentis posted:
Kirk Johnson's daughter is getting ready for her film career.
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Apr 8, 2024 12:41
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Better than any of the jokes I came up with.
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Apr 8, 2024 12:48
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Non Compos Mentis posted:
loving Innsmouth folk
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Apr 8, 2024 12:50
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Hasturtium posted:loving Innsmouth folk What's with all the fish people hate???
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Apr 8, 2024 12:57
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dr_rat posted:What's with all the fish people hate??? It wasn't hate it was an origin story.
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Apr 8, 2024 12:59
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Just don't like the look of em
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Apr 8, 2024 12:59
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!Klams posted:It wasn't hate it was an origin story. Awww, a tale of true love with a happy ending
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Apr 8, 2024 13:11
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Non Compos Mentis posted:
Imagine riding the bus as this ladys 8th grade son lmao.
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