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Wait so is Jim Davis responsible for the eclipse?!?
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Apr 5, 2024 14:46
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Wait is Garfield the real creator? Was Garfields invention of Jim Davis done just to test the unworthy??? Seems like a bit of a mean trick. Well guess Garfield didn't ever even bother to pretend to be a benevolent god. 
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Apr 5, 2024 14:51
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Every day for Nathen is one step closer to the threshold between 'high functioning' and 'needs hospitalization'.
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Apr 5, 2024 14:55
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I love the idea that someone thought Jim Davis created the eclipse and nathen needs to set them straight
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Apr 5, 2024 15:05
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Even though we worship at the feet of Jim Davis, on this day we shall remember that there are even greater forces in the cosmos, like Mulik al-Malik or whatever that phase was
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Apr 5, 2024 15:10
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Killingyouguy! posted:I love the idea that someone thought Jim Davis created the eclipse and nathen needs to set them straight Total Eclipse of the Garf
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Apr 5, 2024 15:37
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Sounds like he's a member of the same Nibiru and the Annunakis are real and walking among us Facebook group i read when I need a laugh
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Apr 5, 2024 15:54
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steinrokkan posted:Even though we worship at the feet of Jim Davis, on this day we shall remember that there are even greater forces in the cosmos, like Mulik al-Malik or whatever that phase was Maalik Ul-Mulk, pbuh
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Apr 5, 2024 17:07
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https://x.com/jessehawken/status/1776263491256533338?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q I agree with him there.
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Apr 5, 2024 18:22
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Nathen is a Trump worshiper. Thankfully(?) he’s Canadian.
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen is a Trump worshiper. Thankfully(?) he’s Canadian. I still remember in the last thread someone got really mad at me for saying this for some reason. Despite him praising our favorite president multiple times before then. Garf Derangement Syndrome
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Apr 6, 2024 05:08
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Escape From Noise posted:I still remember in the last thread someone got really mad at me for saying this for some reason. Despite him praising our favorite president multiple times before then. He literally has/had a Trump autograph he has posted to social media that he is very proud of. Tbh though Nathen probably likes Trump because he truly believes that he is a savvy business magnate
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Apr 6, 2024 05:26
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Also, Trump’s name and very identity is a brand. I’m sure in Nathen’s mind, that’s the greatest thing one can aspire to.
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Apr 6, 2024 05:47
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Mr Trump, hear me out: TRUMPFIELD 2024 Campaign infrastructure powered by Egeez
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Apr 6, 2024 07:59
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Frank Frank posted:He literally has/had a Trump autograph he has posted to social media that he is very proud of. Tbh though Nathen probably likes Trump because he truly believes that he is a savvy business magnate my old man (grandpa) also had/has an autographed pic of Trump. he's 68 also I'm calling him that because my real old man (my dad) killed himself when I was 6
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Apr 6, 2024 19:49
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I anxiously await the great entergagement on April 8th with my fellow Branch Davisians.
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Apr 6, 2024 20:14
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Escape From Noise posted:GarfieldEATS: Total Eclipse of the Garf New thread title, surely?
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Apr 7, 2024 07:34
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Its as if we received a message from the real creator, not Jim Davis.
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Apr 7, 2024 16:20
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He also posted a new reel about the Eclipse but it was so boring I gave up halfway through. Maybe Jim Davis made that one.
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Apr 8, 2024 01:46
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In the beginning Jim Davis created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the lasagna. And the Spirit of Jim Davis moved upon the face of the lasagna. And Jim Davis said, Let there be Garf: and there was Garf. And Jim Davis saw the Garf, that it was good
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Apr 8, 2024 02:27
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MassRafTer posted:He also posted a new reel about the Eclipse but it was so boring I gave up halfway through. Maybe Jim Davis made that one. Would Nathfield BRAND and sacrifice Garfield for the ultimate power? 100 likes on his posts?
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Apr 8, 2024 02:27
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Escape From Noise posted:In the beginning Jim Davis created the heaven and the earth. 3. And on the first day Garfield rested, 4. saying "I hate Mondays"
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Apr 8, 2024 07:50
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WWJD What Would Jim Davis?
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GarfieldSUBWAYSARINATTACK doesn't quite have the same ring to it
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Apr 8, 2024 08:12
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Escape From Noise posted:WWJD What Would Jim Davis? I thought it was going to be "What would Jon do?"
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Frank Frank posted:I thought it was going to be "What would Jon do?" Jon is not the all powerful creator!
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Escape From Noise posted:Jon is not the all powerful creator! Well looks like some hertics not getting into graf heaven.
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Apr 8, 2024 13:07
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i'd rather rule in fork jail than serve in graf heaven
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Apr 8, 2024 13:38
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He hath spoken https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1777300917122982038?t=F2is3GZrLdnl66k_0D6hZg&s=19
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Apr 8, 2024 14:26
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Finally! An Emoji Movie sequel!
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Apr 8, 2024 14:32
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Poop emoji EATS!
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Apr 8, 2024 14:37
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Haven't thought about The Emoji Movie for a long time. Kind of wish I never had to think about it again.
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Apr 8, 2024 14:44
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Please let it be EmojiMovieEATS Big Cow Lasagna.
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Apr 8, 2024 16:33
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CodfishCartographer posted:He hath spoken Friendship with Garfield ENDED Now EMOJI MOVIE is my new friend
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Apr 8, 2024 16:35
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If there is one thing I know about Nathen it is that he loving sucks at everything so there is like a 2% chance at best that Emoji Movie clip has anything to do with his Beloved Global Icon Hagar the HorriblEATS coming soon
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Apr 8, 2024 17:30
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he has a low hit rate when selecting gifs relevant to the text of his posts
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Apr 8, 2024 17:33
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We should start a betting pool on what classic franchise he's going to get uncomfortably intimate with next. Odds on DilbertEATS?
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Apr 8, 2024 17:46
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Peanut Butter posted:We should start a betting pool on what classic franchise he's going to get uncomfortably intimate with next. The Dilburrito already exists/existed. No word on if Scott Adams will oil check you for buying one though.
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I'm like 95% sure he only chose that gif because it has a little emoji guy looking excited, and Nathen doesn't realize it could imply that he's working with the emoji movie license.
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